BlackLynx17: Sorry it took me so long, I've just been really busy with things and have been neglecting this story. I was able to write two new chapters though so that's good. Lately I've been working on my other story and have been watching anime. Eden of The East was amazing. I spent an all nighter watching all the episodes so blame the anime for my late update.

Anyway I hope you enjoy this chapter. It's kind of difficult to write in Natsu's P.O.V. since he's a guy and has a one track mind. I try my best though thinking about what he would think in situations that's he's in. I am satisfied with it, but I'm hoping I could improve a little. The toughest is that he's an idiot so I can't really have him using big words.

Oh well I've been rambling for far to long, your hear to read the chapter not this. So Read, Enjoy, and Review.

Not Your Typical Princess

Chapter 2

A thought by BlackLynx17

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Every member of Fairy Tail was gathered in the Grand Hall for Jii-chan's major announcement. I didn't get what was so major about it, I was just getting married, well pretend married. It's not really announcement worthy, not even warning worthy, more like side conversation worthy.

Hey!, Hello what's new with you?, Not much I'm getting married and you?

"Quiet down everyone" Jii-chan said.

Of course no one heard him except for me but that was only because I was standing right next to him.

"SHUT IT BRATS!" he tried again.

That was more like it.

"It has come to my attention that Phantom is on the move again and has a new target in mind" Jii-chan said.

Jii-chan caught everyone's attention, the members were all paying close attention to him now. This is boring, why did I have to be here for the announcement, I already know what it's about.

"Luckily Natsu and I were able to save her from Phantom but that won't stop them for long so we're going to be having a new member of Fairy Tail starting tomorrow" Jii-chan said.

The crowd cheered. We always liked new members to our guild, it was like adding a member to our family. Jii-chan held out the lacrima ball he pulled out of his coat. It started glowing and a projection of Lucy appeared in front of everyone. I looked at her again along with the rest of the guild. How Jii-chan got that picture, I don't know, but Lucy actually looked... fine. Fine was a good word to use.

"Her name is Lucy Heartfilia. Like us she's a mage and she will be Natsu's new wife starting tomorrow" he said.

So typical of Jii-chan to say it so casually. Questions erupted in the crowds. It was chaotic, member's were yelling, asking for answers. I couldn't hear myself think any longer, not that I thought in the first place.

"SILENCE!" Erza yelled.

Everyone recognized her voice and immediately went silent. Aw I was sure fights were going to break out soon then I wouldn't be stuck up here anymore bored out my mind. Why was I here again? I was planning on going asleep when we came back after the ball not stand up here.

"Let Master finish" Erza said.

"Thank you Erza. As I was saying Lucy's going to be Natsu's new wife but it's all a cover up. The only way Phantom's Master isn't going to get her is if she's already married. Everyone listen up what I'm about to tell you is important. You need to make it your top priority that Lucy Heartfilia will not escape" Jii-chan said.

He made it sound like we were a prison not a guild. His last statement seemed to catch everyone's attention though.

"Tomorrow morning Lucy Heartfilia is going to come here, against her will. Let me remind you this is for her own protection. Things are going to be on lock down since it's crucial that she does not leave. I know some of you may be against this and I advise those who are to go on missions, preferably week long missions" Jii-chan said.

There were mummers between the members. I wonder what Happy's doing? Probably romancing it up with Charlie. I wonder what color their kittens would be like? I wonder, if they did have kittens, if Happy would name on Igneel.

"How long will she be staying?" One of them yelled out. I couldn't get a good look at the person so I didn't know who was talking.

"As long as it takes to put Phantom's Master behind bars, so probably around months" Jii-chan said.

At least he told the truth, I was going to be some girls fiancée for months. Why did I agree to this again? Oh that right, because she's funny.

"For those whose who are leaving, go now. As for the others please stay for debriefing" Jii-chan said.

A little more than half the members left. I think that was a good thing, now the mansion won't be as crowed and Lucy wouldn't feel as watched.

"Is that everyone?… Good. Alright it's simple there's only two tasks while Lucy Heartfilia is here for her visit. Number one make sure she doesn't leave and number two, under no circumstances is she allowed to know the real reason why she is here. All she knows is that Natsu loved her and wanted to marry her, that's all. She doesn't know about the Phantom busy so let's keep it that way. I rather have her visit to Fairy Tail be a happy one" he said.

