"Ah, our first customer!" Ty said suddenly, looking up. Arceus looked ill. Ty quickly turned into his human form, now sporting a tuxedo, a visible bulge in his jacket showing he was armed.
"Who is it and is it subtle?" She asked wearily. Ty's face turned to one of disgust briefly. He then shook his head.
"Not subtle enough for me, at least." Ty said, smiling weakly. Arceus groaned.
"Let's just get this over with then," She said.
Soon all the legendaries were in the main hall, most of them murmuring. Ty was reading a sheet of paper, apparently with the truths and dares.
"Ah, here she is." He said as the door started to open.
"She?" Kyogre asked, coking his head a bit.
French music started to play, seemingly from a violin. What came through the door was a Zoroark like human clad in a female's clothes. She had a frilly dress, which gave her quite the impressive figure, black gloves, a black scarf, and red high heels.
"Bonjour! How is everyone? I'm Zoey. Eon sent me because he's a little too busy," She chirped.
"Who the hell is Eon?" Giratina asked.
"An old transdimensional friend of mine. I normally send one of my copies there, specifically a Zoroark Marowak fusion," Ty answered.
"Oh, so he's a transdimensional being," Giratina said.
"Don't forget about me!" Said another voice. Out from behind the door came a Drapion, and he was really quite impressive.
"Oh come on Papyrus! I was going to introduce you!" Zoey humhped.
"Let's get it on," Ty said, impatiently tapping his hands against the table. Zoey giggled a little.
"Alright! Time for some truths!" She said. Ty then took out a paper.
"Darkrai, Eon says he owes you. Here's two thousand Pokepuffs," She said. Darkrai looked up for a while.
"Thanks, I guess?" He said before he was buried. There was then the sound of rustling. Darkrai's head poked out of the top of the pile.
"Mmm, Fudge Vanilla. I'll have to thank him later," Darkrai said as he licked his lips.
"Where'd you even fit that many pokepuffs?" Kyogre asked.
"Abuse of tesseract technologies or transdimensional subpockets," Ty answered.
"Also, Lunala gets some pokepuffs," Zoey started.
"Lunala is currently undergoing training, I'll be sure to get them to her," Ty said, taking the massive amount of pokepuffs and stuffing them in a salmon backpack.
"O.K! Arceus, do you like Giratina? Eon said you do," Zoey said. Arceus fidgeted uncomfortably.
"Yes, I have a crush on him. But how do you tell one of your children that you want to mate with them?" She said, a little squeamish.
"Quite the conundrum, don't you think?" Ty said, holding up a glass of wine he just got from Palkia.
"Groudon, do you honestly believe that just because you have the Desolate land ability for your primal form means you can beat Kyogre, Primal or not?" Zoey asked. Groudon chuckled lightly.
"I can't stand my sister, and yes, I'd like to say I can beat her. But honestly? I learned the hard way a long time ago that sometimes, that doesn't work," Groudon said. Zoey actually looked surprised at that statement.
"Alright, last truth! Zygarde, how powerful is your 100% form? And is it related to any of the legendaries in Sun and Moon?" Zoey asked.
"My 100% form allows me to move the sun and moon. So yes, there is a relation. I control balance, and that includes X deer and Bacon dragon over there. That also means I can control Moon-bat and Sun Lion to an extent," Zygarde said.
"Hmm, doesn't happen like that in other worlds…." Ty muttered softly. Zoey then got an evil look on her face.
"Completely off topic and for no reason other than idle curiosity, how old are you Ty?" She asked.
"Technically? I lost count after quadrillion. Body? About twenty-five." Ty answered calmly. He then took a bandana out, and put it over his eyes.
"Excellent then," Zoey said. Everyone shifted nervously.
Zoey then raised her dress. Everyone was shocked to say the least.
"Whoever takes it gets to skip the next dare," She said. Almost everyone shifted nervously.
"Fine, if it's anything like I think your thinking, I'll go," Mewtwo said, coming forward.
"Let me get you a room," Ty said, snapping his fingers. Instantly, there was a door off to the left. Zoey and Mewtwo went inside, kissing sounds following.
"One to ten odds Mewtwo's going to get hurt," Groudon said, cringing.
"Nah, three to ten odds that Mewtwo's going to be a father," Kyogre responded back.
"The bet has been placed then. I'll take thirty bucks," Raquaza said, hovering above. Groudon fished out thirty dollars, Kyogre landing himself a thirty as well.
"I'll reed the rest of the dares then," Papyrus said, coming forward.
"Alright mate, what's the dare?" Ty said, taking the bandana off his eyes.
"Everyone must bathe in a pool of Spinarak, Ekans and Larvasta all at the same time," Papyrus read off the paper he was given.
"Count me in on that action," Ty said suddenly. Everyone looked at him incredulously.
"What, I do that every other month!" He said defensively. There was the sound of vomit filling the air.
After the vomiting was finished, the entire floor changed to a swimming pool. And of course, it was filled with Spinarak, Ekans, and Larvasta. The beast trio were the first to go in, and the first to go out.
Giratina shuddered as he swam through the tide of bugs and snakes, but took no real damage. Nearly everyone else got through without a hitch. Minus Ty, Darkrai, and Shaymin, of course.
Ty was literally doing backstrokes through the tides of bugs and snakes, taking no damage whatsoever. Darkrai and Shaymin fared much worse. Darkrai fainted in the pool and had to be rescued, and Shaymin was almost eaten alive.
