Author's Note: R+R! Also: I in no way agree with Cartman's sexist beliefs. Smarv out!

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or anything else referenced in this story.

Cartman P.O.V.

"Alright people, target is approaching!" Token whispered.

"Prepare for attack," I say.

Yesterday afternoon after the meeting in my basement we started to finalize our extortion plans. We plotted who, where, when, and how we would attack. After figuring that out, we made a video recording to leave at the scene for the girls so that they knew what we wanted from them.

This morning we sent a scouting team, consisting of Kenny, Craig, and Jason, to figure out where our target would be.

Now the attack team, consisting of Token, Stan, Jimmy, and I, are lying in a bush in front of Esther's house. She has left her house in order to grab the mail. Just as we predicted.

"Wait for my order," I whisper. "Wait for it." She is within ten feet. "Wait for it." She is an arm length's away. "Now!" I yell.

Esther looks up and sees four boys flying at her. She tries to run but Stan tackles her to the ground before she can get far.

"Stay away from me!" she screams. "Get off!"

Her screams do her no good. By the time the four boys stop punching, kicking, and whacking her with crutches, she is barely conscious.

I place the recording by her head. The four of us then quickly run off.

Later that night, the surveillance team informs us that the girls did indeed get the tape. Red found it around two hours later when she was walking down Esther's street.

Bebe P.O.V.

"I call to order this emergency session of South Park Girl Congress. This afternoon, at approximately 15:00 hours, one of our members was viciously attacked. She was found by our treasurer about two hours later. At the scene of this heinous crime, a video recording was found. This tape is a message left by the attackers. I am going to show you this message."

I click a button at my podium and the far wall swings around, revealing a large TV. I click another button and the tape begins to play.

There are three people on the screen. Cartman is standing in the center. To his left is Stan and to his right is Clyde. Above their heads is a banner that has the letters G.R.O.S.S. and some sort of emblem. Cartman begins to speak.

"Greetings South Park Girl Congress. Yes, we do know about you. Now, I'm sure you're all wondering why we beat up Esther. You see, we know that you have some things that we want. We demand that you give us those things that we want. If we do not get our way, we will harm another one of your members. But next time, it will be more severe. Now, on to the three things we want. Number one: we want access to the money that you have. Yes, we know you have some. Number two: we want all of the contents of your weaponry. Finally, we demand that Wendy drops out of the election. We will not let you have control of the school. If you are ready to hand things over, meet by the basketball courts during recess. And remember, it's best for you if you just hand what we want over."

The tape ended. The room is dead silent until Heidi speaks up.

"I think that it would be best to give them what they want."

"I will not allow that. We can't let them have our stuff and I have done too much to just quit on the campaign!" Wendy responds.

"I agree with Wendy. I will not just hand over our assets to them, and we need to have control in the school!" Red replies.

"I also agree. Let's put it to vote. Does not giving them what they want sparkle with everyone?" I ask.

The response is an almost unanimous, "Sunshine!"

"The motion passes. This club that the boys have will not get what they want," I reply. "Also, nobody is to have any contact with any of the boys unless it is during the meeting at recess tomorrow. Meeting adjourned."

Cartman P.O.V.

"So why do we need to bring chloroform to school tomorrow if we don't know what the girls' response is?" Butters asks.

"Because, Butters, they are not going to give up that much over a little lost blood. Therefore, we need the chloroform in order to knock out the next girl in our plan." I respond.

It's around 8:00 and everyone else is gone. Unfortunately, Butters's parents are out of town so he has to stay with me. I'm currently just having him get stuff ready for when the girls reject the offer that we sent them.

"So what will we do when they give in?" Butters asks.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, what are we supposed to do with all of those weapons?"

I sigh. "Butters, sometimes these subhumans never give up. We will always be in a power struggle with them."

"Oh."

And with that, Butters puts the container of chloroform into his backpack and crawls into his sleeping bag for the night.

The Next Day

Bebe's P.O.V.

The girls, following orders, are staying away from the boys. Even during class, the girls all sat on one side of the classroom. The boys sat on the other.

After two hours of learning about which season of American Idol was the best, the bell for recess finally rings.

We all stick together as we walk over to the basketball courts. Cartman is already there when we arrive, along with sixteen other boys.

"You're stupid if you think that we're going to give you what you want. And, to counter your threat, we will be giving each of our members extra protection," I said to the fat boy. "And what kind of name is G.R.O.S.S.?"

"It stands for Getting Rid Of Stupid Subhumans. You girls are just stupid subhumans. And I knew that you wouldn't give up yet. That's why I made this for you," Cartman said while handing me another tape. "Let's see if you'll reconsider your choice.

"What are you talking about?" I ask him. All he does is point at the school. I follow his finger and look at the roof.

Just in time to see an unconscious Jenny Simon being thrown off by Damien and Pip.