Author's note: Forgot to mention that each conversation takes place between a particular doctor and a curious patient.
"Why does Doctor House insist on using only last names?"
"I have no idea."
"You wouldn't even hazard a guess?"
"Well, I've never understood the man myself."
"But you work together."
"That depends on your definition of 'together'."
A strange look.
"Gaining insights into an insane mind isn't a personal hobby of mine."
"So... you think he's insane?"
"He certainly does insane things."
"Some would say that makes you insane for hiring him."
"I'm sure the 'some' that he's treated would think differently."
"You feel that your actions are justified, then."
"In all my time here, I've never regretted it."