I'm back

But I forgot to mention that I don't own any of the Naruto characters, or establishments but if I did….( goes into flashback )…….I'd need a whole lot of bears. (I needed a random comment like they do on scrubs, wait, I don't own that either T.T)

"I know" sad Sasuke "My fan girls I can give you SOME!"

Naruto looked over a list of Sasuke's fan girls but decide that "ain't none of the hot" (Thanks t-pain). After the emo had left Sasuke, his fan girls were there but less devoted and let's just say they let themselves go.

"Oh well, Sakura it is or do you want to take your chances with Ninja-Girl # 5 !?!" smirked Sasuke.

"Don't even joke about that man, once I dated Ninja-Girl # 2, ughhh "shuddered Naruto

"I bet none of the main girls looked this good!" said Ninja- Girl # 5 in a bikini.

Uzumaki and Uchiha were unfazed.

"Hey guys, Party at Sakura's" yelled Hinata running by in a Lavender Tankini and Short shorts.

Drool came streaming out of the two boys mouths as they slowly took of there pants to reveal swimming trunks (not boxers of the briefs). They raced after Hinata.

"Hey Emo, Why are you running?!?!"

When the two orphans reach the Haruno gate (remember no parents) there was a HUGE sigh that said "Main Characters Only" and under that is said "If You Starred in More That 5 Episodes Your in" and under that is said "Sagas don't count."

Naruto knocked on the fence door only to have Sakura answer the door, 'Hey guys come in!"

"Ugh, my eyes!!!!!" screamed Naruto

"Damn!" said Sasuke as he looked away in disgust.

The two horrified suckers entered the yard in amazement to see a huge classic backyard pool party scene, except for the fungus we call Sakura sledging around (me no like sakura). Choji was flipping burgers (WITH CRACK, kidding). Shikamaru was loafing on the lawn chairs. Ino was doing cannonballs into the pool (I don't see how when she weighs like only five pounds). Kiba was racing Akamaru, and losing. Shino was sitting on the edge with his feet in the water. For some reason the Sand triplets were there and Temari was fanning herself and Kankuro was just there. Gaara was listening to some emo music on his Shikaku brand mp3 player. Hinata was gracefully glowing in the pool. Her long indigo hair into a high ponytail, and here denim Daisy Dukes (don't own that either) were replaced with bikini bottoms. Drool. (Where did you think all the water came from.)? Naruto and Sasuke were clearly staring, as was every other rookie nine guys. Naruto realized that he had a chance with the white-eyed beauty, jumped into the pool and approached her but all he could think was "dang she's hot."

With the feeling of people watching her, Hinata instantly reddened, but that was all over when Naruto approached her. "Hey Naruto" said Hinata