"G-Get off of me you bloody wanker!" The room was filled with the partially foul language from a Brit and a lot of laughter. Alfred was definitely in love with Arthur. Well, at least that's what it looked like when Ludwig and Feliciano paid Arthur a visit.
"But Iggy," the spoiled brat whined, "You're so huggable!"
"I'm not a bloody stuffed bear!" The smaller nation attempted to push away his fellow friend.
"Yes you are! That's exactly what you are!"
"Oh, so, now I'm fat?"
"No. You're not fat. Just squishy."
"You git! You are trying to make to make me feel like I'm fat! Well maybe you should cut back on those bloody awful things you call happy meals."
"Hey! They come with apple fries and chocolate milk."
"And how does that sound healthy in anyway?"
"Apples! And milk!"
"And then comes the 'best' part, right?"
"Yeah! And then come the chicken nuggets and the Big Macs and milkshakes. Mmm. Wanna get some?"
"No I don't! I have company over, but feel free to leave my bloody house."
"M'kay! Be back in an hour! See ya!" Alfred left to get some breakfast, leaving the fuming brit. Or was it lunch...
Arthur fixed his white T-Shirt that had the UK's flag on it with the words "Rock will live on!". Ludwig noticed his usually unnoticeable biceps. Since when did Arthur work out?
"I apologize for the... pest. So what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Magic!" Feliciano beamed. Arthur rubbed his hands together and smirked.
"Now we're talking."
"Luddy and I want to have babies, but we can't since we're both male and we can't reproduce. And then I don't want to adopt because I want bambinos of my own and Luddy was all 'I'm not sure about having bambinos. They scare me. Trololol' and then I said 'Don't worry, Luddy, we can ask Arthur for a partition-'"
"Potion."
"Ve...? Oh! That's right. Thanks Luddy. A potion and then we could ask people to help us with raising them. So do you have a potion that could make me pregnant? Like when China had Hong Kong and all?"
Arthur was a speechless, but a little intrigued by the request.
"I don't exactly remember the formula, but I can look for it and attempt to recreate it." He sheepishly scratched the back of his neck.
"Ve! So you can make it for us?"
"Um... Sure?"
"Yay! See, Luddy? All we had to do is ask!" Ludwig thought about how unsure the brit sounded.
"Will it work?" He asked out of the blue.
"Ve?"
"It will, but I'm not sure about any side effects. After all, I did perform this once. Sadly, we didn't have the luxury of paper and a pen back then, so I didn't really write down the effects. And my memory isn't as spectacular as it was nearly 3000 years ago."
"Is there anything else we should know about this potion?"
"Well, I don't exactly remember. Allow me to begin working on the potion. Perhaps, my memories will come back after looking through the pages."
"Ve?" Feliciano raised his hand as if he were in school.
"Yes... Feliciano?"
"I had a question. So, are you and Alfred a couple yet?" The brit stood up and walked away. So much for a gentleman.
"I think we should leave Arthur to himself so he can enjoy some peace and quiet."
"Okay~!"
Ludwig felt a little uncomfortable thinking about raising a child, abandoning him, neglecting him, forcing him to leave, not being affectionate towards him, and yet spoiling him at the same time. Well, let's just hope that their child wasn't going to be as rotten as Alfred.
(A/N) I actually had a few chapters of "That's What You Get" saved on my computer for almost two years. (You can tell that this is old because of the "Trololo" meme reference.) I'll upload what I have and hopefully, if I get the time, I'll upload the chapters to the other stories. I hope you guys haven't missed me too much. (I missed fanfiction a lot.) Thanks for the recent faves and follows! Enjoy the chapter(s)!