From this point on, pretty much all the chapters will be different plot ideas.

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I'm only writing this because Annabeth has a knife to my throat and forcing me to do this. Consider yourselves lucky that she's the only girl who can hold a knife to my throat with me drowning her.

I notice a lot of you like to make me have siblings. But why are all my siblings 'long lost sisters'? I don't think my mom would give up a baby…and they're always full-blood sisters! Try to make it so I maybe have a few half-brothers…

But they don't have to be as famous as I am. Maybe give them a story where they're on a cruise ship somewhere on the other side of the world, and then…a tropical storm hits! The boat sinks and most people don't make it to land, the main character gets knocked out and wakes up being washed up on the shores of Camp Half-Blood. They're still all disoriented and weak, so other demigods bring them to the infirmary and once she/he is healthy again, they're introduced to the demigod life and then get a quest to….I dunno, maybe Hermes goes on strike or something and the demigod and two friends –they don't need to fall in love- have to go find him and convince him to come off strike or something…

Very Confused and Still With A Knife At My Throat,

Percy Jackson