Disclaimer: See bottom of the chapter.

Ch.2
Party!

So Tahu, a blind Takanuva, Jaller and MoN started their journey towards Ga-Koro.

Tahu: I thought MoN wasn't part of the story.

MoN: Yes I am, this way we don't get so much script.

They had been travelling for two weeks through the burned down island when something struck Jaller.

"Uh, guys," he said. "I've just realized something."

"About time." mumbled MoN.

"We've been travelling for two weeks. So we've stayed away from our duties for fourteen days!"

"Right! And that's 336 hours, 20,160 minutes, 1,209,600 seconds and 0.466666... months. What's the fraction of 0.4666666...?"(A/N: I haven't figured out how to put lines on top of numbers.)asked a quite-fat woman that had just materialized in front of the group. Hearing those number, Jaller fainted thinking of how much time they he had stayed away from his duty.

"What?" asked Tahu.

"Shit," mumbled MoN.

"You weren't listening again were you?" said the woman. "I just said that 14:30 is 0.46666..., so what's the fraction of 0.466666...?"

"Uh, 14/30?" answered MoN.

"Who the heck is that?" asked Tahu.

"FF's maths teacher."

"What's a math teacher doing here?"

"No, idea, but this could get nasty."

Since they still had to find Ga-Koro and Jaller was still unconscious, Tahu threw him on to his shoulders and then they resumed their journey. After another two hours MoN finally decided to take word.

"Don't you realize that the island has been burned to ashes? There is no ga-koro anymore!!!" she shouted.

"Oops, true." said Takanuva.

"What? Ga-Koro was destroyed?" asked Jaller, waking up in that moment.

"Yes..."

"Nooooooooooooooooooooo! That means that Hahli is dead! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!;; Hahliiii!"

"One, two, three, four, five..."

"What's that teacher counting?" asked Takanuva.

"twelve, thirteen, fourteen...."

"Don't ask me." said MoN.

"thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two. Thrty-two tears fill a teaspoon. A teaspoon contains 20cl of water. What's the volume (in inches³) of a teardrop?"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" wailed Jaller.

While Jaller was wailing and everybodydy was triying to figure out how much the volume in cubic inches of a teardrop is, a trapdoor opened under FF's maths teacher, who fell straight between two battling Manas, which finally had someone to fight against and killed her.

"Hey, dudes! Come inside before our guards get back to guarding this trapdoor." said Hewki from under the trapdoor.

Tahu, Takanuva, Jaller and MoN entered the tunnel and walked down it, Hewki on the lead. At the end of the tunnel was a chamber, inside which somebody had put a giant stereo, dance floor, and everything you need for a disco.

"This party rocks!" called some matoran from the end of the room.

Soon it became clear that this was the party, and that it had been going on for two weeks because the stereo had broken twenty-five times and had to be repaired by Nuparu the engineer. The problem was, that he always conufused the stereo with boxor machines. And now the room was also full of boxors dancing the rock an' roll, blues, swing, jazz or whatever.

"Hey MistressofNonsense!" called someone. She was a hot-pink Toa with a white armor.

Tahu: There are no hot-pink Toa on Mata-Nui.

MoN: Might be, but in this story, there are.

Kopaka was wandering around in the room. Drinking ice, eating ice cubes, and saying nothing. Lewa was dancing with another hot-pink Toa with a white armor. Pohatu was kicking holes in the wall with his Kodan ball and trying to teach Hafu his best kick: Ooops! I smashed the wall.

"Where's the food?" Called a Le-Matoran from a corner.

"Where are the ga-matorans in bikini?" asked Takanuva. "I can't see anything!"

The hot-pink Toa ran out of a back door to get the food, while Takanuva, wandering around blindly, ended in the fangs of the Manas.

Jaller had seen Hahli and stopped crying. But he couldn't believe that he had been away from his work as a guard for two weeks. So he started running around the room with a pair of underwears on his head.

"Work! Work! I need work!" he shouted, running around looking for something to do. But at a party, the only work is to clean up afterwards. So Jaller just kept running in a circle with these underwear on his head.

In the meanwhile, uninvited people had appeared inside the chamber. Like: FF's history teacher, FF's french teacher, a floating banana split, some dirty boxers, Dumbo the flying elephant, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, Snowhite, Cinderella, some Jedi warriors and six Turaga.

Vakama: How come we are in the list of "uninvited people"?

MoN: Listen grandpa, we would like to have fun here, this is no place for old people.

Onewa: But we're part of bionicle!

Nuju: whistle, click, click, whistle, clickitty click-click.

MoN: Yeah, whatever you say.

Since all of these uninvited people were making a real mess and other were boring the Matoran to death.(I'm talking, of course, of the Turaga and the two teachers) MoN sent Jaller to guard the main entrance. What also made him stop running around like his butt was on fire.

Jaller had just gone away when the first hot-pink Toa came back with two carts full of junk food. On the first cart were McDonalds products, on the second were things from the junkyard. Like: Rubber pizza topped with old socks, rusty forks snacks, etc.

