The Chronicles of Nel: The Beginning!
Chapter Title: Ominous Snickering
Place: Las Noches, Hueco Mundo
Time: 9:00 am
Bleach Time: After Ichigo, Chad, and Uryuu arrived in Hueco Mundo, but before the Espada meeting and Rukia and Renji arrived.
Jet: Grimmkitty~
Grimmjow: What? Dx And I told you not to call me that!
Jet: :P mleh. Annnywho, I'm booorrreeedddd~…
Grimmjow: "-_- What do you expect me to do about it, woman?
Jet: *hops on Grimmjow's bed and starts jumping* Entertain me~! ^_^
Grimmjow: *smirks* do you want me to—*beeeeeeep*? What the *beeeep*?
*Ominous snickering in the background, courtesy of KC*
JC: *appears in a random poof of smoke* Noooo, Grimmkitty~! D: That is something I won't let you spoil for everyone~! And I changed the censor! :3 I like the annoying sound~~~!
Grimmkitty: O.o who the *beep* are you? And why the *beep* are you censoring my *beeep* words? .O And why can't I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*? Dx That wasn't even a *beeeep* profanity!
*ominous snickering gets louder, another voice joining in (Gin)*
Jet: *Beep*, Grimmkitty. You have a potty mouth~!
Grimmjow: So do you, *beep*!
Jet: *pouts* but, Griiiimmmmmkittttyyyy~! T.T
Grimmjow: . Don't give me your Ulquiorra look, Jet.
Jet and JC: :P mleeeeehhhhhh~!
JC: I can make her give you whatever look I want her to! :P mleh!
Jet: Wt*boop*? -_- you're even censoring that?
JC: o-o yes. Yes I am. Because I can. Mhmm. I'm a badapple like that.
Grimmkitty and Jet: *question marks appear over heads* Bad… apple?
*ominous snickering is now being played over the Las Noches PA system, a third voice joining in (Kaiki)*
Grimmjow: *yelling to be heard over ominous snickering* You still didn't answer my question!
JC: O.o ques…tion? What… question? *weird Sherlock Holmes look*
Grimmjow: -_- the one asking who you were, *beeeeep*.
JC: Oh, thaaattt one~! ^_^ I'm *insert dramatic music* JET THE CREATOR!
*ominous snickering get's even louder, jerking Starrk out of his sleep* (Starrk: -_- I was sleeping… *ignores snickering and falls back asleep*)
Grimmjow and Jet: .-. …you think awfully highly of yourself…
JC: O_O I AM JET THE CREATOR! I MADE YOU, JET, AND I CONTROL BOTH OF YOU! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!
Grimmjow: o-o Jet, wanna go—elsewhere?
Jet: *nods* she sounds like Lord Aizen when you spiked his tea…
*both slowly back away from JC, who then disappears in another poof of smoke*
Gin, over PA system: IS NO ONE IMPRESSED BY OUR OMINUS SNICKERING~? Dx
Ulquiorra: …I don't see the resemblance… how does she look like me…?
Gin, still over PA system: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONAL STATE, SCHIFFER!
KC, also over PA system: …Ulqui…? Are you okaaayyy~?
Gin, once more over PA system: …..I stand corrected…
Kaiki: Pwnd!
A/N: And here's the official first chapter~! We know that Nel wasn't in it, but she will be in the next one! R/R this awesome-sauce story that has Gin having a breakdown from being ignored~! Looooovvvvvveee, Kaiki! And Jet~!