I am working on Moogle Army, too, but I had a great idea for this story and had the ideas rotting away in my school binder, so I had to get them down before I lost them.

I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Hahahaha, if I did, then Joey would be dressed in a dog outfit 24/7.

"ARRRGH! When that dragon gets back," Yugi snarled, still staring at his newly-formed claws. "I will chain him to a dungeon wall and keep him from EVER going on a mission!"

"Which dragon?" Kuriboh asked. This fuzz ball was well-known for his stupidity and ability to ask pointless questions. "Blackland Fire Dragon?"

"No."

"Kumori Dragon?"

"No."

"Kaiser Dragon?"

"No," Yugi had lost all patience with Baby Dragon and wasn't in the mood to play, 'Guess What's On Yugi's Mind' with Kuriboh.

"Blue Eyes White Dragon? Red Eyes Black Dragon? Red Eyes Metal Dragon? Meteor Dragon? Harpie's Pet Dragon? Baby Dragon?" How someone who could list all the dragons in existence and still not be able to add two and two was beyond Yugi.

"YES!" Yugi roared.

"I knew Dark Magician couldn't be trusted with an apple pie!" Kuriboh declared, hopping out of the Battle Plans room, leaving the marshal with a confused look on his dragony face.

"Captain… Yugi," Celtic Guardian saluted his commander as he came in, nearly being knocked over by Kuriboh leaving. "We spotted Baby Dragon flying across the desert, about two miles away. He should be here soon"
"How soon is soon?" Yugi asked, desperate to punish the orange dragon.

"Um, at the speed he's going, about five hours at least," Or had Feral Imp declared it'd be four hours?

Yugi exploded. Not literally, but his anger erupted out of him.

"Five hours? I want him here in five minutes! Send out our fastest monsters to bring him back! Go!" In a rather rude dismissal, Celtic Guardian bowed and ran off before Yugi realised why dragons had teeth and claws. The new dragon leaned back on the chair he'd been standing in front of up until that point.

"Oh, boy… I give him one chance to redeem himself and he turns me into a dragon," He mumbled to Silver Fang.

"Sir, we don't know if Baby Dragon necessarily did this," The silver wolf replied. "It could very well be one of Haysheen's plots to turn us against each other."

"I look almost identical to him! It has to have been him. I don't know how he did it, but I know it was his fault," Yugi clenched his teeth, feeling every second go by like a minute. "I'll throw him back into the wild or feed him to Fortress Whale, I swear to Ra."

Silver Fang didn't have anything to say to that, but didn't want to be around when Baby Dragon came back. If Moisture Creature had been sent out, then the ill-fated dragon would be back too quickly. Saying that he had some other work to attend to and he needed to relieve the King of Yamaimakai of his shift on firing the Ground Cannons, the wolf monster trotted out of the room, nodding a greeting to Reaper of the Cards, who was carrying in Baby Dragon to Yugi.

"Heeeeeeeeere he is," Reaper of the Cards said in his squeaky voice. "Shooooooould I throw him in the mountains, chop off his head-" It waved its scythe menacingly, the prisoner squeaked in fear. "Orrrrr make him the new experiment for the Metal Mooooorph?"

"Leave him with me. You are dismissed," Yugi said to a rather disappointed Reaper, who had very much been looking forward to seeing this dragon being suited for a Metal Morph.

"Thaaaaaaat's a good enough punishment!" It said before flying out, laughing maniacally.

"Wow, Yugi! You look like my long-lost brother!" Baby Dragon exclaimed. "I had a brother once, but he said I was an idiot and-"

"What happened at the enemy's base?" Yugi interupted Baby Dragon from telling his life's story.

"Well, I was looking for Silver Fang's cannons-"

"Silver Fang's cannons?"

"Yeah, Thunder Dragon said to destroy Silver Fang's cannons, so I kept looking around the base and then I saw a big, shiny red button!" Baby Dragon clapped his hands in remembrance of the joy he had felt when he pushed the button. "And it had a sign! It said, 'Press to Annoy Yugi'."

"So you pressed it," Yugi replied flatly.

"Yep, then there was a big white flash of light and I got ejected out of the castle," His face was a look of puzzlement for a moment. "I don't know why, though."

"I expected something more complex. Like, 'I found a magic staff and recited some magic words from a magic book and then you magically turned into a dragon' or 'I dunno how it happened. Maybe Time Wizard did it'," Yugi groaned. "Now I'm almost as short as Kuriboh."

"Now you know how I feel when people call me a midget," Baby Dragon retorted.

"That's it. Go to the kitchens and tell Beaver Warrior you have cleanup duty."

"What? But cleanup duty is boring!"

"Exactly! Now get out of my sight before I change my mind about the Reaper of the Cards chopping off your head!" Yugi bellowed. The 'real' dragon squealed in fear and was about to race out when Yugi sneezed. Yugi sneezed out bubbles.

"Hahahaha! You sneeze out bubbles!" Baby Dragon said. "You could blind the enemy with the soap! Haha-"

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Yugi jumped down from his chair and tackled Baby Dragon, who had too slow reflexes to dodge the attack.

"Murderer! Child abuser! This is-ARRGH!" Baby Dragon curled up into a ball and began rolling around, his favourite technique for being annoying and tripping people. His attacker was thrown off quickly, and since Yugi didn't know how to use his wings, he fell to the ground and landed on his stomach. Taking this opportunity to flee, Baby Dragon flew out of the room before Yugi could set up a counterattack.

"I am going to kill that dragon," Yugi snarled.

"Sir," A tall magician wearing purple walked in.

"Ah, Dark Magician. What news of how to reverse this transformation?"

"Well, we found a cure, but you're not going to like it," Dark Magician said.

"What? Tell me! Nobody's going to take me seriously if I look like a candidate for the stupidest dragon in all of Rhondevall!"

"Alright… the only cure lies within the one who transformed you. The only way for the transformer - That'd be Baby Dragon - to get you back to normal, is to have him become true and genuine friends with you," Dark Magician prepared to pull up a magical shield to protect himself from Yugi's anger, but he saw Yugi was calm about this news.

"I have to get him to like me."

"Yes."

"I have to be nice to him."

"Probably."

"My life is over."

"Most likely, sir."

Ahahaha. I love torturing Yugi. Especially by making him have to be friends with his most hated dragon.