Can you make waffles? Chapter2 The Threats
"Well now what are we going to eat?" Rouge questioned. "We got nothing to eat, nowhere to cook, nothing to cook, and no money to buy food with."
"I got an ide-" Shadow couldn't finish his sentence because suddenly a blue hedgehog broke through the window.
"You are not breaking into my house!" Sonic screamed at us.
"Get out of my house faker! You are so going to pay for that window!" Shadow commanded.
"Neeeeeveeeerrrrrrrrr!" Sonic defiantly yelled while jumping out a different window.
Rouge heavily sighed and face palmed "I'll mail him the bill"
"Does he know this is the fifth floor of the house?" I asked.
Shadow went to one of the shattered windows and yelled "Hey faker this is the fifth floor!" goes back to me and says "Now he does".
"I'm sooo hungry," Rouge complains "wait I got an idea we can break into Eggman's house he's bound to have some food."
"Judging by his fat index of 90% Rouge is correct." Rouge and Shadow are laughing so hard I only get their attention by aiming my rocket launcher at them. "What is so funny?"
"N-nothing," Shadow stammers "I-I agree with Rouge."
"That settles it boys we're going to pay Eggman a visit."
Going from the outskirts of Central City where our house is located to Eggman's current base approximately 200 miles away was quite an adventure. Halfway to the base the jewel thief and black blur decreased acceleration and stopped.
"Are you two tired?" I asked.
"Yes" Rouge said while leaning on me for support to catch her breath.
"What do you mean tired?" Shadow said indignantly "I am the Ultimate life form I never get tired my far superior- " Shadow was cut off by Rouge
"Quit the Ultimate life form thing you're with us right now. You don't need to say that every five minutes."
"Fine I'm tired" Shadow said sounding quite defeated.
While Shadow was sulking Sonic jumped out of a nearby bush and triumphantly said "Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh! I got that on video, I'm going to post it on YouTube"
"I'm going to chaos skewer you if you don't give me that camera" Shadow threatened
Sonic wasn't listening though because he was talking to Tails on his phone. "Yeah I got it Tails pick me up before Shadow kills me see ya later buddy." He turned back to Shadow said "see ya shads" and leaped straight into the air and landed on the X Tornado and Tails flew him away from the furious Shadow that was covered in a red aura.
After calming Shadow down considerably, Rouge asked me "Can you take us to Eggman's base?"
"Affirmative" I responded and proceeded to lifting Shadow and Rouge onto my shoulders. During the thirty minute ride I found out two things 1) Rouge gets carsick and 2) Shadow also has a weak stomach.
After the ride Shadow asks "How do you get carsick riding on a robot!? You barfed all over me!" he tried –a futile attempt- to clean himself but was starting to get sick as well so I put him out of his misery-
I never let you kill him Omega! I need to keep this k rating!
Omega: terminating him was not my intent you idiot meat bag.
Oh, well proceed with the story.
-and reconfigured my hand into a water cannon and proceeded to utterly and completely drench him
"Aaaahhhhh what – are – you – doing!" he somehow yelled over the deafening torrent of water. He was so thoroughly clean his quills gleamed but he tried – emphasis on try – to thank me by charging at me but Rouge somehow held him back
"Don't hold me back, let me get him! I will kill you!"
"Hostility detected initiate defense protocol" and initiate I did.
"Both of you stop it or I'll shut you down," she said while pointing at me "and paint rainbows and unicorns all over you" she threatened.
Shadow stuck his tongue out at me but Rouge saw this gesture and turned to him "and you, when you are asleep I will paint you blue and dress you up like Sonic with a I love Amy t-shirt tie you up and give you to Amy."
Shadow's eyes widened his jaw dropped and he jumped into my arms and whispered – barely audible – "Help me"
I thought about this and replied "Only if you help me"
After three dents, seven bruises, and about five minutes we had Rouge tied onto my back.
"You and I both know I'll escape." Rouge said sounding confident.
"You and I both know I tied you there with steel cable" Shadow retorted.
"Oh, can you please let me go?" She said while batting her eyelashes.
No pun intended!
"Only if you promise to leave us alone and only when we get to Eggman's base." Shadow replied.
"Fine, I promise. Wait, what am I supposed to do now?"
That didn't occur to him until now. "Fine we'll let you go." So he tried to undo the knot but couldn't. "I can't untie you" he said frustrated.
"What!?" Rouge yelled sounding panicked and nearly overloading my audio receptors.
"Do not panic I have a chaos emerald with me just use chaos control." I informed her
. "Rouge can use chaos control?" Shadow asked sounding genuinely surprised.
"Of course I can," she said uncertainly "Chaos Control!" she said and disappeared in a blinding light.
"Omega where is she?" Shadow said sounding worried.