Rule number one Always knock on the forge door.
Rule two if your ever feeling down or just want a good laugh give Hiccup mead.
If you do...well this happens.
"I was riding on my dragon and going to the mead hall..." Hiccup sang/yelled through out the mead hall.
"When I decided to come home and play with my girl!" He continued causing adults to snicker and giggle.
"Then I week later I found out she was pregnant!" That line caused Snotlout to choke on his water.
"In 'nother week she had a baby!"
"And then the baby yelled WHY THE HECK DID THESE PEOPLE BECOME MY PARENTS!?"
the whole hall erupted with laughter.
"then I said...Because it's the circle of life."
Astrid was laughing and almost falling out of her seat waiting for the next line to come.
"Then the baby said WHO CARES ABOUT THE DANG CIRCLE OF LIFE!"
The twins loved this and the best part? Hiccup drinks mead every Friday.
Hiccup stood up clumsily and made his way over to Astrid and put an arm around her And said "'sup girl?"
Astrid laughed as her boy friend continued to say drunken pick up lines.
"Yo Astrid you want to here my new song?" Hiccup asked her
"of course!" She yelled still giggling.
"KK ill sing it."
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P- diddy" He started.
"Grab my glasses I'm out the door I'm going to hit this city!"
The hall laughed louder as Hiccup sang some more.
"Before I leave brush 'ma teeth with a bottle of jack"
The hall laughed on and on wishing they had given Hiccup mead A LOT sooner.
"'cause I'm not coming back!"
That day The people of Berk learned a valuable lesson.
Always give Hiccup mead.