All of the characters that belong to Bionicle threw themselves on the second chart, muching happily.

Pohatu: We don't eat that stuff.

MoN: If you find a comic, or a book, or anything else except a fanfic where it says what you eat, tell me.

As everyone of the bionicle world was eating. Kopaka kept walking around the room in silence. After a while Snowhite spotted him and fell in love. To show him how much she loved him, she gave him a bunny as a present, then she started singing for him a love song, as soon as she reached her highest note all the glass in the room shattered into pieces.

Lewa: And where was the glass?

MoN: Nowhere, but the stereo went wacko too.

Kopaka was really annoyed now, and without saying anything he froze Snowhite and all her animals.

"How could you!" screeched Cinderella, "Those animals were my only company! Now I'm going to kill you!"

And with that, she heaved one of Gali's axes with a roar and threw herself on Kopaka unnoticed. Kopaka didn't say anything but froze her too.

Onua: How can she be unnoticed if she roars?

MoN: I really have to call L&O. Anyway, everybody was eating.

Gali: And where are me and Onua?

MoN: In another room, kissing.

In the meanwhile, other characters had appeared out of nowhere. Now in the room there were also: Peter Pan, Robin Hood, Dumbledore, Mary Poppin's penguins, a black belt, Ron Weasley, some roaring sheep, wool dragons and a couple of actors.

Nuparu had just managed to repair the stereo again, when the second hot-pink Toa returned with the drinks nad knocked over Nuparu who fell face forwards inside the stereo and had to repair it all over again.

All of a sudden, a robot entered the room.

Reader: A robot? The room is full of small robots, so who cares?

This particular robot was a Vahki, who immediatly started patrolling the room looking for those who didn't respect the law. Since Dumbo was flying around without a flyer's license, he used the dirty boxers to shoo him away, then he threw out the Jedi warriors because they had a sword although they weren't Toa. After he did this, he started dancing a swing with a boxor machine who was dancing the Walzer.

Kopaka saw that Takanuva was being whacked by the Manas, didn't say anything, turned around and walked away.

MoN: Oh, no, the writing is bold again, who is complaining this time?

Kopaka: Me.

MoN: Ah, yes, the only one who hasn't said a word until now.

Kopaka: Exactly, it's not like I don't talk, and until now, I've just been walking around or freezing people. All of this without saying a word. I should have complained about the too high music by now.

MoN: Alright, if you wish.

Kopaka reentered the room and started complaining that the music was too loud. No one could understand what he was complaining about since the stereo was broken.

While everyone was drinking, FF's french teacher was eating the McDonald's frech fries, and that's the reason she died intoxicated while FF's other teacher was trying to ruin the day as usual. Then he met Whenua and they started to speak about the past together.

Donald Duck was had just eaten all the banana split and now he had a terrible stomach ache. So he was brought away from the red cross of bionicle.

All of a suddden Lewa let out a scream and started break-dancing with a highly alcoholic bottle in his hand. Then he started doing flight races with Peter Pan, who immediately got caught by the Vahki because he was still a kid, and kids aren't allowed at discos.

"What's going on here? This is my house!" boomed an evil voice through the room. Everybody turned around, it was Makuta.

Tahu: Takanuva killed Makuta two days ago!

MoN: We'Ve been travelling for two weeks, remember? And anyway, the movie premiered last year in october.

Takanuva: That isn't important now! Why is he still alive?

MoN: Ask Lijo & Ojil in two chapters.

"But, Makuta, we're having a party here, there isn't room anywhere else on the island!" complained Hahli, drunk more than Lewa.

"Oh! Alright then, stay here as much as you want and have fun." said Makuta and walked away.

Mickey Mouse was dancing a swing when a muaka came in and ate him, then the great cat went for the burgers, but after eating the first, it decided that is was better to go back to Mount-Ihu.

Robin Hood was trying his aim, but Nuju used his mask to change direction of an arrow, so that it hit the stereo.

"Now I've had enough!" shouted Nuparu and led the boxors aginst Robin Hood, who decided that it was better to flee. But as soon as he was outside a swarm of gukko birds attacked him and ate him.

Lewa: Gukko birds are vegetarians.

MoN: They probably changed their mind after eating the McDonald's salat.

The Vahki was now trying to kick Ron out because he had used magic to conjure a real pizza, and laws on Metru Nui forbid the use of magic. But Dumbledore saw this and roaring, "Never mistreat my students!" he threw himself on the Vahki and used the rust curse to rust the Vahki. After he had done this, the remaining Vahki patrol popped out of nowhere and kicked both Ron and Dumbledore out.

All of a sudden the chamber was full of girls and other fans who wanted autographs from Orlando Bloom and Brad Pitt, who were the actors of before. Orlando turned into Legolas and Brad Pitt into Paris and chased the fans away through the back door where everybody had come from. As soon as everybody was out the two hot-pink Toa shut the door and locked it.

