Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and the Legendary Moon Stone of Kazuya
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*At the forest, our heroes are riding through the trees to go to the Princess's camp by using an outside carriage with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler as horses.*
Naruto: So Tenshi, what's the City of Kazuya looks like?
Tenshi: Let's see, oh. You see the City of Kazuya is like an city with many festivals and lively citizens doing their own stuff. They're look an lively city with lots of lights, the people are nice. They're also have a nice, and generosity King who is kind to our people. They also have ninjas that's includes us. But besides of the city's lively occasions, we are at war with the other two cities of Wind, Earth, and Fire. The City of Hazu, the city is in the Land of Wind, their signs are an eagle in an Ever-Lasting Tree, they said that the tree is immortal.
Gasser: Immortal…
Tenshi: But there's more, the City of Garma, the city is also in the land of Earth and it's the the worst than the City of Hazu, they uses forbidden jutsu to torture people for fun and ruins everyones' lives. In that city, they were ruled by the Musamari.
Sakura: The Musamari…
Sai: Hmm, that name sounds familiar.
Beauty: Wait, how are the Musamari?
Kakashi: The Musamari…isn't that those ninjas that once destroyed the village, that they raged war with that village.
Tenshi: That's right, sharp as always, Lord Kakashi. The Musamari are ninjas ruled by the boss himself, Gazuhodo, an man who is ruthless, just like the Musamari. But he gots 15 of the Warriors that he recruited called themselves, the Fifteen Novas of the Musamari. They're ruthless as Gazuhodo and always loyal to him.
Gasser: These guys are worst than Gazuhodo himself.
Beauty: Yeah, why would those guys follow his orders?!
Yamato: It's because of some events that made them change, turned into rouge ninjas and started taking mercenary missions.
Tenshi: That may be… but the leader of that group is the one that mostly loyal to him is Sakodo. An he's the strongest of that group and he has two kekkei genkai called the Ice and Dark Nature. But he was always stopped by the Princess's Bodyguard, Kyrogue Euroden.
Kakashi: That's right, the guy that Lady Tsunade was talking about*.
Tenshi: That's right, he started taking the job as to guard the Princess but he seems to take advantage to it. When Musamari tries to ambush us, Kyro always come back and protect the princess at any cost and even defeats Sakodo. If any of you met him, then you might sign your death certificate.
Jelly Jiggler: Oh please.
*Then our heroes starts to look at Jelly Jiggler as he was drinking a martini*
Jelly Jiggler: If you said was true, then I don't really wanna care what you do. Many people tends to have war anytime they want and I don't want to be a part of it.
Tenshi: So You don't care if they live or die?!
Jelly Jiggler: No I don't, all I care about is myself and myself only. After all, the world is a cruel place and I don't want to be in a cruel place.
Beauty: *bashes Jelly Jiggler with an 500 ton hammer*
Sakura: No way, we don't do that?
Softon: We fight stronger enemies like him, way before this happens. The more that face stronger enemies, the more obstacles that we must overcome.
Tenshi: I never see anybody facing stronger enemies so hard before.
Naruto: Well, you have to get used to it sooner or later, so anyway…Bobobo! How long will we get to the Princess!
Bobobo: *as a cowboy* Until Sunfall! *as he was riding Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler as they was dressed as horses* Seems like a storm's a-coming, Bessie and Jessie.
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: *as horses and they neighs*
Bobobo: Be careful, Bessie and Jessie or else the powerful wind can blow you away into that cliff *points to the cliff*
Everyone: A CLIFF! *Then sees the cliff that they were heading to* BOBOBO! STOP THE *Then everyone including the Wiggin Trio and the carriage all fall in the cliff* CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*As they are falling for their deaths*
Gasser: AHHHH! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE!
Beauty: I DON'T WANNA DIE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE! GOD, I KNOW I HATE YOU BY THE MOMENT THAT I HEARD OF YOU! PLEASE JUST THIS ONCE, DON'T LET ME DIE!
Sakura: I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN!
Gasser: *with three lines at the back of the head* I don't understand women sometimes…
Sai: I can't believe that I'm going to die when I have my own future ahead of me, mostly about ROOT, but I don't care about that any more, I just wanna cherish this last few seconds for me.
Gasser: *reacts* That sounds like a monotone final second to me.
Bobobo: Don't worry Gasser, we'll be okay by the time that I will finish poking all over Jelly's body. *as he is poking Jelly all over his body*
Gasser: *with an extreme background, no pupils and reacting* SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!
Jelly Jiggler
Yamato: I'll try and get us here safely.
Tenshi: *then he glides to an wall and steps on it and then uses the same method until he's at the ground, and then he uses his hand signs fast and uses an Kekkei Genkai* SLIME STYLE: SAFETY CONSTRICTION JUTSU! *Then uses an 10 abstract slime to stuck these rocks on the wall to safety lands our heroes and their luggages and carriage safely but he's pulls the slime and he ricochets our heroes to the path that they're traveling and then he ricochets himself to the same path that he's traveling with our heroes too* That was close.