Now he's making us sound like a amusement park. I was regretting the idea the more Jii-chan talked about it. Maybe I shouldn't have said yes.

"You all are going to break up in groups. We are going to have to start patrolling around our home, not only for Lucy but for possible Phantom attacks. Natsu is assigned to always be by her side, if you ever see her without Natsu go after her, if she's with someone else it depends on who it is. If it's a top mage, she should be contained, but if not go there for back up. Lucy is a talented celestial mage from what I've heard she's strong enough to be in Natsu's group" he said.

Multiply gasps were heard. My group? That was really saying something. I, along with many others, considered my group the strongest. If Jii-chan says she's good enough to be on my group, Lucy Heartfilia is not to be messed with.

"If you do spot Lucy Heartfilia alone though, roaming through our mansion you are not, for any circumstances to harm her! Is that understood? No violence, I know how hard it may seem to this guild but I'm being serious" Jii-chan said.

This had to be the best thing Jii-chan's said yet. No harming the prisoner, I liked it.

"That's all, any questions?" Jii-chan asked.

A million hands lifted up. I roared loudly, we were going to be in here all night.

"Do you understand what you are responsible for Natsu?" Jii-chan asked me for the trillionth time.

"Yes I do, hey why are you following me?" I asked.

I was pretty sure his room was downstairs not up.

"She's going to be sleeping in your room Natsu, I need to set precautions" Jii-chan said.

"Oh alright…. Wait what! My room! Why my room!" I yelled.

Jii-chan grinned. "Because married couples sleep in the same room" he said.

"And!" I yelled.

"It's more logical to escape while everyone's asleep rather than everyone awake. You're a light sleeper Natsu plus if she did escape you'd have the best chance of finding her first because of your keen senses" Jii-chan said.

"Why not Erza? Or Levy? Or a different girl! Just set up extra guards around the room" I argued.

"Enough. You agreed to this, you are her new husband. It will be your room, you will be the one to watch her, and it will be your responsibility that she knows nothing" he said.

I bit my tongue.

"I'm setting up spells in your room, you'll be the only one to get in or out of it" Jii-chan said.

We walked together to my room and I just layed on my bed and watched him set the seals up.

"Really? The bathroom too?" I asked.

"You never know" Jii-chan said.

The conversation died between us and Jii-chan finished shortly.

"You can sleep in tomorrow, your bride shouldn't be here till the afternoon. Gray and Erza are going to be the ones to pick her up. I would advise you to clean up your room and make some space for her"

"Is that everything?" I asked.

I was getting tired of hearing his voice, all I wanted was rest now.

"Yes Natsu, good night" Jii-chan said.

He walked towards the door but didn't close it, he kept his hand on the door knob.

"Your doing a good this for her Natsu, trust me it will all work out in the end" he said before closing it.

I felt like I was in a dark guild. Kidnapping this girl, making her fall for me, keeping her in the dark, it had evil written all over it. Jii-chan said everything would work out in the end. I had a hard time believing it.

I can't do this, I can't. I can't convice someone that I love them, I don't even know the meaning of the word. This plan was going to blow up right in my face.

"Raaaaah! Why did my Master have to be such an idiot" I yelled out rolling around in my bed.

I stopped rolling, laying face down on my bed. Until Happy comes back. I will listen to Jii-chan and try my best to lie to Lucy until Happy comes back. The minute I see Happy, or hear him I'll tell the girl everything. He said the mission would take a few months, hopefully by then Jose would be captured and we could put this whole thing behind us.

And maybe Lucy might join our guild.

Just maybe.

"Natsu... Natsu..." someone called out my name.

I hummed. I was having a light fluffy feeling, maybe I was still dreaming.

"When I said you could sleep in tomorrow, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY GET UP!" he yelled.

That light fluffy feeling was gone, I felt my bubble burst and I fell back into reality. I sat up, my eyes opening wide looking around my surroundings. Jii-chan was standing on the side of my bed, with a scowl on his face.

"Get up, get dressed, and be ready your fiancee's going to be here soon" he said holding his fingers up for every order.

"Don't you mean fake fiancee?" I asked standing up.

I stretched before I pulled the shirt I was wearing off. I walked around my room looking for another one.

"We need to start pretending this is real. I'm pretending it's real, now it's your turn. So please DON'T SCREW THIS UP!" Jii-chan yelled.

"Alright! Alright already! Get off my back, I know what to do. Don't let her find out the truth and make her love me" I said pulling on my new shirt.

