When Elmo got home from the hospital from all his bones being broken., he walked up the steps and entered his house. He was shocked to see the walls covered in poop, and passed out people in the living room. He looked over and screamed because Dorothy's bowl was filled with soda. Elmo was furious just then, he heard screaming In the other room. He opened the door and saw Big Bird tied up on the bed screaming. Big Bird said he was lying on the bed for days, trapped there because someone tied him up when he passed out when they threw a party, "A party!" Elmo screamed.
He stormed out of the room steaming, "Elmo come back!", screamed BigBird. He left the house, he walked down a path, just then he saw Cookie Monster being suspicious In an alley way. Elmo followed him, he stopped in front of a bunch of hooligans, wait Elmo thought, those are the gangsters from before. Elmo hid behind a dumpster he looked over the dumpster and saw the gangster give CookieMonster a little baggie of...cookie dough! I thought CookieMonster went to rehab years ago. Wait a second Cookie Monster's not even paying for It, oh god he pulled out a gun and shot the gangsters.
Elmo turned around and ran home, he was sick and tired of his bad luck. When he got home he yelled at everyone to get out, he started to clean up the house,then he saw something shiny, barely visible under a couch cushion. He picked it up it was penny from year 1, he jumped for joy,"Maybe my bad luck has turned around for once!", Elmo shouted. The next day he went an appraiser, Elmo handed the penny to him, the man looked at him like this was a joke."This is obviously fake,look at the back it says made in China and its plastic." Elmo looked at the man and screamed every bad word you could think stormed out of the building, raging down the street possibly running over small children in a blind rage.
Then Elmo tripped on crack and stumbled into his house,it was getting late so he decide to go to bed.