A Major Sensation

Song: Fader by The Temper Trap

A/N. Hi Ya'll, NEW CHAPTER CAUSE I CAN! I don't have a real big plan and plot for this story... whatever happens, happens... this means I will and can take suggestions on where you want this to go. I hope you enjoy it.

IT WILL ONLY BE IN BELLA POV

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS SET IN 2012-2013 BECAUSE THAT IS THE EASIEST THING TO DO.

Disclaimer:

I don't own Twilight.

Bella gets frisky at night.

Edward hates.

Ellen Motivates.

Jasper was a Major.

Carlisle is a saviour.

Emmett is the crazy ass brother.

Rosalie wants to be a mother.

Esme can build a home.

Jacob will fetch a bone.

THE END OF MY POEM!

Bella P.O.V

Rosalie looked at me with distaste of her face, she was as happy about this as I was. I mean they were hot and all but you know, vegie burgers... they liked to think you know, you kill one person and your soul is destroyed. We walked up to them and there a few sharp intakes of breath, gasps, and other things. Mr Collins usually lets a few things slide, I could tell he was nervous about having us again this year, but its not my fault that Marie;s hair caught on fire, ok it was but he doesn't need to know that besides, fire is bad for us, we're highly flamable.

Rosalie coughed and the boys looked up, I put a hand on my usual desk, that buff burger was at it "ok, heres how things go here, this desk is mine and that one there thats Rose's. No one, is allowed to sit here but us" my tone was cold and hard, just like my skin.

"What? Its not like yours and Rose's name is written on it" that buff burger is frustrating.

Rose joined conversation "First of all, its Rosalie, to you newbie and secondly, they are. If you look closely at the right hand corner on each desk you will see our names."

Blondie glared at her "whatever bimbo, we'll move."

"Your lucky we're at school" I glared at them.

"Thankyou, your highness for allowing us to continue existing" Blondie mock bowed at us and glared.

"Bloody vegie burgers, aye Rose" I said at vampire speed.

"You got that right, Bells."

I looked back at the two men at the back of the room, they were shocked, I smirked at them.

We sat down, placed our bags on our tables and looked innocently at Mr Collins who was staring at us, he looked away and proceeded on with homeroom. The usual announcements were said including cheerleading and football tryouts on Thursday afternoon, basketball was Friday and soccer on next Monday. Our schedules were given to us, all previous senior students went to there old homerooms, junior students looked at a list on the notice boards and new students were informed from the school office. (I'm not American, I'm going from how my school works, I'll try to be as American as possible though). I walked to my first period after saying goodbye to Rose, I usually did nothing throughout class or just spoke to my friends, thankfully Angela was in a few my classes because most of mine were AP.

By lunchtime I had gotten sick of school again, and by seeing those stupid attractive vegie burgers in my class made things harder. I walked to the cafeteria and went to the canteen, I handed the lunch lady my thermos and she heated it up as usual, I walked to my table and sat down, silently sipping at my drink or food... depends how you look at it really. A few of the squad sit at our table, the rest hang with there others friends, I know its a shock, we associate with others... strange I know. I saw Rose walk in and do the same as me, followed by petite Alice, they came and sat down with me. The squad used to pester us about what was in the thermos we gave them a sly smile and said "strength" after that they just left it.

"Hey guys, hows the humans treat ya'll?" I asked.

"As usual, Newton being an ass, the bitch parade being well... bitches" Rose said.

Alice giggled "well thats why they're the 'bitch parade.'"

"oh shut up Alice!" Rose said sarcastically.

"Hey guys, whats up?" Jess asked.

She sat down accross from me, Angela beside her, Rose was next to me on my left and Alice next to her, no one sat on my right. Jasmine, Tracey and Catherine all came and joined, our table was really two pushed together, Jasmine and Tracey sat next to Alice whilst Catherine hopped down next to Angela.

I smiled at her "the usual, Jess, bitches being bitchy."

"Wow Bella, great grammar!" Angela remarked.

