in jail
Madea: lord have mercy
Tiny: shut it old lady
Madea: who the hell is you taking to
Tiny: you old lady
Madea: look you better get up out of my face bout to bust a cap on you, noby playing with you
Tiny: look old lady i'll whup you down
Madea: now im to old to be dealing with people like you don't make a black women take off her ear rings cause hn
Tiny: try it B----- -touches her-
Madea: did you touch me did you just put your hands on me did you just put you hands on me ?!!!
Tiny: wha wha AHH AH AH AHHH
Madea grabed tiny then mega droped Tiny the threw her agasint the wall thing body punch her in the rib 4 times. then Keened her in the belly twice then just B------ slaped her in her head "you done lost her mine" body punched her agin rapdly then gave her rapid hard pimp slapes and B------ faster and did the "crazy". (it when you rapidly smack the target and puch them like a rapib animal) "hell puting yo hands on me like that done lost your mind" tiny was agsint the wall terrified and painfullly Parralized. "you don't know me" Smacked her head again "you don't know me !" Tiny gahetr up her little courage she had and tried to push Madea back but she could'nt, she was huge hard to get by Madea put her back againt the wall the wall cracked. Madea held her neck with such power and force then and pushed tiny down "SIT DOWN" Madea yelled "huh you move when i tell you to puppy" "hey hey hey stop" the sercirty graud was to afraid to approuch after seeing what happen Madea let go "puting yo hands on me !" Madea exited her cell and left the toughest wome in that prison on the floor petrified and nearly dead from that ass whupping.
Madea exited and went to the lunch room leaving stuned women with there months open with shocked and the grauds mentally saying 'don't mess with that women'
Lunch room
Madea: lord have mercy what the hell is you doing
Hinariro: oh old lady im sorry i forgot that you so old that you move slower then a snail
Madea: what the He-
Sercurity 1: hey hey miss Mable we already had a hard time cleaning up tiny mess that you did don't beat up a 16 year old gril
Madea: this gril 16 years old what the hell she do drop out,Prosutuion,Con artist
Hinaro: old lady stay out my beniase
Madea: what the hell -get ready to run-
Sercurity 1: -stops Madea- don't kill the gril
Madea: you better stop her she don't know who the hell she talking to 16 year old 18 years old or evan 12 no child is going to speak to me like that say something else SMART!
Hinaro: im not plaing old hag! i'll whup a old women
Madea: what hell -throws Sercurity graud agasint wall-
Hinaro: damn
Madea: Little gril
Hinaro: i'll whup you before the policecome back over here lke 23 minutes
Madea: okay that gives me 22 to beat the hell out of you
Hinaro: oh you think i know Bok chou
Madea: and i know whup your ass !
Hinaro: pow pow chung ya yo
Madea: no no come what the hell is your probmle you don't know me im from the projects
Madea went into her denfensive Kirate posention Hinaro jump then did a fly kick Madea Grabed the leg and flinged her to the floor like a 4 oz teddy bear Hinaro suufered Great damge from the Impact but mange to stay consience and used her other legs to sweep Madea feet but Madea easliy doged by back flipping and doing a serise of acrobated flips. she hit the wall with her feet the lauged her self at her like a cannon ball Hinaro was caught with surpirse she froze and sudenly just actomacliy her hand lifted Madea let her hand touch the ground and her propell like a Pinwheel Hiting Hinaro in the Smoagh she gasp in Pain as she Coughed out blood Madea fliped back and in the midle of landing and then landed. "come on ho you know bok chou come on" Madea said boucing up and down. Madea ran to her Hinaro try to kick her away but failed Madea again Grabed her foot Madea used a Ton kwun dou Move and twised t her right her foot prceded with blinding Speed Hinaro passed out, but reganed conseice, she refused to lose.Madea then proceded to do a Kirate move a chop then span around and allowed her Hand to sliced her arm and disable it,Hinaro arm was paralized,then Madea just madea a plus with her arm while proceding her right arm going side ways slaping Hinaros face knocking her out K.O the her left arm coming down quick doing massive damge to the face the her last move span to her back and hand in a sfuted togather from (you fingers all togther and out like that) holding her neck then Madea released her Hinaro fell to the ground.
