Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does…
Month Two
Akito's Point of View
"I'M WHAT?" Infront of me stands the ever-so-emotionless Hatori, who has the nerve to tell me I'm pregnant and even more, daring enough to tell me the offspring's father is my bastard of a husband, Shigure!
"You. Are. Pregnant. "
"RWAR!"
Shigure's Point of View (Still Month Two)
"AHHHH!"
"Huh? OW!" I had heard a scream and turned around only to be punched in the face and fall into Aaya. "What was that for?" I whined clutching my now bloody nose.
"I'M PREGNANT AND IT'S YOUR BASTARD SPERMS FAULT! I WILL KILL YOU, YOUR BLOOD RAINING DOWN IN TORRENTS, YOUR FLESH BURNING TO A CRISP!"
"Congradulations, Akito-san I'm so happy for you two!" Oh, sweet Tohru.
"Shut up stupid girl, I bet you don't even know how babys are created!"
"Yea, I will start desighning the childs clothes now!" Yes make its dresses tiny.
"Shut up snake, you don't even know what sex it is yet!"
"Which is what you to did!" Hiro, do you like anyone?
"Stupid dog probably raped her."
"Kyo, why must you accuse me of such awful things?" Let the fake tears fall.
"Poor child, having them two as parents..."
"Yuki I'm insulted! ...Again!" Ha ha, Kureno's sulking in the corner!
BAM!
"OW, Aki why did you hit me with a vaccum cleaner!" Ow, that hurt...
"I'M MAD!" Ooh, Aki's seething.
" I thought hormones and pissyness started later..." I did too Haru...
"I think Akito's just naturally like this..." Momiji your not really helping...
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
So the 'happy' couple ran out the door back to their house, one whacking the other with a vaccum cleaner.
The Next Morning
Akito's Point of View
Ugh! It's SEVEN in the MORNING, I have to PUKE and I'm to lazy to get up!
"BLEH!"
"AHHHH!"
Proble solved; puke on the husband next to you.
And so month two continued... not so happily in Shigure's case.
Author's Note: Sorry that was a bit lame, nut I hope you enjoyed. Will get more interesting as the eggects increase, hahaha! - With Love like Akito's, Shh - My Pen Name Is Pen Name