Over 1 year later (because I took too damn long to update this piece of crap), Rey, Sniji, and Kworaru were at the bass were their Evanjellyons were locate.
"We hafto get into teh Evas and sav Tokyo-3!" said Kaoru angrily. "Only den can we save AOSKA"
"I agree!" sed Ray somewat bubily. She den stirped off her cloths and put on her pugsuit wich was really tight and show her nippels and stuff.
"Rey, your the hotness!" her boyfrend Sinji sed as he strated to get a nosbleed.
Soon all of the three of teh pliats had on they're plugsuites and were inside of the Evangelions. There entry plugs soon filled with Tang and dey all went "Yum" becuze Tang is friggin good.
"redy for lunch!" sed me-saw-toe as teh evas lanched into the surfase of Tokio-3. When dey got ups there, they were fase-to-fase with a lrage mass of ANGLE.
Teh angle lunched froward nda sent out a tentpole wich perced unit-zero.
"aaaaah!" ayanomi scremed as her eva begun to dislove away.
"AYANAMI!" scremed her boyfreind Shinjo who den strated to shoten his palette gun at teh angle who RURED in pane and terrar.
"KEEP FIREING!" Kwotru sed to Shingi. And dat is what Siji did until the Angle blew up all ovar Tokeeou-3.
"Wel were's Aosuka?" aked Rey woriedlike.
"oh, she was the angle and now shes ded." sed Kworu.
"What!?" Shonjo cryed out. "Wat has I don? I hav killed AUSKA!" He begun to cry tears of sad.
"Dont worry shinji." Rai comfroted him. "Aoskua suked and Im teh hotness, remember?"
"Your rite. I shood stop cry." and he did.
Then teh three pialots begun to go bak to Nerv HQ nd continu work witout Aosuka.