"Shove it, Angie" I defended myself.

"Lookie here, its the Volvo boys" Jess said.

We all turned and looked to see Blondie, Buff Burger, and Bronzer looking around the cafeteria for a space to sit, Alice waved her hand at them to come sit with us they started to walk to our table, Rose and I looked at each other and groaned.

"Whats up with you two? I thought you were into them this morning" Catherine asked.

"Well, they kind of sat in our spots this morning and were rude" I said.

The girls looked around and sighed, the boys reached our table "can we sit here?" Bronzer asked.

"Yes" Alice said with a pointed look at us, we knew not to object.

"May I sit here, princess?" Blondie asked and pointed to the chair on my left.

I looked up and straight into his eyes "no."

Blondie sat down anyway and asked "Why not?"

"No one is allowed to sit there" I told him.

"No one but who?" Damn vampire.

"Alright look, no one but my mate. Alice said I would meet him at this school, so that chair is reserved for him" I told him at vampire speed and under my breath.

"Well, I'll keep the chair warm for him" he replied.

Louder I said or well asked "what is your deal? In homeroom you call 'your highness' and now your all warm and fuzzy."

"Well this morning you had this horrible look on your face and now..." if I was human, I would be flushing.

"Yeah well whatever" I waved my hand at him and turned my attention to everyone else at the table.

Just as I was about to say something the Bitch Parade walked in, Tanya was in front flanked by her lackeys, Lauren and Irina they were atleast a step behind there 'leader.' They all wore incredibly short skirts, tank tops, a jacket and overly large sunglasses which made no sense seeing as there was no sun in Forks, they all had handbags that were basically attached to their hips. They were walking towards us with looks that suggested they smelt something foul, the scent of there desperation no doubt.

Rosalie, Alice and I stood up, whilst the Volvo boys looked confused, we walked over to them and we met halfway, I was in the middle.

"Smella, oh it smells like you finally bought perfume!" Laurenlaughed, really? Thats all she had?

"Really? Thats it? You come storming in here and tell me that. How about you go, your idiocy is actaully affecting me" I said.

"Whatever, Lauren, Irina go find a table, I need to talk to the captain" Tanya dismissed her eager to please followers.

"Alice, Rose, I've got this, I'll signal if I need back up" I said to them, they nodded and took their seats.

I could hear them telling everyone whats happening behind our words.

"Ok, Tanya, what do you want?" I glared at her, my arms were crossed below my breats.

"I want to let you know that there is no way that your going to be captain by the end of the year, oh and nice boyfriend, he won't be yours anymore either" Tanya was fierce but I was a vampire thats been around for hundreds of years.

"Good luck trying, Poochie" I smirked and turned away from her with all eyes on me.

I got back to the table and got a few high fives from the girls, "I like the added 'poochie' on the end, that really would of pissed her off" Alice said.

"Thats why I said it."

"Wait, whats with the 'poochie thing?" Buff Burger asked.

"Last year during a huge war between Bella and Tanya, Bella managed to get some personal information on her including the fact that she still slept with her teddybear dog called 'Pooch' Bella denies it was her but we all know that she was the one who put the posters of her holding the teddy over the school and all over the internet there was a video of her cuddling, dancing, talking to it and at one point even kissing it, Bella is now legendary" Jess smiled and leaned back in her chair.

"Was it you?" Blondie inquired.

"That is secret information that I will tell no one, not even if Maria had a knife to my throat" I said, the girls rolled there eyes, whilst Blondie was wide eyed.

Blondie then demanded that we go to there house after school to 'chat', with a look from Alice, Rose and I reluctantly agreed, this all happened in five seconds at vampire speed.

And there you have it folks, the second installment of this fine story. What power(S) should Bella have, I'm thinking of giving Rosalie and Emmett powers.

Bella does know Jasper's name but doesn't acknowledge it, and yes, Jasper's eyes widened at the mention of Maria's name because well... obvious. Bella knows Maria but I won't say how...

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Until next time,

Shaking the world xx