Harry Potter
Forward Motion Remix
Chapter Two: Part One- Slimy Lesson Of Doom
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So you need to know that this chapter goes back into the past, thus representing my TIMETRAVEL theme! Now some of you clever people will note that Lily Evans is
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PART ONE
"James, James Potter?"
James drifted in and out of his dream world, where he was snogging Lily Evans.
"James Potter!" A rolled up piece of parchment was rapidly whapped on his table . His eyes burst open and he jumped, hitting his head on the low water pipe, making it leak even more than usual. Falling off his chair and straight onto his back. He started sputtering and coughing as droplets of dirty pipe water plopped into his mouth.
"What the bloody… Professor McGonagall, what… ah…." He tried putting on his practiced sly smile.
"Get off the floor and take you seat before I turn you into a cockroach and step on you. Now answer my question."
James grumbled as he slowly got up from the floor and sat in his desk. "Could you repeat the question, then?"
Two girls on the table to the right snickered. He cranked his head and shot them his dirtiest look, Lily and Samantha, the girls on the table only returned it with interest and faced forward again.
"Professor, he can't help it, he was born stupid." The class joined in with the laughter of Sirius Black.
"Ah shove it, I'm sick of this class! We're wasting precious Quidditch time in here!" He moaned a little to loudly.
"Mr. Potter, we would prefer you stopped obsessing over Quittitch and answered the question, maybe you'd like to give us a demonstration also?" The Professor thundered. "The question was 'please explain how to do the spell Amorna Layvana.' Do you know?"
"Alright, Alright." James sighed. "To bring an stationary object to life you must whisper the words, 'Amorna Layvana' and move your wand clockwise, counter clockwise and point it at a 45 degree angle into the air." He recited in a bored tone.
"Very good, now could you show us?" She nagged on.
"If you insist."
James Potter was very good at Transfiguration, if not the best in the school. He could not only change things with a flick of his wand, but he was also an animagus. He'd been able to transform into a stag since his fifth year.
James stood and cocked a smile towards McGonagall before proceeding. He turned his wand clockwise then counter-clockwise then shot it smoothly at a 45 degree angle into the air, "Amorna Layvana!" He hissed in a stage whisper and pointed his wand at his pencil which hopped up and began to bounce on its eraser.
"Very good, thank you Mr. Potter, five points to Gryffindor," The class cheered. "And five points taken for taking so long to take action." The cheers turned to groans Magonagall favored them with a stern look, "Be thankful you didn't lose any."
"How could we lose any more, the way Potter and Black act we probably have numbers in the negatives by now." Lily muttered under her breath to Sam, giggled and nodded.
"Miss Evans," Lily jumped as the Professor appeared in front of her desk.
"Yes, ma'am?" Lily whispered. She kept her head down out of fright of looking into Magonagall's eyes.
"Would you please tell us how to perform Cantras Halpa?"
She grimaced and stood, looking out of the corner of her eye to Sam who was muttering the instructions soundlessly.
"Erm, to preform Cantras Halpa…." She stole time, gazing back at Sam who looked desperate at trying to help her friend.
"Obviously, Miss Evans has no idea what the spell 'Cantras Halpa' even is." James laughed from across the room. "You better save poor Sam before she becomes blue in the face from trying to give Evans the answer."
The class errupted in laughter.
"Please take your seat Miss Evans, I'll see you after class." And with that she swept back to the front of the room to finish describing spells.
Lily turned a bright crimson and before to scribble furiously in her book. Sam patted her on the shoulder in a reassuring gesture, before returning to hers.
Lily looked up again and felt that someone was watching he; slowly he eyes swept around the classroom, and stopped on a very smug looking James Potter, who shook his head then turned away.
She desperately wished she had vudu doll of him she could gash at with her quill.
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Lily entered the Common Room later that evening to find Sam sitting on one of the large red arm chairs working on her potions paper.
In the corner James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter were all whispering and holding something green. She looked away just as James turned to look at her.
She made her way to the couch beside Sam. Plopping herself down she inhaled deeply.
"So what did Magonagall give you? 1000 page report, clean up duty for a week, a lecture?" Sam asked waiting for the worst.
Lily shook her head, "I'd rather die then do what she assigned me!"