Yamato: Slime Style, do you have the…
Tenshi: That's right, the Kekkei Genkai…Slime Nature…this is where I combine earth and fire nature into lava nature where I combine my Lava Nature into my Earth Nature into Slime Nature. *Then uses many hand signs faster and produces slime in his hands*
Beauty: *Reacting at the bottom corner of the screen* THAT'S GROSS AND AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME! AND I'M TALKING ABOUT TO OOZING SLIME!
Tenshi: Listen Beauty, I know that you think that Slime is disturbing but once you get used to my nature, it's really cool to have an nature like me.
Beauty: Wow, I understand that, thanks Tenshi.
Tenshi: No problem. It's just my thing.
Gasser: Now we still got our stuff, and the road's is pretty far, we're not on the same direction.
Softon: *uses his Blabs-a-lot Vision to check all surroundings* Gasser's right, we need to continue moving forward to complete our mission. *sees that the path has no bridge to proceed* We need to make a bridge in order to move forward…Yamato, can you make an bridge that can make this path complete, can you do that?
Yamato: I can try. *claps his hands and makes an long bridge that is connected to the path* Okay, it's ready.
Bobobo: Good, now Tenshi, show us the way.
Tenshi: Right. *then walks with our heroes but after an few minutes with the Wiggin Trio carrying the Carriage with their backs, they were almost halfway to the bridge as they are still walking, Tenshi starts to sense something and stops.* Something's wrong.
Naruto: What?
Softon: That's right…I sensed it too.
*Tenshi and Softon looked up and sees an rain of kunais aiming at our heroes as Naruto looks up too and then everyone looks up too*
Tenshi: It's a trap, we must run now! *Then our heroes started running from the rain of kunais and shuriken*
Kakashi: *While he's running*Who's trying to kill us?
Tenshi: I don't know, but I clearly think that it's the Musamari.
Gasser: *then stops and about to fire a Gas Grenade* Then what are we waiting for, lets get them back.
Tenshi: *grabs Gasser by the neck while he's running* If we do that, then we won't get to the Princess by sunset, they want to distract us so they can kidnap the Princess and get the Moon Stone from them.
Naruto: If you're right, then we have no time! We gotta get to the Princess before it's too late. Let's go!
*As they were almost to the end of the bridge, Bobobo and Sakura stopped because they have a plan*
Bobobo: Sakura, use 81-.2-43-5-930-5-234-5443-.7 Plan B!
Sakura: Then why didn't you say Plan B in the first place?
Bobobo: Because I don't feel like it! *then the Wiggin Trio connected one's hands to one's feet and then Sakura picks up Bobobo's Feet and she spins around to create an tornado and then she threw our Wiggin Trio Upwards still connected and then they used their pulse sent the shuriken and kunais away. Then they lands to ground and starts to run again with the others but this time Ninjas with Crossed Stars Handbands started to chase after them*
Sakura: Great, now it's those guys!
Tenshi: It's the Musamari, they know about the mission!
Hatenko: Then we won't keep them waiting! KEY SHURIKEN! *Throws Key Shurikens at the Musamari* That's should distract them, alright let- *then sees our heroes left without* THEY LEFT ME ALONE! BOSSSSSS!
*As our heroes are still running away with their luggage and carriage from the Musamari*
Beauty: I hope that Hatenko will be okay, but what I'm worried about is the Princess. Tenshi, you do know why the Musamari distracting us right…
Tenshi: Right…
Beauty: What if we try to fight off the Musamari after sunset,…
Tenshi: Mm-hmm
Beauty: And the Princess will still be waiting…
Tenshi: That's right…
Beauty: And if we were too late, the Princess will be kidnapped and the Moon Stone will be taken. If we do that…
Tenshi: Yeah…
Beauty …then your city will be in danger because the Moon Stone will be taken and it would be an example as an all-out war which means that the Five Shinobi Countries will be taken part of it and millions of ninjas and people will die, all because of that little slip.
Tenshi: *says nothing until he finally realized* We gotta hurry to the Princess before it's too late. No breaks now! *starts jumping branch to branch*
Naruto: He's right, lets go and fast! *starts jumping branch to branch too*
Sai: *uses his fake smile* Well, I need to complete the mission anyway so I can go home and paint a few paintings. *starts jumping branch to branch*
*Then Team Seven starts to jump branch to branch*
Bobobo: Don't think we won't catch up to you that easily! *rides the carriage with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler as Horses* Naruto, we need some boost on that old carriage!
Naruto: I'm on it! *sits on the end of the carriage, turns around to his behind and put an hand sign* Farting Jutsu! *then releases an huge amount of gas that makes the Carriage go fast*
Beauty: AHH! GET ME OFF OF THIS CRAZY THING! *As rhey propels away from the Musamari*
*Meanwhile at Team Seven's location. Sai caught a scent of something*
Sai: What's that smell?
Sakura: Huh, what do you mean, Sai.
Sai: It smelled like farts.