"No! Not make her love you! Make her think you love her!" he correct.

"Yes, Jii-chan now if you excused me I have to change my pants" I said holding up the pair.

Jii-chan sighed. "Go eat then meet me in the entrance" he said leaving.

Well here I go. Day one of the Master's plan. I hope I won't screw this up, who am I kidding I know I'll screw this up. I smirked to myself. This was going to be a fun day.

"Natsu! Wake up!" Jii-chan yelled.

"Huh? What?" I said looking around.

"She's here, make yourself look presentable and less you" he said.

I lifted my nose and sniffed, yup that was Lucy. I smiled warmly to myself. She's here, she's finally here. Oh we're going to have so much fun. First we'll have to battle, I have to test her skills then maybe we can start training together and then have a fire eating contest. Oops, I meant a regular eating contest. Wouldn't want to burn my fiancee. Hahaha, fiancee, that's a funny word. Fiance- The front doors opened, Erza walked in with Lucy following behind her.

Erza bowed before walking upstairs. There she was, my future partner. It was strange seeing her in regular clothes, I'll get used to it though I hoped. What to do, what to do! I smirked trying to plan out all the things I had in store for us.

"You think this is funny?" she said.

I snapped out of my day dream and looked at Lucy. Funny? What's funny? What do I think is funny? Jii-chan?

"Your just bought me! I'm going to kill you!" I yelled.

Kill... that was a strong word. At least I knew what her first impression of me was. Lucy ran towards me after she yelled, I think she's going to try and hit me. Might as well let her seeing as I took her from home, and keeping the truth away from her. One little punch wouldn't do that much damage. Only Lucy didn't punch me. She jumped... why'd she jump? Her feet planted on my face and I flew back. Ah now I see why. I landed on the floor with a big 'ooph'. That was surprisingly a good kick, had to hand that to her. I blinked a couple of times making sure I had my head straight before getting back up.

"Now Lucy" Jii-chan said trying to reason with her.

"SHUT UP! I'm leaving! I'm am not about to stay here and be some Pinky's wife! Screw this!" she yelled and started walking to the door.

Was it just me or did Lucy have a twin. I slapped my cheeks and shut my eyes tightly. When I reopened them I only say one Lucy... much better.

"I would advice against that. We have guards all over the house. If anyone of them saw you they'd immediately bring you back. Besides what about your things?" Jii-chan siad.

No Jii-chan let her go, I want to see how strong she really is. Let her battle it out with the guards, it'll be fun.

"I don't need possessions!" she yelled back.

Possessions... that was a big word. Stuff or things would have been easier to say. Possessions. I'ma use that now, maybe with her here I could learn to be a little smarter. That would shock the hell out of Happy. Him coming back to see me using big words. Learning bigger words went on my list to do with Lucy.

"Not even these" he said.

Jii-chan pulled out some keys from his pocket. Strange, I didn't know we had keys to the house. I always thought we just walked in and if it was locked, we would break in. Lucy stopped walking towards the door. Did she want our keys to the house? Why would she want them if she was trying to leave? This made no sense.

"How'd you get those!" Lucy yelled walking towards him.

Lucy sure did yell alot. I hope this wasn't a twenty four seven thing or else I might go deaf. Alright so if Lucy jumped kicked me because I was grinning at her, what would she do to Jii-chan for having keys? I better not risk something happening to him, or else he might do it ten times worst to me later. I started walking towards Jii-chan, cutting her off. I stood a safe distance near him so if Lucy tried to attack, I could counter.

"It doesn't matter how. What matters is your Natsu's fiancee now. You are to be with Natsu at all times and your not allowed to leave the house without permission. Sorry about this Lucy, but don't worry you'll get used to living here" he said.

So Lucy knew the keys, and Jii-chan was holding them against her s she wouldn't escape. Why would she know our house key's though?

"I want my keys back!" she said.

OH! I got it! Those are her Celestial Spirit keys. I see now. Wait how did Jii-chan get them? Aren't there her's? What's worst was the he had them... HE HAD THEM! How am I suppose to fight Lucy now without her keys! I'm pretty sure that was her main magic, what are we going to do now? Sit down and talk about our feelings.

"I can't you might escape" he said.

That was a low blow Jii-chan, stealing her keys. That's like him taking away my ability to create fire? Lucy and her keys went together like me and my fire. I'm going to tell him that, hopfully that will convinve him to give them back. Uh oh. I smelt something salty and I was pretty sure it wasn't coming from the kitchen.

