How Did You Die?

By Falconface: Chapter 2

You have seen some leaders so I'm are going to interview two cats that are some what as important as leaders...MEDICHINE CATS! Oh yeah!

Yellowfang:

I easily found the she-cat by a catnip bush collecting the leaves. "Hi Yellowfang, I'm..."

She interrupted me with a huge grin. "Your Falconface aren't you?" She began. "Bluestar told me about you. You might want to sit down if your going to hear about my death." Yellowfang pushed me onto a rock.

"Let's see it all began when I heard a loud childish scream that woke me from my sleep. I peered out of my den to see Fireheart running around the clearing yelling something about a fire. Then I saw smoke rising from the trees. My eyes grew as big as a-a-a-a-CHOOOOOOO!" She sneezed as some pollen went up her nose.

"My eyes were big, OK! Anyway, I dragged Cinderpelt with me as I ran out of my den, across the clearing, and up the ravine. Later when we did a head count we were missing two old-people-cats and a kit. Fireheart was petheticly looking for someone to go with him so I decided I wanted to fly and went with him.

The rescue went something like this: We went in the camp, found the two elders, grabbed them, and tried to get out. Fireheart made it out mostly because he had the elder that went on a diet. Out of all the elders in ThunderClan I had to get the one that weighed a hundred pounds! When I was about half way to the entrance I saw Fireheart in a tree. I dragged the elder a little bit farther and then yelled up at Fireheart that this was no time for climbing trees. But then wadda you know! The entire tree tips over under Frieheart's weight. An the tree fell right in the entrance, blocking my escape. I started to panic, and went running to my den to get poppy seed to calm my nerves. And I decided the elder was to dirty to drag into my den, so I abandon him there. After I ate the poppy seeds, I realized how foggy it was. I then I kinda fainted and saw butterfly's and spots and flowers and tarts and little pink heart and happy stuff of dreams".

I woke up to the sound of a very paniced cat. I lived my heavy dropping eyelids and looked up to see Fireheart. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, I could believe Fireheart abandoned me. And I calculated that today was tuesday, and since there were no good TV shows on that I should die. But before I did I left Fireheart my will, stating that I leave everything to the pink rabbit that was floating in the sky. In StarClan I got to meet up with all my best buddies. The gang decided that we should wear pink shirts that read 'I LOVE TEDDIES'.

Eventually, I noticed that my crew had disappeared on me. So I decided to disappear to, and leave Yellowfang blabbering to herself.

So that didn't go so well but just to let you Yellowfang is still talking away this very moment. Now I'm going to talk to Spottedleaf and I just hope she will be a little more...well... self control.

Hi I'm falconface." I ask with great caution as I approach her. " I was wondering if you could tell me how you died?"

"It was very tragic really, in fact it probably wouldn't have happened if my battle skills were better. I was looking for Firestar...no...Fireheart...no...Firepaw...yes he was Firepaw at the time. Anyway I was looking for Firepaw to ask him if he would go on a date with me. But as I was padding past the nursery when I heard the kits cry. "Who are you, what do you want, and where are our pickles. Hey why are you lifting us up we don't want to fly, we want to swim." They cried. After hearing that fearful and confusing cry for help I dashed to the secret exit behind the nursery ( which I wanted me and Firepaw to use.). When I saw that horrible shadowclan cat I screamed and the great slap-fight began. I was winning when I saw a pretty...pretty...pretty...pretty butterfly, and then I fell asleep and went zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz note this goes on for a really long time zz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. And then the other cat went and # ! #%?!*&$%#!# killed me!"

wow. "OK kay thank you for your lovely story" Sheese I thought medicine cats never knew those kind of harsh harsh words.

This is Falconface out.

Try this question:

timmy woke up ate three bowls of sugar and hit a pony.

How much cheese and pickles did bob the unicorn eat?

If this makes sence then you are smart and crazy. :)