-Meet Gai's Team-

Kiki awoke to find that she being carried -bride style- along a path. She looked up and saw a thick eye browed bowl haired guy.

"Ahhhhhh!" she screamed, and the thick eye browed afro haired guy dropped her on the floor. Then, she noticed that her friends were being carried by a boy with no pupils and a girl wearing her hair in buns- "Hey! That's my hairdo!" wailed Kiki as she ran away, screaming and yelling her head off.

A miniature version of the thick eye browed man stood in front of her. "Stop," he yelled. "AGH! Thick eye browed ugly afro aliens! They're everywhere! SAVE ME!" she yelled as she threw herself off a cliff.

By now, Chicken and Mug had been awoken. They sped off as soon as Kiki hurled herself off the cliff, only to be knocked out unconscious, by the no pupiled-guy with long hair, who muttered, "Hn."

Kiki was hurtling down the cliff as a hand grabbed her by her foot. The girl with her hair in buns frowned as she pulled her up. "Hold still," the girl insisted crossly. "If you move around, it'll be harder to pull you up." Kiki looked up in fascination and waved her arms around like a chicken. "Gah! It's the evil hairdo copy machine! COPYING EVERYTHING! DIE! DIE! DIE! YAGH!" She kicked the girl with her free foot ruthlessly and the girl let go, wincing in pain.

Kiki had almost hit the bottom of the cliff when she saw the thick eye browed afro hair man racing down the cliff. That was her last image as she went unconscious…again.

Kiki awoke again, as she was in a soft, white bed.

"Looks like she's awake now," said a calm voice.

Kiki sat up, looking around. She was in a hospital, and the girl with buns, the white eyed boy with long hair, the two versions of the thick eye browed afro aliens were staring at her.

"My name is Rock Lee!" the miniature thick eye browed afro alien announced.

Kiki looked at him closely. "Are you an alien?" she asked, out of her curiosity. Rock Lee turned a bright shade of green that matched his spandex clothing. "Huh?"

The next moment, Kiki was up and running. "Tag, you're it, No Eye Boy!" she screamed loudly as she whacked the white eyed boy on the forehead. The boy glowered. "Since you're a stranger here, I'll forgive you for doing that. As for my name, I would wish to be called Hyuuga Neji."

"Since you're a stranger here, I'll forgive you for doing that. As for my name, I would wish to be called Hyuuga Neji." commented Kiki.

Neji raised an eyebrow, saying, "You had better not be copying me."

"You had better not be copying me." mimicked Kiki, and took Rock Lee's sake bottle, drinking down all it's contents.

The girl with the buns scolded her. "Don't talk to Neji nee-san like that!"

"Who're you?" Kiki asked rudely, her voice slurred with alcohol.

"I am Tenten." said the girl, putting her hands on her hips.

"Hey, you stole my drink!" complained Rock Lee. "I was saving it for a battle!"

"I never denied it," giggled Kiki, and hiccupped.

A vein pulsed on Neji's head, and flames appeared in Rock Lee's eyes.

In the next room, room A35, Team Asuma was having the same troubles.

"My name is Chicken," the brown haired girl exclaimed, looking longingly at the bag of barbeque chips in Chouji's hands.

The big boned boy rubbed his hands on his shirt and wiped his mouth, the crumbs dripping down and onto the floor.

"I am Chouji, and I like eating chicken! Yummy!"

"Chouji, don't be so rude toward-"the blond haired girl started, but she was cut off.

"Agh! You like chicken! You eBil fatso!" howled Chicken, and started whacking Chouji with a giant metal bat that appeared out of nowhere.

"I especially-" Chouji said between whacks-"-like-"-whack- "-curry-"-whack-"-chicken!"

"EAT THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!" the girl screamed.

"Geez, this is going to be troublesome," said the pineapple headed boy dryly. He went to the window and watched the clouds.

But none of these were as bad as what topic Team Kakashi landed on.

"Who's this person?" asked a spikey blond haired boy.

"I am Mug!" the green haired girl cheered for herself.

"You mean you are a cup?" the blond boy asked, making a strange expression on his face.

"I am Mug!" the green haired girl said again, showing her white teeth.

"I know your name is Mug. Mine is is Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm going to be the Hokage. But enough of that. When you say that, do you mean cup, or-" Naruto was interrupted by a pink haired girl who punched him on the head.

"Ignore him, I say," said the pink haired girl vehemently, as Naruto was massaging his now injured head. "Naruto can be a bit prying, sometimes. Sorry about that."

Mug shrugged. "Can I ask you a question?"

The pink haired girl did not hesitate to answer.

"Sure."

"Ok. Here it comes. Were you born ugly, or was it when your hair turned pink?"

The pink haired girl smiled, but her inner sakura was twisting in annoyance: Shannaro! Damn it! Punch her to the ground! Make sure she doesn't say that dirt again! Or I'll…!

The pink haired girl pushed (actually, shoved) her inner sakura away.

"Actually, my hair is naturally pink, and second of all, I don't think I'm the ugly one. However, my name, is Haruno Sakura. Nice to meet you."

Mug did not seem to care at all about the answer, "It was a rhetorical question!" she declared loudly so that everyone could hear. She looked at the boy with the flat black hair. He smiled a lot, which annoyed her.

"Hello, mister Smiley. You know what? Yo mama's so fat that when she was wearing a yellow jacket the policeman was like, 'Hey, you in the yellow taxi! You're blocking the road!'"

The boy with the smile stopped smiling. "My name is…Sai. I don't have a mother, or a family, for that matter, and I'm pleased to meet you…"

"N-E-W H-A-G."

Mug ignored this insult and turned toward the door. "Where are you going?" Naruto demanded.

"I'm off to see my friends for a little while." Mug said, and closed the door behind her.