Hello again. If you came back to read 3 more chapters then I should warn you that more brain cells shall die. I congratulate you for even getting this far.
Chapter 4. Whoop de fucking do.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY Wait! So you just spelled her name right three words back, but now you spell it totally different? Did you forget your OC's name three words later? nut mary su Well I glad you cleared that up. I was for sure thinking her name was 'mary su' OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! And that has to do with what? Just because I'm SOO IN LUV with someone doesn't make me act like a total poof.
Interpret time!
AN: I said stop flaming ok? Ebony's name is EBONY she's not a Mary Sue OK! DRACO IS SO IN LOVE with her that he is acting differently! They knew each other before ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Oh my! Is she actually getting some sense here? Do my eyes deceive me?
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. Is parking on the ground to preppy for you? Do you need to fall out of the flying car to be goffic? ARE YOU DEAD?
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. Sadly they're not dead. Yet on the bright side her language has yet to improve.
"Ebony?" he asked. At least he remembers her name.
"What?" I snapped. Gees, hon he just asking you something no need to bite his head off!
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) Well I don't think he's a demon (though in this story anything could happen) so yeah I got he was wearing something like that. Aren't contacts a muggle item though? which revealed so much depressing sorrow same thing bitch. and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. Because red eyes are so sexy.
And then… suddenly Somewhere in the world a English teacher killed themselves. just as I Forget something? How about the rest of the damn sentence? Draco kissed me passionately. Woo! Do I smell some smut coming up? Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. If he climbed on top of you how are you leaning against a tree? He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Yes, yes the smut! Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. *blinks* That was the smut scene? His thingie? What about cock? You-know-what? Do you mean pussy? Come on you don't mind cussing up a storm, but you can't even write a ok sex scene!
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. *eye twitches* We started to kiss everywhere Brain bleach! and my pale body became all warm. I don't want to know! *covers ears and hums* And then…. You die and someone actually write a better sex scene in your story! Please let it be true!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" If I was the trees around them that had to see that I would also say that!
It was….Dumbledore! HOLY SHIT! NOW THAT I DIDN'T EXPECT!
Well there you go chapter 4. So after that awful sex scene and the surprise cussing Dumbledore we now tackle chapter 5.
Chapter 5.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor You spelled it right last chapter! swor is coz he had a hedache Because I always cuss like that when I have a headache. ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! Oh, is he not getting any? PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! What, pray tell is revoiws?
Interpret.
AN: STOP flaming! If you flame it means you're a prep or a poser! The only reason Dumbledore swore is because he had a headache ok and on top of that he was mad at them for having sex! (Because Snape won't give him any more blow jobs!) P.S. I'm not updating until I get five good reviews!
Dumbledore Look she spells it right here! made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. I hope your clothes were back on. Please let your clothes be on!
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. Hmm, I might start having to use that, just for the heck of it.
I started to cry tears of blood OMG! That is not normal why isn't anyone bringing her to the hospital wing…wait just a moment. Maybe she will cry all her blood out and die!down my pallid Pale? face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. …I think I understand…*
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. Sexual intercourse? Couldn't Tara just have said sex?
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. Another one I must use! Actually I did use that on my brother yesterday, weirdly he just stared at me like I was high or something.
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape. What the hell is with the question mark?
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" It solves everything! Really next time you're in trouble just shout 'BECAUSE I LOVE HER!' watch the instant results.
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." No punishment? The world is ending!
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. Die die die.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. Woo! What about the 'What do the fuck you think you fucker!' or something like that? Doesn't she usually curse? I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. Because all the girls sleep in that by themselves. When I came out…. There were random dots all over the place screaming 'Eat you!'
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. Hit him! I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. So I kicked him in the balls and threw him out the window! …that didn't happen, did it? We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. Because he was so sure he was going to get laid again.
Chapter 5 is done! Interesting wasn't it. Now what I meant with the little * is has anyone notice that when Tara introduces a character into her story she spells there name right the first time? Afterwards though it spelled all wrong. Think about it as you read chapter 6.
Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! I say we kill the people who give her good reviews.
It says- AN: Shut up preps ok! (What's with her and saying ok! At the end of her sentences in the AN? P.S. I won't update until you give me good reviews!
The next day I woke up in my coffin. Really? You didn't wake up in the bathroom or anything? I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. Slut! I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I'm confused, isn't she a vampire? Or is she a Twilight 'vampire'? I spray-painted my hair with purple. Hey who uses die anymore, we can just spray paint it!
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Yes, I'll have blood, blood, and oh yes more blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. How? Weren't you sitting down?
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. OMG YES! She's back to her normal cussing self. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. Is everyone got in this story? He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. Wo! Why aren't the teachers saying anything about this? He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. *major eye twitch* Please dear god tell me it's not who I think it is! He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. Yes, why in the world would a British boarding school have guys with a English accent! He looked exactly like Joel Madden. If Tara like him, I'm guessing he's ugly. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. One. Don't you have a fucking boy friend? And Two. You're the one that wrote it you nasty bitch!
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. Goth and shy does not mix.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. Weren't you just cursing at him?
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. ! She… she… SHE DESTORYED HARRY POTTER! *faints*
"Why?" I exclaimed. Exclaimed is with a '!' a '?' is when you write 'I asked'
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. Oh….PEOPLE I'M SO SORRY TO ANOUNCE THAT PROFESSOR SNAPE HAS FINALLY POSIONED HARRY POTTER! Thank you for your time. Giggled does not equal goth at all! Giggled equals prep!
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed. Shocking! You didn't mention that several time in the previous chapter.
"Really?" he whimpered. And you did that because?
"Yeah." I roared. So not only did Harry (I refuse to call him Vampire) whimpered in the sentence above, but now Ebony roars? Interesting.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. Why couldn't you say this in the beginning and not make us waste reading that utter crap!
CONGRADULATIONS! You now made it through 6 chapters of shit…I mean My Immortal! If you feel dumber than you did before don't worry, reading this will do that for you. Look forward to 3 more chapters tomorrow!