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"Don't hate on me just because you didn't get bit by a radioactive bat and transformed into an awesome vampire superhero," Jake rambled, making shit up as he struggled to pull up briefs that half-hardheartedly covered his ass. Edward rolled his eyes as he pushed his glasses up his nose. The thick black frames stood out against his pale skin, but he had to wear them.
"Oh my God!"
Jake and Edward both turned toward the sound of a high-pitched scream coming from the table behind them. Edward's heart started racing as he prepared to spring into action.
A/N: Oh mah GAWD! Cliches are HARD sometimes. *that's what he said*
I can guarantee only a few things...this is going to require a 'no reading while eating' warning and at some point someone is going to puke.
We love each and every one of you joining us on this crazy ride!
MWAH!
Mother Russett (MR) aka Kitkat