RedDragon: Nice to see all of our fans again, and as promised a new Naruto songfic has arrived for your enjoyment. Now because of all of the strife and turmoil going on right now I believe I chosen as the perfect song.

Sage Wolf: Please not Justin Bieber.

RedDragon: Again, not a sadist. No, it is not a song from he who must not be heard. The band that owns this song is the one, the only, Green Day!

AssassinK: Well, at least this is a band that has talent. By the way, aren't they songs a little political?

RedDragon: Many are, by they were criticizing the main stream media culture before the majority of "Nerd Culture" was.

The Dom: Well let's not waste any more time explaining and get to it!

Father Chapa: Remember, we don't own anything but the plots of our fics and the OC characters that exist in them.

Holiday

"Man, it's so BORING!" came the voice of a young man named Naruto Uzimaki. It has been six since he defeated Madara in a contest and won Hinata as his wife. But lately, it been slow around Konoha. The Akatsuki have been laying low for awhile and that meant fewer missions and more down time for the blond. Not that he didn't like it, he actually enjoyed it at first. He got to spend more time with Hinata and got to know her a lot better than before. But now she was on a diplomatic mission and he was alone and bored out of his mind.

But as luck would have it, he ran into someone and fell on his butt. "Grr, hey why don't you watch where you're going!" Naruto yelled at the person he bumped into not looking at them. "I could say the same thing to you, dobe." Came a familiar and irritated voice."

Looking up, Naruto saw it was his long time rival Sasuke. "Teme, what are you doing here?" "Isn't it obvious? I'm bored out of my mind and decided to take a walk." Sasuke told his rival. They were so caught up in their banter with each other they didn't notice a third person approach them. "Troublesome, looks like we're all in the same boat." Turning towards the speaker, they saw it was Shikamaru.

"So, what do we do know?" Naruto asked the other bored shinobi. Shikamaru looked the blonds head and stared at the strange object behind him. "We could see what that is." Shikamaru answered him pointing to the object behind Naruto. Turning around the saw a peculiar sight, to them at least, as there was a parked car with keys in the ignition. The three ninja walked over to it and deciding to get a better view of what it was hoped in for it did not have a top. Naruto was in the driver seat, while Sasuke had shotgun and Shikamaru took the back seat. Seeing the keys, Naruto reached for them as his other hand accidently landed on the gear shift and his foot on the accelerator. "Dobe, what are you doing?" Sasuke said trying to stop the orange clad knucklehead. But it was too late as he turned the key and put the car in drive while his foot slammed the accelerator.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!" the three yelled as the car speed down the streets of Konoha. Acting quickly, Naruto grabbed the steering wheel and got control over the speeding car. "Naruto! I'm going to kill you for this!" Sasuke yelled be soon became quiet as they felt the thrill of the speeds they were going. Suddenly, Naruto felt like singing and letting his troubles flow out of him.

"Say, hey!

Hear the sound of the falling rain

Coming down like an Uchiha's flame (Hey)!

The shame

The ones who died without a name"

Naruto started. Sasuke and Shikamaru decided to join in as this was the most fun they had in their lives. They drove like madmen, taking tight turns and forcing people to run out of their way.

"Hear the ninken howl out of key

To the hymn called 'Faith and Misery' (Hey)!

And bleed, the akatsuki lost the war today!"

Naruto continued, getting into it now. They were driving as wild as they come. Sometimes standing up and riding on the hood. They made a sharp turn in almost ran over Kakashi, but he jumped out of the way just in time and landed and Shizune as she was coming out of a shop.

"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies

This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

On Holiday"

They continued to raise hell as the rode in the misplaced automobile. They passed by a man selling ceresin and not over a barrel full which also knocked over a few candles. This lead to a fire breaking out.

"Hear the drum pounding out of time

Another protester has crossed the line (Hey)!

To find the money's on the other side

Can I get another Amen? (Amen)!

There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey)!

A gag, a plastic bag on a monument

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies

This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

On holiday"

"(Hey!)

(Say Hey!)"

Hinata was in a good mode. She, Sakura, and Temari had just completed a joint mission and now were returning to Konoha and could see the young men they loved, even though Temari would never admit it. Having a clear view of the village, they saw a large plume of smoke rising from over its walls. "Do we even need to ask who did this?" Sakura stated out loud.

"The representative from Konoha has the floor.

Kon'nichiwa to the ninja Madara

Bombs away is your punishment

Pulverize the ninja villages

Who criticize your government

Bang, bang goes the broken shurikens

Kill all the temes that don't agree

Trials by fire, setting fire

Is not a way that's meant for me

Just cause, (Hey, hey, hey) just cause, because we're outlaws, yeah!"

The three shinobi were now heading down the village's main road. They passed by Tenten as see was organizing her new explosion tags, as they went by the tags flew out of her hands and went into a nearby fire. The tags exploded and sent derby everwhere. The only reason Tsunade wasn't trying to kill them right now was that she was passed out drunk on Jiraiya's grave that day. Iruka, who would also try to stop them, was currently passed out in Anko's apartment after he saved her from almost getting run over and she decided to "return the favor".

"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies

This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies

This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

This is our lives on holiday!"

The car came to a stop right at the village's gate. The trio looked over to the gate and saw it was open and their true loves, even though Shikamaru would consider it too troublesome to say so. But they were not seeing joy or love in their eyes right now. Right now they were looking at them with anger and they were surround by a violent, dark aura. "Hehe, I can explain Hinata-chan" Naruto tried to convince his new wife. Unfortunately she just grabbed his shelve and dragged him into the woods surrounding the villages.

RedDragon: Hope you all enjoyed that, and yes Hinata is going to beat the shit out of Naruto and not other things. Now see you all next time.

Sage Wolf: And that's why you don't go for a joy ride.

AssassinK: Was this a fic or a PSA?

Father Chapa and The Dom: Probably both.