"Shit, Jii-chan she's about to cry. Give her a key!" I whispered to him.

For once in his life Jii-chan actually listened to me. I felt like I accomplished a lot today. I smiled as Jii-chan pulled off a key... hold on that was just one key, give her all of them.

"I'll give you one. Once I know you won't leave I'll give you the rest" he said.

He walked around me and towards Lucy handing it towards her. Alright so that sounded like a good plan but still. He better have gave her a strong key. Lucy's hand slowly reached out for her key. Once she grasped it, knowing no one was going to take it from her, she crushed it against her chest.

"Natsu lead her to your room" Jii-chan said.

"What do you mean his room! I don't even get my own room!" she yelled.

"Married couples don't sleep in separate rooms. You two will be sleeping together" he said.

I hate you Jii-chan, I hate you so much right now. Did you see that! Lucy even agree's with me and she doesn't even know the real reason! I needed to have a talk with him later but until then might as well show her to my room. Hmm, I wonder if it would be faster if I carried her? Let's see. I walked up to Lucy and picked her up. I started climbing the stairs and carried her to my- our room. Strange, she was surprisingly heavy for such a small girl. I hope Lucy doesn't get lost while she's living here.

I remember when I first got here... yeah this place used to look so big to me back then. Now it's like my back yard, I know where everything is. Well here we were, standing in front of my bedroom door. Now how am I going to do this? Maybe if I just... I maneuvered holding Lucy mainly on my right hand so I could turn the handle with my left. It just dawned on me I forgot to clean up my room last night. It wasn't that bad though, my clothes were just on the floor... everywhere.

"This is my room well I guess our room" I told her picking up my dirty clothes. I put them in my laundry hamper, when I turned back to face Lucy something was wrong with her. I took a few steps towards her.

"Hey are you okay?" I asked touching her shoulder.

"DONT TOUCH ME! You just bought me how do you think I am!" She yelled slapping my hand away.

Tears started to fall out her eyes. Uh oh, I couldn't handle tears, I didn't like them. Not only did they small bad, they taste bad too and usually meant that the person crying the tears was sad. I looked away from Lucy. Damn Jii-chan if he would have just given her, her keys maybe I wouldn't be stuck in this. It was now or never.

"Erza and Gray will bring your things up later, just get comfortable for now. I'll come get you when dinner is ready" I said leaving the room.

I had nothing to worry about thanks to Jii-chan's spell cast thing, now to find him. I followed my nose and learned he was in his private study. Perfect, now I could yell at him all I want without any distrubtions. I showed my sign to the computer then walked into his study.

"Natsu? Why are you here? Shouldn't you be with Lucy?" Jii-chan asked me.

"She hates me. She's crying in my room at this moment. Give me her keys so she can be happy" I told him.

Jii-chan glared. "Why is she crying? You should be up there comforting her!" he yelled.

"Did you not just hear me! She hates me! She's crying because of me! Another thing how could you take her keys! Lucy and her keys go together like me and my fire! How are we suppose to battle now? Give them back to her" I yelled back at him.

"She's not a play mate Natsu she's your wife"

"Apparently she's not that either! Give her the keys back Jii-chan, I can't handle women crying"

"No, if she has all her key's she'll be able to escape end of discussion Natsu" he said.

"What am I suppose to do! I didn't sign up for this" I yelled. Well technically I had but still, I didn't agree to fake marry a cry baby.

"Befriend her Natsu, for now just pretend she's a new friend. Make her like you and she'll stop crying. Make her like Fairy Tail then she'll be happy" he responded.

"You make it sound so easy!" I yelled.

"Make it easy Natsu, it's day one and you've already complaining when you should be watching your wife" he yelled.

"She's locked up in my room, no worries" I said waving a hand at him.

"Try being her friend first Natsu, that's my only advice... AND DON'T SCREW THIS UP!" Jii-chan yelled.

This was getting me nowhere, and I knew I wasn't going to win against the key argument. I rose from my seat and walked out.

"Don't forget, your in love with her" Jii-chan called when I left.

Love... Dragon's didn't need love they needed meat. Meat did sound good right about now but dinner wouldn't be ready until another hour or so. I guess I'll kill time by training, I'm sure Lucy will be fine.

BlackLynx17: Okay so it was a semi-long chapter, that was good. I hope you enjoyed it, please review.