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Chapter Two : Emmett's Dare
Previously:
BPOV
"Alright so since Bella is a noob at this, she should go first," Emmett said with a grin. Oh hell no, he did not just call me a noob! He did. "Okay Emmett, Truth OR Dare?" I said evilly. I'll show him.
EPOV
Pfft. Seriously. This human thinks she can really scare me. Well she's dumb. Edward growled at me, quiet enough so Bella couldn't hear. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD. I scream to him. To make sure he does, I start thinking about last night with Rose. He showed me a face of disgust, and I smiled triumphantly. "Helllo! Emmett! Truth or Dare?" Bella yelled. I smiled wide, and challenged her with my eyes. "Dare. Give me your best shot." Bella narrowed her eyes to think. All of a sudden, Alice burst out in laughter, as did Edward. "Bella! That dare is PERFECT!" Alice squealed. Edward agreed. Stupid mind reader AND future seeker. Edward grinned.
"Alright Emmett, my dare to you is to dress up in Rosalie's clothes, with a wig, go on the street of Seattle and hit on every old guy that you see. How's that for a noob?" Bella. Was. EVIL. Everyone started to crack up except me and Rose. "BELLA! Why the hell did you dare him to do that? NOW HE'S GOING TO RIP MY CLOTHES!" Rose screamed while growling at Bella. Bella cringed back into Edward. Jasper finally spoke up, "Rose, back off. She didn't do it to intentionally target you. Not everything is about you." Bella was in shock, but still managed to thank Jasper. He smiled, and said, "Yah welcome ma'am," in his cheesiest southern drawl yet. Edward chuckled at me. Rose was seething in anger, but she said nothing else. "Why do you hate me Bella?" I asked in sadness of having to do the dare.
"'Cause you called me a noob," was her answer. I sighed and went upstairs to start getting dressed. Might as well go sexy with this one. I grabbed a sparkly red dress with some seven inch stiletto heels (silver straps), and a black wig. I put this on quickly with some blood red lipstick and walked downstairs in anger. Everyone almost died (again, not counting Bella), laughing. I waited for them to stop. Jasper barely recovered and said, "Looking sexy, Em." I narrowed my eyes at him. "Thanks Jazz, I'll return this to your closet and dresser as soon as I'm done with it," I growled sarcastically. Everyone started to laugh again. Annoying idiots. "Let's go guys," Bella choked out. We all head outside and piled into my Jeep.
Twenty minutes later we were in Seattle. THERE WERE TONS OF OLD PEOPLE HERE FOR SOME WEIRD REASON! I looked to Edward for an explanation. FAST. He laughed and said, "Today is 'Senior Citizen's Day,' so Bella picked a great dare." Bella blushed and kissed his lips lightly. I groaned and parked the car. We all got out and I started my dare. Alice, of course brought a video camera. I sighed. I spotted the first old man. He was very thin and fragile looking with a long white beard and glasses. He kind of looked like Santa but not fat. I stalked closer to him, hoping not to give him a heart attack. He looked at me in disgust.
"Hey big daddy, want to come to my place tonight?" I asked seductively. The gang was giggling like little girls and the man was shocked and disgusted. "Young man, I do not want to go to your place tonight! I suggest you go away or I shall burn you to the ground! DOWN WITH THE GAYS!" (A/N: I am not homophobic. I love all gays, bisexuals, and lesbians. :] Carry on. ) The old man yelled. I gasped in mock horror and walked away. The whole group was holding onto their sides, howling with laughter. "One down, a whole lot more to go, Em!" Edward shouted. I rushed away from him to find another elderly man. He was fat, like really fat, small eyes, gray hair, a goatee, and a freckled face. I walked over to him and forced a sexy smirk. The man blushed. Uhm…What the shit? Is he gay? I looked to Edward for some kind of reassurance but he threw his head back and laughed. Great. This dude was gay. I growled angrily (too low for him to hear). I continued to flirt. "Hey man, what your name?" I asked the old guy, while batting my eyelashes. He giggled, and stuttered out, "Henry. What's yours young man?"
"Emmett," I answered simply. He smiled and blushed again. I sighed and just walked away. Everyone took great satisfaction on what just happened. "C'mon, can we just finish and go home?" They all nodded and said yes at all different times.
Three hours of flirting with old crusty men later, we finally were in the car driving home. I ran out the car, inhuman speed, and took of these horrible clothes and girly makeup. I put on some MAN clothes, and went downstairs. I looked at the time, 9:46 p.m. Bella was yawning and Edward was holding her bridal style. "Hey, Em? Can we finish this tomorrow, Bella is really tired," Edward whispered. I smiled and nodded. More time to think of my dare for him tomorrow. Edward slightly widened his eyes before he headed out the door. Alice smiled and went upstairs with Jasper, hand in hand. Rosalie creeped over to me suggestively. I raised my eyebrow. "Want to see me try on that black wig?" She asked in a whisper in my ear. I smiled and lifted her into the bedroom.
The next morning, Bella was over with Edward again. Everyone greeted her and immediately got ready for the game. I stole a glance at Edward. He looked nervous. He should be. Haha. Yeah that's right Eddie. Be afraid. He glared at me in anger with a 'just-get-on-with-it' look. So I did. "Eddie boy, Truth OR Dare?"
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