4. Talk super fast in a conversation. When your friends ask you to repeat yourself say 'no'.

It was a usual meeting of people at Camp Half-Blood. Everyone had just gotten to camp for the summer. Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Grover, and Thalia had all gathered by the beach to talk about the school year.

"I had a lot of homework, so much that I barely had time to do anything else", stated Annabeth.

Next around the semi-circle of people was Grover. "I wouldn't want to be a worm. 'Cause than the early bird would get me."

Everyone just stared at him until Percy decided to speak up, "Thatisbrilliant." Everyone just stared at Percy.

"Whyiseveryonestaringatme?"

Nico decided to speak up, "Why are you talking so fast?"

"Idon'tknowwhatyourtalkingabout!" Percy stated while crossing his arms.

"Maybe if just nod to everything he says, than he'll stop." Annabeth whispered to everyone, except Percy. Thalia, Nico, and Grover all nodded.

"Whydoyouguyswhisper. Itmakesmefeelleftout!"

"Whyareyouguysnodding? Ohhhh! Igetit! You'renoddingbecauseyouthinkthat I'llstop!" Everyone just kept nodding, but meanwhile Percy was getting a mischievous look in his eyes.

"ThaliacanIpunchyouinthearm?" Everyone just nodded.

"Youwon'tgetmadatme?" Everyone continued nodding, that is until Percy punched Thalia in the arm.

"What the What was that for, Kelp Face", Thalia practically yelled. There was tiny sparks coming off of her as she stood up and walked towards Percy. Who was currently backing away with a look as if a promise had been broken.

"Yousaidthatyouwouldn'tgetmadatme", Percy pleaded as Thalia pushed him to the ground.

Percy quickly looked at the others with a pleading look in his eyes. But they took action to late, and he was shoot so hard with lightning that he shot all the way down to the cabins.

All in all, I think that Percy didn't get the satisfaction that he thought he would get from that experience.

5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

It was a busy Friday, because everyone was getting ready for the capture-the-flag game. The blue team all gathered around Annabeth on their side of the forest.

"This is our plan, you guys. Every time I count down from ten and get to zero, a different group of five will head out in different directions. Got it?" Everyone nodded.

"Oh, Percy." Percy turned to look at her. "I need you to stay back with me, also the Stolls and Will to stay behind to guard."

The said people stepped back with her. Then the whistle blew that signaled the start of the game.

Annabeth started counting down, "10, 9, 8"

"24", Percy muttered.

Annabeth gave him a confused look but kept counting, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. First group go!" The first group headed out.

"10,9"

"54", Percy said a little louder than last time.

"Um. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Next group. 10."

"36", Percy all but shouted.

That's when Annabeth snapped. "Why are you trying to ruin the game, Perce? Next group go."

"I don't know what you're talking about." And under his breath he said, "It didn't work anyway."

The game continued and of course it ended with Percy being beat up and the blue team winning.

Well that was fun. Review if you have any ideas for ways to annoy people. I also decided that I will actually try to do 179.

P.S. I am not Rick Riordan.

P.S.S. The awkward moment when you realize that Santa's present to you has the same wrapping paper as all your other presents.

-Ninjapants