Sakura: *looks down and sees Bobobo's Carriage is propelling by using Naruto's gas* WHAAAAAAA! *then stops and lands to the carriage alongside with Team Seven and Tenshi* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FOUR?!
Bobobo: Sakura, we're going to the Princess early! So we need more boost so we can get there early. Tenshi, are there any Musamari!
Tenshi: They're still catching up to us!
Softon: How long will we be there at the Princess?
Tenshi: Before sunset, due to Naruto's gas!
Gasser: Then we need more boost *then does the same as Naruto and starts to fart making the carriage goes faster than before, as they were away from the Musamari.*
Softon: *then looks outside* BOBOBO! IT'S ANOTHER DEAD END! AND WE DON'T HAVE A BRIDGE!
Bobobo: *as he was feeding Gasser and Naruto some chili beans* Don't worry, if I heard something on the Internet, chili and beans make your gas gassier!
Beauty: *reacting* THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Bobobo: WELL, IT'S MY BACKUP PLAN! WHAT, YOU NEED ME TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN!
Beauty: *reacting* YES, THAT'S THE THING!
Gasser: *feels his butt is about to explode* My gas is about to explode in a sec.
Naruto: *feels that too* Me….too!
*Then their faces get red and in about an half a second, a enormous, gigantic amount of gas has been produced by Gasser and Naruto due to the Chili Beans*
Beauty: IT WORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKK! *As they propelling faster than a horse trying to win a race.
Tenshi: We're almost there! *then they made it to the cliff and the propelled to the sky like they were flying.
Kakashi: SEEMS LIKE IT!
Sakura: KILL ME! *And then they made it to the other side of the path*
Beauty: Alright, we did it!
Tenshi: We're almost there to the Princess's camp, hold on tight! *then our heroes held on tied as they were almost at the camp*
*Meanwhile at the Princess's camp. The Princess is still holding on the Moon Stone, sensing that someone is coming*
Princess Hikari: Everyone, they're here! Let's give them a proper welcoming! *As they were getting in their postions, they saw a carriage with 12 people are speeding at them as they were cleared out of the way and then the people are floating and spinning around as the Princess get a good glimpse at the Two Important People, Naruto and Bobobo*
Bobobo: WE'RE FALLING! *then they fell to the ground, they're carriage was now broken and they're luggage is still safe.
Yamato: What a fall. Is everyone okay?
Don Patch: *his bones are broken and he is bandaged all over his body.*
Jelly Jiggler: Yes, I'm fine, thanks to my lucky Hanky Shield. *Then it's revealed that half of his body has been completely shredded or stabbed*
Beauty: *Reacting* SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE NOT OKAY TO ME!
Tenshi: Is this the Princess's camp.
?: Yes, it is.
*Tenshi looks up and sees General Mikage and Princess Hikari*
General Mikage: Good job, Tenshi, you guided them with your guiding skills.
Tenshi: *bows down to the Princess and General Mikage* General! And Princess Hikari!
Princess Hikari: Thank you, Tenshi, you brought the Hidden Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto: Hey guys. We're here to help! *then he felt something cold and looked down to see an sword is close to his throat and he eyes darted left to see Kyro, who was undetected*
Kyro: Stand your ground, or I'll kill you.
Naruto: Waaa…*thinking* This guy has creped up me like he wasn't there at all. And he's power is incredible. Who is he?
Princess Hikari: Kyro, stop! They're the Hidden Leaf Ninjas who Tenshi brought, please don't hurt him!
Kyro: Oh, when I'm about to say, I thought you were one of the Musamari.
Naruto: Wait, the Princess, then you're…
Princess Hikari: That's right, my name is Princess Hikari, and I am the one who sent you here to protect me from harm. *takes a deep breath and greets them with open hands* Welcome Ninjas of the Hidden Leaf Village, my name's is Hikari and I am a princess that have trouble with the Musamari, let us give you an proper welcoming of the Princess, myself!
Bobobo: Awesome! That means…!
Princess Hikari: That's right, we're having a celebration of your arrival!
Naruto: YEAH!
Beauty: Yay! *jumps for joy*
Yamato: I always wanted to relax for a bit.
Kakashi: Yeah, seems like fun.
Sai: I think a little relaxation might sooth me down.
Sakura: Good, because I'm tired.
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: HURRAY! WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE!
Dengaku Man: YAY!
Gasser: WAIT! DIDN'T WE LEAVE YOU AT THE VILLAGE!
Dengaku Man: Yeah but this kind man *points to Kyro* brought me to this nice camp to party.
Gasser: Wow, I never thought that this one is nice enough to invite you.
Kyro: Yeah, I am nice on many ways.
Gasser: Of course, you are.
Princess Hikari: So what are we waiting for? Let the celebration begins!
Everyone: YEAH! *As they went inside the tent*
Naruto: Hmm…this guy…seems sad.
End of Chapter 2
A/N: Another Chapter done! Hope you enjoy this chapter, Chapter 3 is coming up.