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Dear FanFiction Writers,
My hair is greasy, yes, I have accepted it. It is not raven-black soft slick hair that is soft as a feather.
Sincerely, Severus Snape.
P.S. If you want to trade hair-care tips please direct your owls to Lucius Malfoy instead.