Hi again. Sorry for lack of disclaimer and hello on the first chapter, was so excited about getting it out I forgot :D Ooppss! This is basically a result of writters block but I promise that Jeopardy chapters will be out very soon, thanks for everyone who has alerted it. Kind of lost a bit of confidence after the lack of reviews but oh well.

Right now for business: Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters related to the manga. If I did, well there'd be a cute little blonde kunoichi named Raichiru (japanese of my name ;)) who was the object of desire for all the gorgeous shinobi out there. I can dream, in a disclaimer at least :D

Suddenly the door opened and they both looked round quickly. Stood in the doorway with a commanding presence was the only pink haired kunoichi in Konoha,

"Hi boys," she chimed with a radiating smile. Sakura moved into the room and closed the door behind her before turning to them both. Sasuke's eyes gravitated towards her per usual, whenever she wore her uniform his eyes were never anywhere else. She wore a figure hugging black skirt with a simple white button down shirt and a long white doctor's coat, complete with stethoscope. Her hair was twisted up in a bun held with a single chopstick. She walked further into the room and greeted them with a bright smile.

"Ohayo Sasuke," she said as she walked past him and round the other side of the bed. She looked down at Naruto and shook her head,

"Of all the wards in all the hospitals, why did they have to put you in mine?" Sakura joked as she poked him in the chest with the eraser end of her pencil. Naruto grinned his cocky grin and put his "uninjured" arm behind his head in a relaxed fashion.

"Just lucky I guess," he said. "Oww!" he exclaimed as she poked him again with the other end this time. Sakura looked up and with a smile shook her head at Sasuke. He smiled back awkwardly.

"So care to explain how this happened Naruto," Sakura said as she prepared to make notes. He sighed,

"Well it's a really long story Doctor Haruno," he explained while flashing her a smile. "Kakashi dropped a boulder on top of me," he said simply. Sasuke swore to Kami that even though it had never happened to him before, he was certain he felt himself sweatdrop. Sakura giggled to herself and replied with a sarcastic,

"Oh really?"

"Yes ma'am," Naruto replied with a wink. Sasuke sighed and shook his head again, Sakura gave him a sympathetic look and then turned back to Naruto.

"All I'm going to do right now is check your wounds and redress them, okay?" Sakura said as she walked closer to the bed. Curiously Sasuke peered over the side of the bed at him, if he wasn't really hurt Sakura find out and most certainly pulverise him. Naruto seemed extremely calm though and he just nodded and hummed in consent for her to go ahead. Sakura laid her hand on his chest and a sudden green hue erupted around her hand as she mentally searched him for wounds as Sasuke had seen her do many times before. She closed her eyes slowly proceeded to push her chakra inside of him. Although he would never admit it, Sasuke found the grace and precision of an elite medic admirable and frankly, captivating. He switched on his sharingan silently to watch her work and to try and figure out how Naruto was planning on getting away with whatever he had planned. He watched as the first whisps of chakra entered Naruto's highway and then suddenly he saw it. Something shooting down Naruto's chakra highways, darting up and away from his core like a bullet straight for Sakura. Sasuke rushed forward and tried to pull her away in time but suddenly Sakura yelped and was forced back roughly by an invisible force. Sasuke reached out and caught her in his arms, her back crashing into his chest with a force that almost winded him. For a moment everyone stood in stunned silence until Sasuke caught a glimpse of Sakura's hands, the palms burnt an angry red from her own chakra.

"Jesus Naruto!" he yelled.

"Sakura-chan are you alright?" Naruto asked hurriedly, sitting up and leaning forward as much as he could with obvious worry. Sakura laughed gently and smiled,

"I'm fine," she said non-chalantly. "Never had that happen before," she giggled. She turned her head round and smiled back at Sasuke. "You can let me go now." Sasuke looked down and saw his arms still around her protectively; instantly righting himself and showing no embarrassment he dropped his arms. Sakura walked around the bed and pulled open the bedside cabinet draw, pulling out some bandages which she gingerly wrapped them around her hands.

"Are you sure Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked, always reverting back to the childish honorific when he was worried about her. Sakura sat down on the side of the bed and smiled,

"Sure I'm fine! It's just a burn," she said holding up her palms for him to see. "I'll get Shizune to heal them in a bit. Stop worrying," she teased as she mocked punch Naruto's healthy arm. However she winced slightly and craddled her hand instinctively. She looked up to see both men frowning at her and she rolled her eyes.

"Okay I'll go now find her now then shall I," she said with a defeated huff. She rose up from the bed and crossed the room, pausing momentarily in front of Sasuke and laying her bandaged hand on his shoulder lightly.

"Don't be hard on him, it's not his fault," she whispered cheerfully. She then swept out of the room with one last flash of a smile to them. The moment he heard her footsteps fade to the end of the hall, Sasuke rounded furiously on the idiot in the bed.

"What the hell are you doing!" he practically yelled.

"What?" Naruto cried defensively.

"I saw what you did!" he growled. Naruto's eye brows shot up in surprise,

"No way, the sharingan can do that?" Naruto asked curiously. Sasuke's fists balled and Naruto backed up in the bed, practically feeling anger rippling off Sasuke.

"Not the point," Sasuke growled. Naruto sighed and scratched the inch of his head that wasn't covered in bandages awkwardly.

"Shizune will heal her up," Naruto mumbled.

"Again not the point baka! You're repelling the medics with your own chakra so they can't assess your wounds aren't you? That's your "plan" isn't it?" Sasuke instigated in a drawn out sarcasm.

"Not exactly, Sakura is the only one I've repelled so far," Naruto said with an awkward smile. Sasuke looked suddenly confused, none of the pieces of Naruto's crazy puzzle fitting together and he'd about had it with trying to follow him. "The other nurses are in on it too. I don't have to repel them, they're pretending," he said with an his trademark eye creasing smile.

"And you've never done this before then? Repel someone with your chakra?" Sasuke asked as he leant in, trying to get right up in Naruto's face. Naruto looked up at him and his expression suggested he was thinking again.

"Nope. Kakashi sensei had the idea," Naruto said jovially.

"So basically you're experimenting on Sakura with your super concentrated Kyuubi infused chakra," Sasuke said. Naruto looked confused for a moment forcing Sasuke to wait until he caught up to his logic and then suddenly looked horrified.

"Oh shit! I didn't realise... Shit!" Naruto cursed, knocking his forehead repeatedly with his hand. "It was Kakashi sensei's idea," Naruto pointed out defensively. Sasuke sighed and walked back to collapse in a chair in the corner of the room. He closed his eyes and massaged his temples frustratedly.

"So apart from maiming Sakura, is there a point to all this?" he asked with a semi-exhausted sounding voice. Naruto let loose another a thousand watt smile ridden with mischief that made Sasuke slightly nervous.

"Do you have any idea what happens to patients when they can't move any of their limbs?" Naruto asked. Sasuke cocked an eyebrow, anticipating the answer.

"Two words my friend.... Sponge Baths!"

Please review and say if you want me to end it like this as a mini oneshot or add a few more chapters :D X KennersX