A/N: I know this seems like a big risk, but it will go into more detail next chapter. Please read my lookup. Also, my computer has gotten spilled with coffee that I drink all the time because I have to wake up in the morning and now I am addicted. So don't blame me if I have mistakes in this story. It is all blargh.
"Wow that was a good story fake parent named Carlisle." Said Bellas cousin who is name was 'Rin'.
"Yes I know I came up with it meself. Yargh I am a pirate from outer space!" CARLISLE SCREAMED!
"Oh no. You tricked us by doing this bad bad bad bad bad bad thing." 'Ron' answered?
WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT !! Carlisle was angry. He did not know if he should tell them the truth about him being a pirate from outer space.
"you just said it so now I know and you can not stop me from no ing." Bellas cousin who is named 'Ron' said.
LET US GO TO SPACE! Yelled the angry Edward that came at that time in to the room.
":Whoops I did not realise that ron was in here. Geez, I would have not said that, because now I just ruined our secret. And it took me so long to remember it, I do not think that you should trust me anymore with any of your secrets about any of your secret lives."
Bella said" then I guess I will not tell you that I actually am a wizard, except I am the opposite of an animagus;. I am a cat that can change itno a wizard. It is pretty cool unless you think that this is a bad time to tell you that I actually get hairballs and lick myself. I hate baths, and whenever I laugh I have a somewhat purr in it if you have not notice.
Alice said "I have noticed! Now I must tell you that I too have a secret life. I have AIDS. I will die soon. Is not that sad? Yes, it is sad. I had to answer for you all because it seemed like a rhetorical question but it was not you buttheads."