Hi, I'm baaaaaack! (cries of despair are heard from every direction as swarms of people quickly flee ) Come on this is gonna be fun! Now come out of hiding so you can come read chapter two already, I promise not to put anybody in the pet cages of fun so that they have to watch Soul Eater with me, really, I'm just updating… This time. Muahahahaha! Well Enjoy! ^-^
Chapter 2: Save me trash, lady!
I moved quietly through the shadows of the alley, hoping he wasn't aware of me approaching. I held Kage comfortably slung over my shoulder, but still ready to swing if I needed to.
God, this thing is disgusting. With drool running down his maw, he is probably one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. He kept moving forward, to stupid to realize that #1, he was being followed, and #2 there was a big, red brick wall straight ahead of him, leading him nowhere. I have to act now before he finds some alternative route out. "Ikiru!" Kage's voice was an angry whisper " You're going to get us killed!"
"I will if you don't shut up." I can't let him get me scared. " Just let me concentrate!"
I gripped Kage with both hands and charged.
The creature seemed to acknowledge my presence only after Kage made contact with him. I whipped the flial across his chest, from right to left, and as the inertia of the heavy ball flung him back, the spikes created six long gashes right under his ribs. There was no blood. What the hell is this thing?…
The only reason we were able to wound him so easily was because I had caught him by surprise. Now as I was standing there in a state of wonder, he found it a good opportunity for a return attack.
"Snap out of it!" The urgency in this familiar voice caught my brain's attention, and it gave me a well deserved slap to the face .
I quickly wrapped Kage around the wrist blade that was barreling down on me and pulled hard to fly above it. The only problem now it seems was getting Kage the fuck off of the blade, I pulled and shook and even pouted a bit, but Kage was stuck on there good and we were doomed. Realizing my fault, the creature easily swung me into the ground again and again, much like how a child would play with a yo-yo.
"Ow…"
My face feels like someone just tried to clean it with a floor polisher. I withstand the pain to look up though, and saw Kage lying on the ground in his human form, unconscious. I began moving towards unconsciousness too, but jolted back to full awareness as the monster painfully picked me up by my hair.
"Such a pretty girl!" He cackled. "You will make a lovely addition to my necklace!"
"Shut up!" Now I'm mad. Who the hell does this guy think he is? " Not even the nicest of jewelry could compliment someone as ugly as you. You look like you're made of a bunch of pocket knives poking through some shitty faux leather purse."
" Gahaha oooh a feisty one! It will be enjoyable to eat such an energetic soul. "
"My soul?.."
I gasped as his left blade came racing towards my neck and-CRASH!
We were both distracted from our fun as someone fell off the building and into a trash bin ten feet away. A girl quickly climbed out.
"Great, Soul now we look ridiculous!" she fumed. "We have to stop doing that.."
A voice came down from someone I couldn't see "Hey, don't blame me! Cool people aren't clumsy enough to be falling into garbage all the time like you do Tinytits."
The girl retrieved a massive book out from behind her, (I couldn't see where she had room for it) but seeming to remember something, she put it back. A boy then came down from the building and landed on his feet right beside her.
"See?' he gave her a sly smile.
"We will continue this conversation later, right now we have to deal with him." she said, and nodded towards Captain Knife-bag and I.
"Cool with me."
The girl extended her arm towards the boy as he became engulfed by a white light and changed into…. A scythe? Ok, it's getting even weirder now.. She used both hands to rotate the scythe a couple of times around her body (which I'll admit, looked really badass) before holding him defensively in front of her.
She turned to the creature "Ted Bundy, you have killed over 50 women and have now become a kishin egg. That is why it's my duty to reclaim your soul before it can do any more harm and grow into a kishin. I will take your soul!"
Alright so what do you think? Please answer this question with a little mouse nudge on the review button.**Thanks to duckie lover 151 for helping me fix any previous grammatical errors, as I had asked for her help ^_^** I noticed, as I'm sure anyone who read it did, that my first chapter was veryyyy short, so I'm doing my best to extend chapters from now on until they are an appropriate length. I Don't own soul eater or Soul or Maka ( if you didn't realize yet that the boy and girl are them, then oops.. spoiler alert!) or even Ted Bundy considering he was a real killer, but I do own Kage and Ikiru XD yesss.