"I'm going to kill Eon if I ever meet him," Darkrai said. Papyrus' and Ty's glare made him forget that statement.
"Alright, up next is Kyogre battling Primal Groudon without reverting to primal form!" Papyrus read. Ty snickered. Groudon grinned.
"Can I at least have some kind of advantage?" Kyogre whimpered. Ty shrugged.
"We'll start in a sea, how about that?" Ty said. Kyogre had no time to react as she and Groudon were pulled to the bottom of the sea.
Groudon went primal, the following explosion almost leveling one of the nearby underwater volcanoes. In an instant, there was a dry area in the middle of the sea, excess water boiling before it could hit the ground. Groudon roared as he charged up a solar beam. Kyogre tried to counter with a hydro pump, only to realize that her water type moves were useless. Thinking quickly, Kyogre used ice beam.
The resulting explosion knocked both of them back. Ty watched from above with Papyrus, both of them sporting bags of popcorn.
"This is really good," Ty said between mouthfuls of popcorn.
Kyogre tried to use Sheer cold, only to find that the move just sizzled off groudon's skin. Groudon then used an earthquake, bouncing Kyogre up into the air. He finished her off by using a slash attack, sending her sprawling.
In an instant, they were back in the hall, healed as if it never happened.
Also right then and there, Zoey was back, her face flustered and her legs wet.
"Don't want to know, and don't need to know," Ty said as he saw a white liquid go down her leg.
"Yeah, bathroom's that way," Arceus said, pointing to one of he nearby doors. Zoey skipped there, a groan coming from the room she was just in. Everyone stuck their head in the darkened room.
"Mewtwo, are you ok?" Giratina asked.
"She poisoned me with Wolfsbane! Do I look ok?" He shouted back. Ty cringed, knowing what poison that was.
"Need an antidote?" Ty asked.
"Nope, got it out the moment she left." Mewtwo answered.
"Alright, get cleaned up when you can," Arceus said.
Arceus closed the door, and found Zoey behind her, licking her lips.
"No, you creepy bastard, no. I will not have this turn MA," Ty said. Zoey looked confused for a second, and then shrugged.
"Alright, If we are where I think we are, then Shaymin has to race Genesect from Cianwood to Blackthorn," Zoey said. Shaymin grinned, whereas Genesect's face showed no emotion.
"Ready? GO!" Ty shouted.
Almost immediately, Genesect got the upper hand. They left in what looked to be beams of light.
"While they're doing that, Giratina, slap Arceus so hard she cries! Then tell her she deserves it!" Zoey said, cackling evilly.
"One does not simply slap Arceus so hard she cries," Giratina said, trying to slap Arceus, only for Arceus not to even flinch.
"Here, let me try," Ty said, coming up to the plate. Arceus wavered a bit, but kept her composure.
With what sounded to be a thunderclap mixed with an explosion, and what looked to be a lightning strike, was actually a slap from Ty to Arceus.
Arceus was dazed, but wasn't crying. She recovered quickly and gave Ty a jab to the stomach, making him double over.
"Woah," Zoey said.
"I'm the creator, bitch!" Arceus said, looking at Ty with an angry face.
"And that hurt," She finished.
"Heh, thanks for reminding me," Ty joked as he got back up.
"Not as fit as I used to be," Ty said, stretching the tendons in his stomach.
Not soon after, Shaymin came back, Genesect coming back about three minutes later.
"How?" Zoey said after a moment.
"She's a freaking grass flying type with a speed stat of 117, versus a metal bug with a speed stat of 90. Shaymin wins," Ty answered.
"Well then, Kyurem, battle Papyrus, who is a level 90 and has night slash, cross poison, metal claw and hone claws," Zoey said.
"Ten that Kyurem wins," Ty whispered to Arceus, who gladly took him up on the offer.
In a matter of minutes, Kyurem made the entire room freeze, causing Papyrus to lose his balance. Papyrus tried to use hone claws, but was then stopped by Kyurem firing an icicle at his abdomen. Papyrus wailed in agony as Kyurem came to finish what he started.
Ty quickly got in-between them, and used a special move on Kyurem. There was a flash of colors, soon followed by Kyurem, stiff as a rock, falling backwards.
"Word of advice; NEVER FIGHT KYUREM. He will not hesitate to kill you," Ty said, releasing Papyrus from the icicle.
"Oh, ok," Zoey said, as if she was taking a mental note.
"Anyways, that's all for now, darlings. See you all soon," Zoey said, disappearing in a swirl of rose petals.
"Uh, where's the elevator?" Papyrus asked. Ty snapped his fingers, causing an elevator to appear behind him.
"Where to?" Ty asked.
"Wherever Zoey went to," Papyrus answered. Ty pressed a button, causing Papyrus to get launched off into space.
"Well, that was fun!" Ty said. He then moved to the door.
"Hey, where are you going?" Arceus asked.
"I'm off to get Mew. She didn't come with you to these dares and truths, did she?" Ty asked.
"Err," Arceus stuttered. Ty laughed.
"I'll be back tomorrow, same time. In the meantime, make yourselves comfortable," Ty said, manifesting beds for all the legendaries.
"When are we going to get out of this?" Arceus asked Giratina before she fell asleep.
"I dunno, maybe when Ty dies," He answered.
"Dang it," Arceus said, positioning herself for sleep.
But none of them noticed the darkness creeping instead of shifting.