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Duo: Why must you torture me! I thought I was your fav GB boy!
N: You are but this is so much fun I can't stop!
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KYS! Ch.2: Duo Maxwell
Duo gulped as he walked up the steps onto the stage. He tried to focus on something other than what was going to happen to him. He concentrated on Heero's screaming as he was being molested by Relena, but that just reminded him of what might possibly be his future. (But he didn't have any stalkers like Heero.)
'Why didn't I let him kill her when we first met? Why damn it!' he thought as he heard her squealing. Duo sat down in the chair and started to sweat.
Calm down Duo. It's not that bad.
"You made Heero scream like a girl."
True. But he was asking for by wearing nothing but his underwear in front of Relena.
"You have a point. Let's do this and pray that I don't go insane."
"Oh this should be good," said Wufei as he pulled out a bucket of popcorn. "Popcorn Quatre, Trowa?"
"Is it kettle corn flavor?" asked Quatre.
"Is it the carnival kind?" asked Trowa.
"Nope," said Wufei as he took a bite. The he opened his mouth and flames came out. "It's The Dragon Clan's secret recipe filled with lots of spices."
"We'll pass," replied both Quatre and Trowa.
Know Your Stars…Know Your Stars….Duo Maxwell is The God of duckies and bunnies…
"I am not! I'm the God of Death!"
He wears a duck suit with bunny ears when they come to worship him.
"No they don't! I don't even own a duck suit!
But you own bunny ears?
"Well…um…That's private!"
Oooh! We have a little pervert here! Do you role play with Hilde or maybe Heero?
"Shut up!"
Know Your Stars….Duo Maxwell…is a necrophiliac…
"W-what! That's just sick!"
Oh come on. We know you love how cold their bodies are. How stiff and unmoving. And how their eyes just stare at you. Makes your hard doesn't it?
"Makes me sick, that what's it doing to me! How could you even think that I'd even do that!"
You are the 'God of Death' they must give you dead virgin sacrifices.
"I've never did it with a dead person!"
Know Your Stars…Duo Maxwell…is in love with Lady Une…
"What in the hell! I'm not in love with Lady Une!"
"Oh, Duo! How could you!" cried Hilde.
"I'm not in love with Lady Une, Hilde, baby!" said Duo.
"And what's wrong with me Maxwell?" asked a very angry Une.
"You're my boss!"
"And! What's that got to do with it?"
"You're old enough to be my older sister, if I had one!
"Are you calling me old Maxwell?"
"YES! Granny Une!"
Okay! Stop with arguing!
"You started it!"
So? I do what I want! I'm master of this show! Hahaha!
"Nutcase."
Know Your Stars…Duo Maxwell…is about get his ass kicked by Treize Khushrenada!
"Huh?" Just then Treize popped out of nowhere and started to beat up Duo.
"How dare you call My Lady old, you cur! Prepare to get you ass handed to you boy!" said a very angry and very alive Treize.
"Wait a minute here! You were dead! I killed you! How are you still alive!" cried Wufei.
Treize stopped beating Duo up and looked at Wufei and said, "The power of literature my pet Dragon." And then got back to kicking Duo's butt. "How you like that now, huh? You punk, I'm gonna make you pay for making my darling Une angry!"
"AUGH! MY SPEEN! I CAN'T FEEL MY SPEEN!" cried Duo.
Ouch! That had to hurt. And now we know Duo Maxwell: The God of cute things and the lover of dead people and Lady Une…And oh my gawd! I've never seen someone's back bend that way! Remind me never to get on the General's bad side.
Heero finally stumbled back to the other three, his hair even more tussled, his face covered with kisses and strangely, fully clothed.
"So, um, what'd I miss?" he asked as he gained his composer.
"Nothing much. Just Duo's little interview," said Wufei as he munched on his popcorn.
Heero looked up at the stage. He saw Treize drop kick Duo. "Oooo, He's going to feel that later. Hey, can I have some of that popcorn?"
"Sure." Heero took a bite and flames came out.
"This is good! What's in it?"
"Family secret."
"Oh Darn."
"Hey, um are you four going to, like, going to help him?" asked Sally.
"Why?" said Trowa.
"Good point."
"This is better than WWE! I hope Zechs is getting all of this!" said an overly happy Quatre.
"So, where's Relena, Heero? Did you finally kill her?" asked Trowa.
"Ah, I wish. I just disguised myself as someone reading a paper and told her that I had went on a shuttle that was going to the Pluto Penitentiary and she just shot off like a rocket to the space port. We won't see her for a while.
That's cold and evil Heero.
"Meh. Does it look like I care?"
Ah darn it. I was going to torture her next too! Oh well, As soon as Treize gets done beating the crap out of Duo and clears the stage, our next guest Trowa Barton is next! I'm gonna love doing you!
"Bring. It. On. Witch," said Trowa with determination in his eyes.
"Someone stop this crazy man!" cried Duo as Treize piledrived him into the stage.
To be cont!
N: Trowa's next guys! It seems he's not afraid of the voice either! What measures will the voice take to make Trowa snap? Find out next chapter! R&R!