(A/N: Hi there～ Well, this was a one-shot, but I decided to continue it! Thanks for the reviews, guys! I love you all Enjoy Roxas's adventure at McDonalds! R&R)

Axel and Roxas were now at McDonald's. They walked op to the counter where they could order thier food.
"May I take your order?" the lady at the counter snapped. She had blond hair that was slicked back except for two pieces that were sticking up. Her nametag said Larxene.
"I want a big mac with a large fry and a large soft drink..." Axel said.
"I-I-I I wanna Happy Meal!" Roxas exclaimed.
Larxene glared at him, her expression saying "and?"
Axel leaned over to Roxas "Uh, do you want a burger or nuggets?"
"Oh! I-I uh, wanna cheeseburger without cheese! And fries!"
"So, you want a hamburger?" Larxene asked impatiently.
"NO!" Roxas yelled. "I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT CHEESE!"
"Roxas shut up!" Axel turned to Larxene. "Uh, just get the kid a cheeseburger."
She repeated their orders.
"I WANTED A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT CHEESE!" Roxas yelled.
Larxene looked like she was about to explode. Her face was slowly turning different colors.
"Don't mind him..." Axel said. "Come on, Roxas. Let's find a place to sit."
"Okay～" Roxas sang. He skipped to a tall table for two near the bathrooms. The tabletop itself was very small. "Let' sit here!"
"Uhh... okay." Axel agreed. He assumed Roxas was innocent.
"I'm going to get the food." Axel said.
"Yay～" Roxas said cheerily.
A minute later, Axel came back with their meals.
"Ooh food!" Roxas cheered.
Roxas and Axel started to eat. Little did they know, paparazzi of fangirls were taking pictures with non-flash cameras.
"I knew they were together!" a fangirl whispered.
One fangirl just couldn't take it anymore.
"KAWAII! SQUEEEEEEEE! ROXXXXEEELLL!" She screamed. All the other Fangirls flipped her off and ran away. They all hid in random spots like the dumpster.
"AHH! Stupid fangirls!" Axel exclaimed.

"What are they fans of?" Roxas asked in confusion.
"Us." Axel whispered.
"Oh." Roxas said. He reached his hand into the Happy Meal bag. He took out the plastic-wrapped toy.
"Axel, can you open this for me?" Roxas asked, sounding very young.
"Sure, kid." Axel took the bag from Roxas. He tried to rip it open. The bag just stretched. Axel tried ripping it with his surprisingly sharp teeth. It stretched even more.
Roxas's eye twitched. "I. Want. My. HAPPY MEAL TOY!" he screamed in a dead-serious voice.
Outside, all the perverted fangirls giggled.
He snatched the bag from Axel and began to tear at it with his teeth and hands. Finally, it opened. A Shrek toy came out.
Axel picked it up and inspected it. He turned the switch to on.
Roxas gasped in fear. "Oh no! Axel, that toy is scary! Throw it away!"
*cue fangirl giggle*
'Hey!' The Shrek toy said. 'I'm warning you!'
""AIEEEEEE!" Roxas screeched. He dove under the table, shaking.
"Silly. Get up!" Axel demanded.
"N-n-n-no!" Roxas stuttered.
'Alright, c'mon!' The Shrek toy said.
"AH!" Roxas yelled all the way to the bathrooms. He hid in a stall.
Axel followed him. He smirked, putting Shrek in his pocket.
"Axel?" Roxas immediately questioned when the bathroom door opened.
Axel snickered. 'Hey! I'm warning you!' Shrek said.
Roxas screamed.
'Alright, c'mon!'
Roxas peeped his head out the stall's door. There he saw Axel holding the Shrek toy.
"Axel..." Roxas glared. Axel turned his head, and pretended to whistle. He chucked the Shrek toy perfectly into a toilet in a random stall that some guy was taking a dump in at the exact moment he flushed.
'Hey!' was Shrek's last word.
"I'll buy you an ice cream." Axel said, hoping Roxas wouldn't kill him.
Roxas's eyes widened. "Ooh! I love ice cream!
Axel bought two ice cream cones. They sat on the roof of a random building.
Meanwhile, fangirls were still there with their non-flash cameras...
"Hey Roxas, betcha don't know why fangirls use non-flash cameras!" Axel said in his know-it-all voice. "'Cuz if we see the flash, we'll know they're there. But without the flash, they could be taking pictures right now..."
"AHH!" Roxas screamed.
"Haha, just kidding!" Axel lied.
"Good." Roxas breathed.
Axel's body randomly started shaking. No...vibrating!
"BURN BABY! MY NAME'S AXEL, A-X-E-L, GOT IT MEMORIZED?" Axel yelled.
"Oh no! He's hyper!" Roxas said to himself.
"BURN BABY!" Axel shot a random fireball at a building which then started to burn...
Roxas carefully guided Axel off the roof. Fangirls took a lot of pictures of Roxas holding Axel's arm...
"I WANNA PLAY WITH LARXEEENE!" Axel yelled. Broken-hearted AkuRoku fans ran away crying. HA!
Roxas stuffed Axel in the passenger's seat. Roxas sat in the driver's seat. Axel dropped his keys off the roof in his hyper attack. So Roxas summoned his keyblade and shot a beam of light at the ignition. The car started up. Roxas carefully changed the gears to drive and pressed the gas. He nearly ran into someone's car before remembering the steering wheel.
Roxas drove home perfectly! (OMG HOW WAS THIS DONE?) He only made a little dent in his garage while parking.
"THAT'S THE POWER OF THE KEYBLADE!" Roxas randomly yelled.
"kikikikikikikihehehee!" Axel laughed.
Roxas locked all the doors in Axel's car and went inside.
Axel felt a vibration on his butt. I left my phone at home... he thought.
"Hello?" Axel said, answering the phone. It was Xion.
"Hi? Uh, Axel?" Xion asked.
"NO! This-is-Roxas-I-just-got-bit-by-a-flying-elephant-fangirl-half-breed-with-pickle-tusks-and-now-I-look-and-sound-like-Axel." Axel said in one breath, not even thinking of what he was saying.
"Oh, do you want me to come over?" Xion asked in concern. Heh, she was gullible...
"Nope! I'm fine!" Axel replied. "Bye!"
"Bye?" Xion replied in a worried tone. But Axel already hung up.

EPILOUGE: Axel woke up in his car at 6AM and drove home... heh, had to include that.
(A/N: I plan on this being the last chapter. Ahh! Don't make puppy eyes at meeeee! I cannot resist them! Maybe I will share with you more adventures... if I'm ever not lazy LOL! Expect a RokuShion coming soon! Btw, no one dies ^_^
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