[These Naruto Bloopers take place before Sasuke challenges Naruto to fight at the roof of the Hospital. (In other words, these Naruto Bloopers are from episode 108)]
[Take One]
"Action!" Hayato Date, the director of Naruto, ordered.
Instantly, Sasuke's expression became grave as he got into character. He sat in the hospital bed as he waited for Sakura. The pink-haired girl entered the hospital room on cue, aware of the camera rolling, as she carried a bag of apples to Sasuke, plastering a sweet smile on her beautiful face. Naruto followed behind her.
Sakura took a seat in the wooden chair adjacent to Sasuke's bed while Naruto stood behind her, looking over her shoulder at the apples.
"Hi, Sasuke." Sakura greeted, taking an apple out of the brown paper bag. "I got you some apples. You like apples, don't you?"
"Ooohhh, can I get some! I like apples, too!" Naruto exclaimed, putting his hands on Sakura's shoulders as he leaned over her, looking hungrily at the apples.
"Sure, Naruto. Just wait until I give Sasuke his apple." Sakura replied, smiling. Sasuke looked at Sakura through the corners of his eyes, feigning annoyance as he said:
"That's not your line."
Instantly, Sakura's eyes widened as she questioningly looked at Hayato, who tried smothering his chuckling.
"Oh, it isn't?" She gasped, slapping her forehead with her palm. "Aw, man!"
"You were supposed to threaten me, dude!" Naruto laughed, hugging Sakura from behind. Sasuke didn't bother smothering his chuckling.
"Okay, it's not that funny!" Sakura pouted, throwing an apple at Sasuke who caught it with ease. "Here, there's your darn apple!"
"Ooohh, yummy." Sasuke purred, attempting to bite the apple seductively. Sakura's jaw dropped in bafflement.
"You have got to be kidding me! Hayato-San, can you say something?" She complained. Naruto poked his hand into the paper brown bag and took out an apple, attempting to take a seductive bite out of it.
"This is delicious, Sakura." Naruto purred, making laughter escape Hayato's lips. The camera-man zoomed in on Sakura's astonished expression, unable to conceal his own laughter.
"Am I the only mature one here?" Sakura yelled, trying to keep an angry expression on her face. "You guys are so immature!"
"Oh, this apple is so yummy . . ." Sasuke took another bite of his apple. "Hmm, delicious."
"Okay! That's it!" Sakura complained, standing up from her chair, making the paper brown bag fall onto the floor. Apples scattered all over the white-tiled floor, making Naruto and Sasuke nearly choke on their apples due to strong laughter.
"I am not picking those up!" Naruto laughed, pointing at the apples.
"Oh, I paid for those!" Sakura groaned in annoyance. "This is not fair! Cut! Please, Hayato, say cut!"
Hayato had to take a moment to regain his composure in order to say 'cut'. Before the camera-man turned off the camera, Sakura stuck her tongue out at the camera while Naruto and Sasuke continued to laugh at her.
[Take Two]
"Action!"
"Oooh, can I get come- I mean, some! Oh, jeez . . ."
A giggle escaped Sakura's lips as Naruto groaned in annoyance due to the fact he got his line wrong.
"Ah-ha! Who's the one who got their line wrong this time, huh? Oh, yeah!" Sakura cheered, standing up from her seat. Sakura started jumping up and down in excitement, pointing tauntingly at Naruto as she laughed.
"How could you get that sentence wrong?" Sasuke chuckled, falling back on his pillow.
"Hey, I had a minor tongue twister! A minor one, I tell you! A minor one!"
"Cut!"
[Take Three]
"Action!"
"Here, I'll cut it into little pieces so it could be easier to eat." Sakura smiled, cutting the apple she just peeled. Sasuke kept his gaze ahead as if he was focusing on something far off in the distance.
Naruto was on the floor, holding his head which throbbed painfully due to Sakura's relentless punch.
"Ooohhh, the pain!" Naruto moaned, beginning to roll back and forth on the floor. "The pa-a-a-a-aaaaiiiinnnnn!"
Sasuke bit his lip, desperately trying to keep in the laughter that was threatening to break through.
"It hurts! It hurts!" Naruto whimpered, rolling all over the floor like an idiot. One thing was for certain: Naruto was being way too overdramatic.
Sasuke looked at Sakura through the corners of his eyes, pleased to see that she was also trying to keep from laughing by biting the insides of her cheeks. Aware of Sasuke's sight on her, Sakura couldn't help but return Sasuke's gaze. Suddenly, Sasuke and Sakura broke out laughing. Naruto stopped his acting when he saw this.
"What? Why are you guys laughing? You ruined a perfectly good scene!" Naruto complained, looking up at the two laughing friends while he remained laying on the floor. "Hayato, they won't stop playing around!"
"Why are you so annoying?" Sasuke seethed through tightly clenched teeth, trying to lessen his laughter.
Sakura was laughing so hard that she fell out of her seat, making the entire set burst out laughing.
"Cut!"
[Take Four]
"Action!"
"And, there you go!" Sakura smiled, proudly presenting her equally cut pieces of apples to Sasuke. "Now, they'll be easier to eat!"
On cue, Sasuke abruptly smacked the plate of apples out of Sakura's hands. What wasn't supposed to happen was the plate hitting Sakura on the head.
"Ow!" Sakura cried, clutching the area on her head where the plate hit. She began to tremble.
"Are you alright?" Sasuke instantly asked, his tone serious and full of concern. He threw the covers off of him and swung his legs on the edge of the bed, right in front of Sakura. Sasuke practically jumped off of the bed in order to see how Sakura was doing. "Did I just smack a plate onto your head?"
Naruto's jaw dropped, but when he carefully examined Sakura's being, he burst out laughing. This made Sasuke's own jaw drop.
"Why the hell are you laughing?" Sasuke exclaimed as he glared at Naruto, trying to gently take Sakura's hands off of the area where the plate hit her head. "Jesus, I think she's crying! I, uh- please, um, don't cry! I didn't mean it! I-" Sasuke froze in his midsentence when he noticed Sakura wasn't crying. She was laughing.
Sasuke's horrified expression immediately became replaced with devastation as he merely stared at Sakura's hysterically laughing being, unable to comprehend what just happened. Slowly, Sasuke's gaze landed on Naruto, who was rolling all over the floor in laughter.
"Are you freakin' kidding me?" Sasuke groaned in annoyance, scowling at Sakura. "You have betrayed my trust."
"It doesn't hurt, so don't worry!" Sakura laughed, taking hold of Sasuke's hands. "I assure you, I do not have a coma or any brain damage!"
Sakura's words only made Sasuke more irritated and Naruto more hysterical. Sasuke snatched his hands away and stomped off, most likely and utterly embarrassed.
"You guys are complete assholes!" Sasuke yelled, only to have Sakura walk after him.
"Shouldn't you be happy that I didn't get hurt?" She laughed, stopping Sasuke from leaving the set as she hugged him from behind. "Aw, you got scared because you thought you hurt me!"
Naruto ran to them, engulfing his friends into a huge bear hug.
"Catch this on camera! The Sasuke Uchiha just got scared!" Naruto laughed, still holding his two friends despite Sasuke's furious protests.
"Cut!"