Here's the rest of... whatever the heck this is. I think this can be deemed a crackfic. Oh well. Enjoy!
"You said he was a man of science!" Kio protested.
"Oh please!" Soubi scoffed, sipping at his drink. "You don't think Einstein liked hacking people's feet off, but nobody ever said anything because he was one of the greatest thinkers of our time? But come on, Kio! Take the hit for the team! It's a few seconds of pain for a lifetime of riches and zero traffic!" He smiled at the end of his mini rant.
"Fine! Just as long as I get the local as soon as he's done cutting."
"So you want the local?" The blonde asked, a slender brow raised.
"Yes! I just said I want the freaking local!"
Soubi chuckled darkly. "Alright," he said, lowering his raised eyebrow.
Kio hesitated before asking, he had a feeling that he didn't want to know the answer to the question he was about to ask. "What did you say it like that for?"
"Ehh... It's just that, well, the local he gives you knocks you out. And, uhh, diddles your peni." Soubi laughed, imagining his friend in such a situation. He really needed to smoke.
"Oh come on!" Kio basically shrieked in frustration.
"Don't yell at me. You made the deal."
"Yeah, to trade my foot for the flying car! Not be tortured and molested by some German scientist-"
"And his friends." Soubi interjected, finishing off the slightly bitter beverage and grabbing another.
"W-What?!" The slightly shorter stuttered, his words slurred from drinking.
"Yeah, it's just that once he's done with ya he gives his friend a shot at ya too."
"Deal's off!" Kio yelled.
"What, are you some kind of homophobe?" Soubi inquired.
"NO! I just don't wanna be diddled by some insane German scientist and his friends, after they've hacked my foot off!"
"Need I remind you that this is for the flying car?"
"It' ain't worth it!"
Soubi sighed, running a hand through his blonde hair. "See? You're what's wrong with this country, hell, with this world! You're always thinkin' about your own comfort level. Never thinkin' about the rest of us. And you'll forever be remembered as the sad little footnote in the book of life. The wimpy little scum bag who could've breached the chasm of becoming, and being, but instead, opted to cover his own ass, and foot, in the process."
"ALRIGHT!" Kio finally screeched. "I'll go through, with the deal. I'll let the German scientist hack my foot off, then he and his friends can have their way with me, all for the flying car!"
Then there was a silence. A stiff, dead, uncomfortable, eerie air. Kio froze under Soubi's seemingly blank gaze.
But, thank goodness, Soubi ended the quietness before Kio could go completely insane.
"You would do it with a bunch of guys just to get a car?" He stood and looked down at the other male. "I thought I knew you man." And with that, he left. Off to buy a pack of smokes.
While Kio sat in his spot on the floor, mouth agape, eyes wide, and his brain still twisted up from the conversation he'd just had. He looked down at his left foot. It suddenly meant so much more to him now.
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