Hello! I had some requests from my friends to beat up certain people. Haina, I know you didn't beat up anybody...yet. That will be later. Anyway, to fulfill these requests,this chapter isn't exactly on topic. I just wanted to include some things about their summer and the next chapter will be back to school. So if you don't want to read this, that's fine :)


"What?! Where? No, we can't move away! Ms. Becktia will be so disappointed!" Hermoine blurted out. She was one of Ms. Becktia's best workers, after Serenalia.

I didn't care, so I said nothing.

"We are not moving too far away. Just to somewhere a few blocks from here. We were sick of the neighbors. They were too loud and inconsiderate." Mom said.

"So are we still going to the same school?" I asked. I needed to be with my friends.

"You can, but it will be a little further away." Dad said. I was fine with that.

"Ok." I said, and went upstairs to play computer games.


The summer was awesome for me. I get to sleep at 12 and wake up at 9. Today my friends and I are going to play some snowball at the gym. We had some great games and we were talking at the lockers when some of our classmates came in. It was Joyce, Haina, Courtnia, and Serenalia.

"Well, look who's here." Annoying J remarked.

"Mind your own business." Haina snapped. She got out her ice skates. They were going to the ice rink, which was so boring.

"You're going SKATING?!" Jonabert exclaimed.

"Got a problem with that?" Joyce shot back.

"Ha! Check this out. Joycey is working on her attitude." Jonabert teased. I hoped he knew that Joyce hated people calling her Joycey. If he did know, then he is making a really foolish move since Joyce is known for beating people up. I just remained silent.

"What did you just call me?" Joyce said, obviously angry.

"Joycey. Problem?" Jonabert said confidently.

Joyce then marched over and started punching, kicking, and pinching Jonabert really hard. He immediately realized he went too far and started crying out to us for help. I I stayed out of this because Joyce had hit me once and I was in pain for days. I watched in amazement and slight horror as Joyce hung him on the locker and left him there.

"Next time think about what you say before you say it." She said, relatively cooler. She led her friends out and left the room.

"Wow, just wow." Greenbert said.

"Tsk tsk tsk." Tapbert said again. I get really annoyed whenever he does that. He just does it too often. I helped Hankbert get Jonabert off the hook. He was apparently scared and I bet he will never do that again. But seriously, what he did was really foolish for his intelligence. But then again, he was smart, but lacked common sense.

We decided to pack up our stuff and head home. Our day, especially Jonabert's, was ruined because of Joyce.


We were halfway into the vacation and Hermoine is killing me. She gets very bored over vacations so she is bugging me. I told her to read a book, and she did.

"Hey, I have this book. It's called The Ultimate Book of Physics. Want to read it?" She asked.

I had absolutely no interest in physics or whatever she is reading about. So I just said, "Nah."

"Fine. Have it your way." She huffed and continued reading. I was cooking myself a snack. By cooking I mean "going to the kitchen and getting a bag of chips." I opened them and began eating as I surfed the net. I checked my phone several times, hoping my friends would ask me to go out and play. None. I was bored too. Suddenly, I got a message.

Hey herbert,

Wanna come to the library? The girls are there and we can annoy them! Serenalia is also reviewing with some people. We can crash her review.

Jonabert

I stared at the screen. I was still scared of Joyce, but the thought of annoying the girls was epic. So I texted back a quick reply and headed over to the library. Annoying J, Jonabert, Hankbert, and Shortbert were already there. We went in and sat at a table next to the girls. I was positive I saw Serenalia roll her eyes.

"What is it with you being at every place we go?" Courtnia asked.

"This entire summer you have only been out two times?! No life." Jonabert remarked.

"You have no life." Haina cut in.

"Jonabert, just buzz off or something- Hey! Shortbert!" She exclaimed because Shortbert was doodling on her binder and making asteroids on it with his pen. I could tell that she was annoyed because Shortbert told me that he always did it and she never said anything about it. Anyway, she swatted him away and after several swats, she kicked him and tied his hands together to the chair he was sitting on. I was very surprised, since I never imagined Courtnia to be that kind of somewhat violent girl.

Serenalia and Joyce continued tutoring the other students. I don't know how they ignore that.

I wanted to help Shortbert and hit Courtnia, but us boys vowed to never hit a girl. I untied Shortbert and Courtnia slapped me in the face.

"Hey! What was that for?!" I yelled and got a slap in the face from Serenalia, followed by , "No yelling in the library! Now be quiet!" She said calmly.

I glared at her as she turned back around to face Joyce and the others to continue reviewing. I rubbed both cheeks and watched as Annoying J was arguing with Courtnia. After several minutes of chaos, we noticed a tall figure looming above us. It was the our principal, the mean one. We were immediately silent.