Ok this story kind of begins in the middle of chapther 34 in Hp and the DH ok? Its just a funny little "outtake" if you wil and it sucks but just read. Maybe you'll think its funny as well.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter or anything else that might be contain in this story so stop throwing hideous purses at me and read!

" Anyways all weird circumstances aside, Potter I have two words for you: John Cena"

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

"Really Voldy? Thats all you can come up with? Some stupid WWE Wrestler that could be blown to peices with one flick of my wrist? Come on VOLDY!!!! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!!!!!" Harry ranted as Yaxley came out of nowere and tip toed over to Lord Voldemort wearing a bright purple tutu and ballet flats.

" Excuse me Lord V. but there have been some problems, see we couldn't get John Cena he wanted to much money." Yaxley wimpered.

"THEN WHO DO WE HAVE TUTU BOY!!!!!!?????" Lord V. yelled at him.

" Well the other people and I thought that since we didn't have John Cena you would get up the courage to kill Potter yourself?" Yaxley half laughed.

" Thats the stupidest damn thing I've ever heard!! Me actually do somehting esides dance, and threaten people when every one knew that it was never me behind this master plan but that sicko Snape who I had to pretend to kill because Potter was right there and I didn't want to I never wanted to do any of this!!! It isn't my fault mommy!!! It isn't my fault !!! It isn't !!! Stop yelling at me please!!!! I HA-"

"GOOD LORD STOP ALL THIS HORRIBLE BICKERING AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!!!!! MY BLASTED FEET ARE COLD AND I WANT TO GO HOME!!Lord V. Stop telling yourself lies and just kill him!! Harry Potter is fast asleep on the ground.He'll be an easy kill." Lucius snapped huggin his shoulders.

" Fine fine fine!! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!! Now Harry Potter is asleep I say that we all take turns jumping over him and making funny faces then on the count of three we tickle him till he turns blue!!!! What do yoiu guys think?" LordV. suggested, creating some balloons for each of hem to hold.

" I get the pink one beacuse it makes my hair look just totally fabulous!!!" he smiled hugging the balloon.

As Voldemort continued to hug his beloved balloon, Harry slowly opened his eyes and tried to crawl away from the peculiar group. Sadly he didn't get very far.

"Harry were do you think you are going? Especially in that outfit!! Before I kill you we are going shopping!! Minions, fetch me my mall I want to take him into Dillards!!"

Ok I know this story sounds really stupid BUT my friends and I read the seventh book and thought that this would be hilarious to write. so here it is no harry is not gay we just found it funny to put him in semi drag. so if you liked it review if you didnt like it review I dont care just review so I no what 2 do!!!! And sadly I have no beta so in need of one !!! Please excuse any mistakes I'm very very sorry! Thnx for reading!!