This is in the 'white haired' man's point of view. It's really confusing since I wrote this chapter before I wrote the first chapter. Whoops, so if you don't like, I truely do apologize. I understand why you don't like it.

IT'S IN KAIDA ARISU'S POINT OF VIEW!!

--She's one of the white haired man's followers. I thought it'd be more interesting if I put it this way.

Her appearance will be revealed later. **Arisu is english for Alice**

If I Smack You, Will You Remember?

If I Smack You, Will You Remember? © Megumi Yunai

Bleach © Kubo Tite

Opening Style © B a y o- B a y o

CHAPTER TWO: Fallen For the Killer

"Killua…," I whispered when I entered the Rukongai bar.

The tall, spiky white haired man was slouched over the bar table… drunk? That was strange, he rarely drank.

He wore a loose black tank top with a white "Jenchu" sign painted all over and wore incredibly skinny black jean-like pants that had straps dangling from the pockets. His accessories consisted of a silver spiked bracelet and black gloves that covered his fingers half way; they wear assassin gloves.

"Geez… what am I going to do with you, Killua?" I sighed as I poked his head, testing to see if he was still alive.

He half opened his eyes, revealing a terrifying electric blue color. Then he groaned… and yawned at the same time…

Ok… at least I know he isn't dead now.

"I leave you for half an hour and this is what you do to?"

"Kaida?" he mumbled into his arm, burying his face even further into his sleeve, as if he was trying to avoid me…

No really, it had only been half an hour… maybe less since I left this idiotic assassin here to wait. By god, I didn't even give him money! How on Soul Society does he manage to buy sake?

Then, out of the bloom, Killua smiled. "Today's the day, Kaida… we're going to Seireitei for revenge. I'm going to get my brother back."

I scowled. "How do you always know the news before me? All you did was sit in a bar, I actually had to go look for the boss."

He grinned sheepishly now. "I have spies in high places. They stalk you for me. Besides, I was the one who attacked those shinigami that came to us."

"That man...," I recalled," That man with the long, white hair... was he your brother?"

Killua shook his head. "No. Hair color was the same, but... it's not him."

"Psh, you don't even know what he looks like."

"So? I have a brother's intitution."

I sighed. As adorable Killua was… he was still the most foul mouthed and the insane person I know.

…

You know? He really is insane.

I mean, why else would he join forces with Kratos, the outcast of the Rukongai, and create a band of mercenaries to try and destroy Soul Society to get his brother. Oh, and he doesn't know what his brother looks like either.

Why did I join Mr. Insane? Why did I, me, the weak infant gone assassin girl, join with Killua?

Simple, I have a grudge against Soul Society as well.

And… Killua was the perfect person to follow.

Well, sure, you couldn't ever see that if you judge it by his appearance… the snowy white mane and the electric blue eyes. He could easily be mistaken for a sweet, gentle, and peaceful person…

And boy… he is nothing like what he looks like.

He's a demonic, perverse, idiotic, stupid, monstrous, insane, moronic, lazy, perverted, cheap, lying, disrespectful, rude, untrustworthy, dishonest, and lying bastard. Even hell was too scared to take him in.

Ok, maybe Killua wasn't that bad… ok, yes he is… but he has a couple good sides to him… or maybe not. It's not possible to be observant when you're around Killua… even his name freaks me out. Kill-ua. What? If he had a nickname, would it be Kill-chan? Yeah, that is never going to catch on…

No matter what I say, I really do like Killua. I desperately depended on his assassin skills and his mercy. Still, Killua was still a jerk.

"Kaida…" he suddenly groaned.

That caught my attention. I leaned forward so I could see his angelic face.

"What is it, Killua?" I whispered back softly and stroked his snowy locks.

He looked up at me and blinked. "Will you really fight with me, Kaida-san?"

Pessh, 'Kaida-san?' When did this womanizer ever use honorifics? And he used to call me an 'overgrown infant' or 'unsexy mama.'

"It's no big deal, Killua. If I die, there are no strings attached to you. You're still clean."

Killua smirked," I'm clean? That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard. Don't you have any clue how many people I've killed?"

I shrugged. This was no longer a surprise. My 5 years with Killua told me so.

"You can't help it. You're name is Killua."

Killua grinned. And ouch, did that hurt. It was like light shined off his teeth… and I could have sworn his face was sparkling.

"Kaida… you really are something." He laughed.

I could feel my blush, it gave me goose bumps. Argh, stupid womanizer, stop patronizing me already.

Besides, everyone in the Rukongai district knew that Killua Lyte was 'together' with Naomi Hoshina, it was obvious. She was the beauty and he was the beast. There was no room for me, a girl that had a regular hair color, black, unlike Killua. Though I don't think that matters…

"Just hurry up and get up, lazy bum. Go say bye to Naomi-san before you leave."

He shot a puzzled look at me. "Naomi? Why?"

A vein popped in my head. "Maybe since you hang out with her everyday and hold her hand like you two are married!!"

"Because she's your girl." I replied simply, instead of shouting my head off at him… like I was about to… whoops.

Killua seemed really confused now. "Naomi? Why is she-"

"Bah! Never mind! I don't know why I get myself involved with a womanizer like you!"

Killua smirked as he leaned toward my flushed face. "Oooo, I see how it is. I see jealousy don't I, Kaida?"

I glared at him… with a flushed face that gave me away. Damn, the tomato face!! I could have fooled him otherwise.

"I never knew you liked me." He teased.

"T-That's cause I don't."

"Then why are you blushing?"

Argh. Damn the stupid assassin for enjoying my embarrassment. Damn him to the deepest pit of hell… no, damn him to a pit deeper than the deepest pit of hell!

He grinned. "Don't worry, Kaida-chan. I choose you over Naomi; you're my faithful subordinate after all."

I gave him another death glare before turned around, having the intention to walk away…

Until he grabbed my hand… great… more embarrassment….

He looked a slight bit more serious when I saw him this time. His electric blue orbs had no hint of humor in them this time.

"I truly apologize, Kaida. I cannot love you right now. We are… assassins. Once this whole thing is over, I'll come look for you."

Gah, this dude was annoying.

"I'm not in love with you, ok? There's no way I'd like a perverted, selfish, and womanizing, jerk like you, Killua! Don't think I'm like the other girls that fall for you."

It wasn't until I finally escaped Killua's steel grasp and ran out of the room till I realized…

I am one of 'those' girls that have fallen for Killua…