"Oh boy, spill, Lils" Sam got into a more comfortable position and waited intently for Lily to go on.
"She's making me take lessons," Lily groaned.
Sam tilted her head, "What's so bad about that, it'll just be you and her, some one on one."
"Oh it'll be one on one alright, that's what she said. Three hours a week!" Lily cried.
"Ooh, that does suck!" Sam gave her a nudge, "But it could've been worse."
"No not when she assigned my tutor to be, James Potter." With that Lily curled up in a ball and cried the words, "Why me, why me, why me, why me." This went on for several minutes while Sam tried to comfort her with no avail.
After about 3 minutes of this Sirius appeared behind Lily and poked her on the head. "Why you? I have no idea but can you keep it down we're trying to come up with something over here."
"Shut Up, Black!"
"Oh, well excuse me! Nasty temper you've got today! What,did you eat lemons again?" Sirius scoffed.
"Let that one go Black," Sam said remembering that particular…incident, if you could call it that
"What's wrong, Lily?" Remus appeared and sat to Lily's right examining her.
"Stop looking at me like I'm an experiment. I'm just sick of Trans! I hate all that stuff, when will we ever need it in the future!" Lily glared at a spot on the wall.
"Oh right you had to stay after, what happened?" Peter had been sucked into the conversation.
"I was assigned a tutor to help me with my lack of talent in the Transfiguration department. And you can only guess who I'm stuck with three times a week, two hours each time…" Lily glowered.
"We could guess but it might take a while…" Sirius stated thoughtfully. "I was never a good guesser in my day."
"Potter," Lily hissed at the fire place.
"Yea?"
Lily whipped around flicking Remus with her hair and making him fall onto the floor in surprise. "Oh, Potter… I-I, erm" Lily stuttered trying to think up something to say.
"Did my good looks take you by surprise?" James scoffed posiing as a Hercules for Lily.
"NO, FOR GOD'S SAKE, NO! I WILL DIE BEFORE I'M STUCK IN A ROOM WITH YOU 3 HOURS A DAY!" Lily cried jumping up and storming to the girls dorm.
"Turn down the drama Lily, you're hurting my ears!" Sirius wailed covering his ear as she stomped up the stairs making as much noise as she could.
"Did I say something?" James smirked as Sam gathered her books and quills. "Oh and Sam tell her the first lesson is at 10:00 tonight, down here on the couches." He smiled, "If you know what I mean."
Sam shot him a look of disgust and followed Lily's path to the girls dorm.
"James you always chase off the girls… I think you might be bad luck mate." Sirius said watching Sam carry on up the steps. "God she's got a hot ass." He whispered dreamily.
"Do you actually think she'll be here at 10 James?" Remus said raising his eyebrows. "I don't think she can even stand to look at you."
"Nah she'll be here 'cause she knows I'm reporting to The P. every morning!" James smirked.
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"Lily, I know James can be pretty unbearable sometimes but you stormed out of that room like a four year old." Sam nudged her friend, "James isn't all bad; maybe you can get to know him better tonight?"
"Tonight?" Lily whined. "We don't have a lesson tonightm do we?"
"'Fraid you do, at 10:00, if you know what he means."
"What?"
"That's what James said, I don't know! He probably wants to show you a proper kissing tecnique." Sam giggled at her own joke, but Lily just glared.
"It's not even funny, he's so clueless and arrogant; I absolutely can't stand him." Lily mumbled. "I don't know how I'm gonna survive tonight!"
"You'll be fine… what about this though." Sam got a devious look in her eye. "You know how he's always after you even though you're completely cruel to him?"
"I never noticed."
"Well how 'bout trying to be… nice, not just nice, but friends, with benefits to him." Sam smiled to herself. "But just for tonight you know, see how it goes," She added as she caught the look on Lily's face.
"Friends with benefits, doubt it." Lily snorted. "The only benefits I'm giving him are jumping off a cliff if he ever feels like it!"
"No Lily, you be nice to him just for tonight, and then maybe embarrass him to death tomorrow… say things like, he's so bad in-"
"SAM!" Lily cut her friend off, "I am NOT sleeping with James Potter!"
"I guess I just got carried away…" Sam blushed.
"I'll say," Lily muttered, glaring.
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