Oh, my, gosh. I'm so sorry, world! I forgot to add a disclaimer to my first chapter! So, here it is.
DISCLAIMER: In no way, ever, in the UNIVERSE or some ALTERNATE DIMENSION do I own Phineas and Ferb and all other characters. These characters belong to Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. I would like everyone on this side of Neptune to know that – if you happen to be beyond Neptune, well, then, just deal with not knowing. :D
I'll be updating soon. But for now, doofenshmirtzevilincemployee is out. PEACE!