THNX 4 THE REVIEWS , I PROBALLY SHUDA UPDATED THIS SOONA BUT IM A LAZY BITCH WITH UTHA STORIES 2 UPDATE 2 , U SHUD CHECK 'EM OUT ! IF U LIKE THIS U MIGHT LIKE EMMETTS IDEA: A TWILIGHT TRUTH OR DARE!

STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT !

WHO WANTS TO BE A VAMPINARE ?

EMMETTS POV

I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SMART , I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE ELSE SAYS I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB . I PUT ON A TUX WHICH WAS SPLATTED IN BLOOD , I PUT IN FAKE FANGS AND PUT ON A BLACK , VELVERT CAPE WITH A RED INSIDE ON AND PICKED UP A MICROPHONE !

"Emmett let's start , Jacob will film it ." Jasper said . He , Carlisle and Edward will be todays contest's. Jacob hit record and I entered the stage that my family and I built . Jazz , Eddy and Carlisle sat behind this big lighty-up desk thing . "Hello , I am Emmett Cullen and your some poor sucker who has to endure watching this ridiculous idea of a game show but please , continue watching !"

"We – The Olympic coven – better known as the Cullen coven , have decided to amuse you all by creating a vampire game show , only to be shown to vampires , let me explain the rules !"

"The rules are :

You must never cheat ! If you are wondering about Edward's ability to read minds then we also have a shield in the family so no further questioning on that .

You must obey every rule , every physical challenge and answer every question whether the answer is wrong or not .

If you're in a coven , you MUST play the coven round .

If you're not in a coven you MUST play the rounds given and MUST not pretend to be in someone's coven , we do have a mind reader in the family , if you play when you're not in a coven and then you join a coven and that coven play on the game show after you've joined you may not participate again ."

"Here Is the purpose of the game : To amuse ourselves and make others feel bad about themselves , as well as humiliate others ! Only joking , your responsible for your own actions . The point of this game is to win blood for yourself and your coven , it saves you the hassle of hunting , every point is worth 50 blood bags . If you reach a million blood bags then you win a million blood bags , 50'000 pound/dollar/euro/yen or the currency from your country . You may spend that money in a destination of your choice , the cost of your vacation provided by us ."

"I will now explain what you will do in the game : There will be three to six consents , first round will be multiple choice – you'll be asked questions like : Who is the oldest Aro , Marcus or Caius – you'll be given three options to choose from . Round 2 , will be a physical challenge , with or without using vampire speed (we'll decide , depending on what mood were in) you will have to dress a parrot in a tux or something . Round 3 , will depend weather you're in a coven , if you ARE in a coven , then you'll be asked embarrassing questions how old was your coven leader when he/she lost her virginity ? If you're NOT in a coven you'll be asked to estimate things like do you think Sulicipa (Aro's wife )has ever given Aro a blowjob before ? And Edward will know the answer from reading his mind , he'll be like our computer for this game show . "

After this commercial break we will play the game .

Commercial break: Emmett appeared on the screen dressed as an old lady, standing at a bus shelter alone waiting for the bus . Jasper (dressed in a vampire cape and fangs ) was about to bite him/her . Emmett/granny turned around and hit Jasper with her purse . "Does this always happen to you ?" Rosalie asked stepping on the screen . "Old grannies attack when you're trying to hunt ? Well it doesn't have to anymore ! Our new product : The granny smacker 2000 , will knock out your granny unconscious whilst you drink her blood ! BUY IT NOW ! " Across the bottom it read : This idea is completely fake and stupid , just tear the stupid bitch apart as it adds to the thrill of the hunt !

Next commercial : In Edward and Bella's cottage , they were lying in bed naked covered in blankets (they had no idea this was going to happen !) Emmett walked in "Hey guys lets wrestle !" Emmett boomed , completely naked and unaware of the cameras (Emmett pulled the blanket off ) Edward sat on Bella covering her body , Edwards grabbed a pillow and covered his cock . "Are you sick of your pervert of a brother walking in on you and your mate whilst or after fucking ? Well try the COCK BLOCKER! The amazing new product that covers your cock whilst you wrestle the guy who walked in on you and get him the fuck out of your house ! THE COCK BLOCKER IS A FLOATING , FABRIC IN THE SHAPE OF A COCK WITH DRAWN ON PUBES ! IT WILL MAGICALY FLY TO YOUR COCK AND NOT FALL OF SO YOU CAN BEAT SOMEONE UP AND THEM WILL NOT SEE YOUR COCK ! ALSO TRY THE ARSE PROTECTOR ! IT WORKS JUST LIKE THE COCK BLCOKER AND WILL COVER YP YOUR ARSE WHISLT YOU KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR DUMBASS MOTHERFCUKING BROTHER! " In very small writing at the bottom it read : This is an incredibly stupid and pointless idea , it is also fake , please buy!

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