Madea: that it i was only using my Kirtae mosly and a little Ton kwun do if only my Kung fu you woukd have been lying in yo own pool of blood Talking to me that way hm and what do you know it only been 8 minutes
In the hospital
Nurse: uh what happened this gril did she get beat up!
Madea: uh she fell down the steps a whole lot of steps to the basement.
Nurse: okay ?!?
Madea: well im outa here
Sercurity 1: miss mable you got a- HOLY SH-- Miss mable did'nt i tell you not too Beat that gril up
Madea: what makes you i did it !
Sercurity: ... you got a visertor
Madea: oh glory
Jiraya: Madea you alright
Madea: of course i am what these people gonna do to me
Marcellus: being stuck in here with Abu black op level Killers uhh duh
Madea: --' uh no i whup there ass top to bottom
Jiraya: well okay were here to Holy Sh-- that a hot babe,
Marcellus: --'
Madea:-( Dumb ass Perverted Basterd
Jiraya: uh uh i-i-i were here to bail you out how much is it
Marcellus: yeah how much
Madea: $ 2,000
Jiraya: holy crap heh i can't pay that well see in 3 years Madea
Marcellus: give me that check book you got excautly 14 zeros here all that Money you cheap shap son of a B----
Madea: -smacks head-
Marcellus: ah wha wha Madea
Madea: stop cussing !
Marcellus: ahh shh Well sercurty heres the Money
OUTSIDE
HOKAGE OFFESE
Madea: yes yes i know about the Sannin reunion im not going
Naruto: WHAT !!!
Madea: -prepares to run-
Jiraya: -hold her-
Madea: ya'll better hold me if he yell one more time he'll be gone he gonna meet his maker you gonna meet your Father
Naruto: TT.TT why you all gota keep bring that up I MEA YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON SOME ONE AN-
Madea: the the hell is you talking to no no come back over here from behind the desk who is you talking to who the hell is you hollering AT !
Tsunade: madea clam down !
Madea: better get him Tsunade i was about go back to jail for Child Murder
Marcellus: ...
Jiraya: ...
Tsunade: tell us why won't you go don't you want to see Orochimaru
Madea: do you wan't Orochimaru to get killed
Jiraya: were just sayin Madea it would help us save him from the Darkness with you wrods of...uih words of
Marcellus: wisdom
Jiraya: yeah and it would help for my book with all the grils in the Bathroom and the big colossal Boobs and they'll give a blow j-
Tsunade: -Punches jiraya in the face- shut up!
Jiraya: uuh hey im just saying that if she there it will help Orochimaru-
Tsunade: -Lauges her self at Him- Shut up already your not helping you Perverted FOOL your so Annoying sometimes! Shut up already !
(they were in that fight dust cloud)
Madea: yeah haha ha heh heh You get him Tsunade
Naruto: O.O'''
Marcellus: O.O
Abu 1: lady tsunade calm down Master Madea please just come to the Sannin reunion so you can help Orochimaru and then the sound and Leaf will be at peace with eachother
Naruto: yeah and Sasuke can come back
Madea: alright alright just back the hell up
Marcellus: YAY!
Sound VILAGE
Kabuto: lord Orochimaru the Sanin reunion are you going to see Madea,Tsunade and Jiraya again
Orochimaru: ...
Kabuto: what about you Sasuke Naruto will be there so will your other old team mate
Sasuke: hn probmliy not there no power i will gain in it so no i can hardly get a damn who will be there as long as i get my power gets me closer to my goal.
Kabuto: same as always
Orochimaru: yes i will go do not dispach any of the sound 4 i won't try to destroy the vilage i'll leave that for later perhaps...
Kabuto: okay then what shall you wear they'll let you both in
Sasuke: Both ?
Orochimaru: im taking you
Sasuke: ...
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