Mottledfur: And we're back with the Warrior cats awards, 2012! And now... For the next performance.. We have Leafpool, singing her number one single: I loved you once!
*Applause*
Leafpool: Oh.. Yeah.. Oh, ho... Yeah-eheheh... Everyday that we spent, left me in the dark, each hour that we slept, made us feel less apart, but now I can see, it's real. Not a fantasy, anymore! Oh, I... Loved.. You.. Once. Baby, I.. Maybe.. I.. still do..? Now in the dark, the leaves and lives are breaking through, and the leader of the night, have left me to be, some feeling left inside.. That I... Still love you? Oo, ho.. Ooo Ooo... I loved you once... *Looks at Crowfeather, then mouths: *I loved you once*)
Mottledfur: THIS IS WARRIOR CATS AWARDS, NOT DRAMA CATS AWARDS! Now, for our next award, THE MOST GRUMPIEST CAT! And this award goes to... JAYFEATHER!
Jayfeather: Wha-?
Mottledfur: Look at your shiny award!
Jayfeather: *Grunts* I can't look at it! But I'll USE MAH AWESOME NOSE AND ODD EARS TO FIX IT! Wait.. Fix? SCENT IT!
Mottledfur: Sure. Now come get it! *Throws award at Jayfeather* (Ba doink)
Jayfeather: *Looks at camera with broken teeth* Duh...?
Mottledfur: Now, that's enough of that, we have.. THE CAT WITH THE MOST SILLIEST NAME! SquirrelFLIGHT! Lol, because Squirrels can't actually fly? Get it? No? Never mind.
Squirrelflight: HEY GUYS! I'M BACK AND I JUST HAD IT WITH BRAMBLECLAW!
Random cat #1: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Random cat #2: AGREED!
Mottledfur: SHUDDUP! COME GET YOUR AWARD, SquirrelFLIGHT! Ha ha, I just can't get that out of my head... Lol...
Firestar: Stop saying Lol, it's not even a word.
Mottledfur: THEN WHY IS IT THE NAME OF A MOVIE? HUH, Firestar? YOU BIG WUSSY! YOU DIED!
Spottedleaf: I CAME OUT OF NO WHERE! SPOTTEDLEAF, OUT! PEACE!
Firestar: COME MATE WITH ME!
Lionblaze: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Mottledfur: 'Kay. AND THEN MY ROOM WENT BOOM, THEN A MAGICAL AWARD CAME, AND I NAMED IT... BEST WARRIOR EVA! This one goes to... DARKSTRIPE!
Firestar: HE TRIED TO FLIPPIN' KILL ME!
Darkstripe: YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!
Firestar: SO ARE YOU!
Mottledfur: STOP! IT'S LIONBLAZE!
Lionblaze: *Emotional break down* T-THANK YOU, EVERYONE! AND I WANT TO SAY ONE MORE THING, CINDERHEART, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Best proposal ever guy: YOU'LL NEVER BEAT MINE!
Lionblaze: Shut UP! *Throws trophy at him*
Best proposal ever guy: *Doink* HUh...?
Cinderheart: *Runs up and kisses him* YES! WHERE'S MY RING?
Lionblaze: I don't know.. I thought you bought them for our act?
Cinderheart: YOU said you were going to buy them!
Mottledfur: *Pushes them off the stage* AND YET AGAIN, we have another break!