The next chapter of my parody. Introducing DARTH KITTY

Disclamer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR DARTH KITTY

After Wesker's little accident, the four of them sat on the floor of the entrance hall. "Now what?" Barry asked playing with a piece of string.

"Why don't you just shut up?" Chris asked glaring at him. "Make me crotch boy." Barry retorted. "LOOK IT WAS ONE TIME AND IT WAS REALLY ITCHY." Chris yelled. Jill turned to look at them and yelled "SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I LET THOSE ZOMBIE DOGS CASTRATE YOU!"

Right when she said that Chris and Barry ran behind the staircase. "God what crawled up her ass and died." Barry whispered to Chris. Jill turned and walked toward the door, but before she opened it, they heard a gunshot.

Wesker gulped and looked around nervously. "What was that?" Jill asked. "Yea that sounded like a gunshot." Barry said listening for more.

"It's nothing." Wesker said quickly. "I think I'll check it out." Jill said walking out a pair of double doors on the right. She walked to the end of the dining hall and through a door at the end.

When she entered the next room, what she saw shocked her so much that she screamed. "What was that?" Chris asked. "How about you go and check it out." Wesker said smiling. "Uh….sure." Chris asked turning toward the door when all of a sudden it flew open and Jill walked in with something in her arms.

"Guys look I found him next to the dead body of Kenneth. Isn't he cute?" She opened her arms and out jumped a cat. "What the hell is he wearing?" Chris asked staring at the cat.

"It's a Darth Vader costume." Jill said smiling. "And he talks." She added quickly. "That's impossible." Barry said. "I bet all it can do is cough up hairballs."

"If I were you I'd shut up before I force your ass out the window." The cat said. "And my name is DARTH KITTY MWHAHAHAHAHA" He yelled.

"Ooooooo psycho kitty." Chris said. Then the kitty turned and moved his hand and Chris went flying. "NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ME." He yelled. "Hey Jill go check out the dining room again, and take stupid and stupider with you."

"Why should I?" Jill asked back. "Because I heard there were some tacos hiding in there." In a matter of seconds she was gone and so were Chris and Barry. "Well well well if it isn't Albert Wesker." "Darth Kitty. How did you end up here? I thought you were demoted for sending that executive flying out a window."

"I was, but they gave me a second chance. They want too see who can get the tyrant data first. Me or you." "Like a cat in a darth Vader suit with g-virus enhancements can beat me." Wesker said with a smirk.

Darth Kitty turned and pulled out a lightsaber. "I hope your ready to……..um…..oh crap…….is there a litter box anywhere near here because I gotta go badly." "Awww too bad." Wesker turned and kicked him in the air.

When Darth Kitty hit the ground he glared at wesker and jumped in the air." EAT KITTY POOP YOU WHORE." He yelled before spraying Wesker in a shower of poop. "AGH MY EYES." Wesker yelled before Jill walked into the room.

"WESKER YOU BITCH THERE WERE NO TACOS ANYWHERE." She yelled before kicking him in the nuts. "Hey I know a way out of this place." DK said. Yes I am lazy. "Come on I'll show you." He said smiling.

"Hey …wait…who...are…you…going…to…trust….a...cat...or...your…captain." He said in a lot of pain. "I go for the kitty." Jill said "Me too." "Me three." Chris and Barry both said. Poor Wesker.

DK took them past the dining room and through Kenneth's hall. When they got to the next room they met a zombie. "AHHHHHHHHHHH." Barry screamed. "IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON…….oh wait it's just a zombie." He pulled out a gun and shot it in the head.

"Let's go people." After a while of walking and shooting and walking and shooting and collecting stuff the four of them were in a room with four knights. "Shouldn't we look around for the answer of the puzzle?" Chris asked. DK walked up to the cage and forced it open. Then he ripped the box open and took out the death mask.

"See having a kitty with the force is a good thing." Jill said with a smile. "He helps us get by faster right DK. "Jill said smiling "Um….DK…..DK….Where are you." All of a sudden the room began to fill with poison gas.

Darth kitty was outside of the room making the gas rise. "Time to die stupid humans." He said smiling. Wesker limped into the room and he heard the yells of the other three and he turned towards DK. With a smirk he grabbed the nearest statues head and he threw it at him.

It hit him straight on his side and he went flying out of a window. The gas began to return and the three S.T.A.R.S ran out of the room with the mask. "Hey where's Darth Kitty?" Jill asked not noticing the cat shaped hole in the window.

Outside Darth Kitty got up from the grass and he turned and looked up at the mansion.

I will get my revenge on you Albert Wesker FOR I AM DARTH KITTY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH." He yelled.

Then a crow flew by and pooped on his suit. "You know im getting to old for this. Even though im only 9 years old." He got up and pulled out a wipe. "DAMNIT."

How did you guys like it. R&r please. MORE DARTH KITTY ON THE NEXT CHAPTER.