Hot-pink Toa2: And what about the penguins?

Hot-pink Toa1: No problem.

In that moment the Vahki started stomping through the room and turning off all the lights, music and everything else.

"It's four o'clock in the morning! The disco closes!" said one of them, then he made the penguins clean up everything.

Matau: Vahki don't talk.

MoN: Nor does Kopaka normally.

The penguins cleaned up everything and then Vakame walked on a chair that was still there to say something.

"I see that you had fun, but now it's time to greet our two new Toa! The eight and the ninth Toa that the legends talked about!" he said.

"I've never heard of an eight and ninth Toa before!" said Takanuva, who had managed somehow to survive the Manas and find his way back.

"That's because none of the Turaga ever spoke about legend #559.7a. Besides we weren't sure about it because it spoke of two Toa plus one. Which means three Toa, and the only other legend that speaks about the tenth Toa is legend #987.2g, and it's a really strange one, because it says that after the tenth Toa has come, another four will be revealed. But none must be found. But this is impossible according to legend number 1, the one you all should know! The legend of Mata Nui, let me tell it again fot those who have forget it, so: In the time before time blah blah blah blah blah blah."

Vakama went on blabbing for three hours reminding everybody of all the important legends. It wouldn't have taken so much if it hadn't been that the "most important legend" is actually 123.99 legends, which have nothing in common.

"...blah blah blah, and that's all."

"Is it just me," said Onua who had just come in. "Or is everyone here sleeping?"

"WAKE UP ALL OF YOU!" shouted the talking Vahki.

"Zzzzzz... Alright, are the legends over?"

"Yes, but now I would like to present you our two new Toa." said Vakama.

Everybody took places on some seat that the penguins had brought in.

"So, the first Toa is called Jade back at home, now she'll chose name and power."

Tahu: When exactly were the Toa first allowed to chose their name and power?

MoN: Ever since this story was made.

One of the hot-pink Toa walked on stage through Oooohs and Aaahs of male spectators.

"My new name," she said "Is...

"Stop!" interrupted Matau, "Let's get some drums rolling in the background!"

"So, my new name is..."

"Stop! Let's put some light on the stage."

"So, my new name is..."

"Stop!..."

As Matau said Stop, for the third time, the second hot-pink Toa attacked him and threw him off stage.

"So, my new name is Jade, and I'm the Toa of peace and love."

"Wait!" said Whenua. "It doesn't work like that! Each Toa can ony have one power! There has never been, in the past, a Toa with two powers."

"But I'm a two coloured Toa! Pink for love, white for peace!"

"I thought white was for ice!" interrupted Nokia.

Gali: Nokia?

MoN: Yep, a Nokia cell. phone.

"From now on it's for peace!" said Jade.

Kopaka suddenly realized that his powers were different now, but didn't say anything and kept staring at the new Toa.

"Now it's my turn!" said the second hot-pink Toa. "First thing I'd like to say that I HATE this body, and that I'm the opposite of Jade, I'm Edaj. But from now on you can call me: Edaj the Greatest of the Toa, or the Mighty Edaj. And since my real colours would be a black slightly blacker than Onua's black but not as black as Makuta's black and a red that's sligltly darker than Tahu's red but not as dark as Vakama's red, from now on I'm the Toa of Very-Scary-And-Frightening-Nightmares-That-Make-You-Scream-When-You-Are-Sleeping-In-Your-Warm-And- Comfortable-Bed-That-Is-Worth-Two-Thousand-Dollars and of Evil-Red-Devils-That-Live-In-The-Very-Center-Of- The-Earth-Since-Our-Planet-Was-Created."

"All right, Toa of Love and Peace and Toa of Nightmares and Devils," said Vakama

"NO! I'm not the Toa of Nightmares and Devils! I'm the Toa of Very-Scary-And-Frightening-Nightmares-That-Make-You-Scream-When-You-Are-Sleeping-In-Your-Warm-And- Comfortable-Bed-That-Is-Worth-Two-Thousand-Dollars and of Evil-Red-Devils-That-Live-In-The-Very-Center-Of- The-Earth-Since-Our-Planet-Was-Created!"

"Sorry Edaj, Toa of Very-Frightening-and-Scary..."

"No! It's Scary and Frightening! Not Frightening and Scary! And my name is Edaj the Greates of the Toa! As a punishment, you'll all have nightmares tonight!"

"Don't do that Mighty Edaj! You should use your powers to save this island! Not to punish people!" said Jade

"I don't see people here."

"Please!"

"Alright then, no nightmares tonight, you can wait until tomorrow."

So everyone went to bed without nightmares.

Disclaimer: Nothing in this chapter is mine except MoN, Jade and Edaj.

Note: Whew! The party is over. Thanks to slythergirl who was so kind to review even though the story sucks. Next chapter: Vakama for president!

I know there's nothing funny, but you could at least leave a not-so-nice review!