Uzumaki Yin Yang Troubles
Chapter 1
The Forest of Death, Training round 44, also known as the 'home' of one Miturashi Anko. Said woman was sitting in a tree watching the local flora and fauna fight for survival in this section of her sanctuary. The normality of her evening was soon destroyed as a massive wave of chakra washed over her and scared even he predators away. She quickly heaed toward the source of this disturbance, not knowing how much her reality was about to be changed.
In a small clearing a mile from where she was sitting was the site of a gruesome slaughter. Blood, bones, tissue and other bodily organs were littering the ground with a woman laying in a fetal possition in the center of it all. As Anko neared the scene she saw the woman arch back almost in half as her body expanded from within. The scream of agony made the Torture and Interrogation Vice commander shiver.
The body exploded before her eyes and as she watched the blood and body parts land she saw the woman in the center again. Looking smaller. "What the hell is this? Torture, slow execution. Some knid of sick punishment?" Anko looked on as the body trembled in the center of the mess. Soon she felt others approching. She held her hand up signalling them to hld back. Everyone know that no one was to question her orders in the forest unless the Hokage says to. She signed to them to stay back and observe.
After 30minutes and several more 'eruptions', the middle size woman looked like only a small child covered only in blood and gore. "I...(Cough) I know your there. Get me a towel and water. Tell Hokage that the jutsu was not what it said it was. I'll report as soon as I can move." The small voice was very horse and very annoyed sounding. The body was now laying flat on its back, breathing ragged breaths. "Kurama, whats the..(cough) the matter with them? They did not follow orders."
Anko looked at the Anbu arund her then signed for the item s to be given to her. She landed near the girl in on of the least gorified areas. "I have the water to clean but... Who are you?" The girl tilted her head to the voice. The look of confusion and annoyance in full force. "Who are you. Why are you in the Forest of Death?" Anko was trying to get any information she could.
"I must look as bad as I feel. Im Uzumaki Naruko. The Uzumaki Devil, Second in Command of the Konoha Millitary forces and Konoha Shinobi Forces. Who the hell are you and how did you get into this Area. Also the forest was renamed as Elite Traning Field 7 after the Yondiame took office and reformatted the training fields." Anko looked at the small girl in confusion. Before the girl suddenly sat up. "What the hell is going on? I sense a lot of civilian level chackra in the village and it is no where near time for a recruitment festival. You soldier, State your name and rank." Anko glared at the girl trying to decide if this was some kind of joke. She did the hand sins for a low level water jutsu to flood the girl in an impromtu shower. Her quick eyes saw scars as well as a couple seals and thn se saw the on sight that really shocked her. 'Blond hair, blue eyes, and whisker marks on her face. She looks just like the Gaki!' "I'm tokubetsu Jonin Mitsurashi Anko. And When I arrived you were... erupting into a smaller form. There is no Uzumaki Devil nor a Naruko of any clan in Konohegakure, There is no Military forces in the Hidden Village. And finally I have lived in the Forest of Death as it is called since I became a chunin. It was never renamed or reformatted by The yondaime Minato Namikaze."
"What in the name of Yami and Shinigami have you been smoking ya old loon, That lazy, dunder brain, no good excuse of a father of mine could never be a Hokage after his stunt with the Shinigami seal! Kaa-san would be rolling in her grave if she heard that." The girl was standing up in her naked glory as her hair started to raise. Her form was slowly being surrounded by Red chackra as she glared at Anko.
"KIT Calm down. I think I know what happened but right now you have to calm down. Your not in YOUR Konoha. And you cant fully control my chackra right now. Kit breath...Kit... dammit...kit..."
The girl started to sway as the Chakra faded. She looked at the woman infront of her with a slighty bitter smile. "Guess...I'm at your mercy...Fuck my life..." (thump) The Anbu moved in as Anko covered the girl with the towel. "Hospital now, Special Ward and reprot this to the Hokage. Im see some things in this mess so I'll bring those. I don't know what just happened but no one speaks of this until it is cleared by Hokage-sama, Or else you'll be visiting me in a professional manner." Everyone saluted and one of the female Anbu in a neko mask took the girl. Anko found two katanas and a headband in the gore as wel as a mission scroll. She read what was there to be seen and sweated. The seal of the yondaime was there but the name was not as she expected.
*****Hospital ****
Two days had passed as the girl finaly started to wake. She looked up to see a nurse checking her vitals. The sad smile on the nurses face made the blond very uncomfortable. "Is there a problem nurse?" The cold tone shocked the attendent as she registered the words.
"I'm sorry but.. your body is layered in scars and the level of fading shows them to be older than a couple years. Your just a little girl..Who could do such a terrible thing to a little girl?" The blond gared at her but tried to figure out what she was talking about. "I'm 36 years old, older than you darlin' and these are a part of shinobi life. Why is a civ even seening me, does this have to be my punishment fr passing out in the forest?"
This caused the Nurse to flinch. "Umm. You look like your 6, not 36. and all I know is you were brought in by ANBU with orders to not let you leave till the Hokage speaks with you. He was notified that you were waking so he will be here shortly. I'll go get you some food if you want." With that the woman quickly fled the now agitated looking girl.
"Well looks like you have a lot of ineresting things to say. Please begin with what you were doing in a dangerous area like that forest?" the voice of an old man called out as she girl looked upon the familiar hat and robes of her hokage. But the man wareing them was not who she expected. "Who the hell are you? And why the hell are you wearing Jiji's robes?"
"My name is Sarutobi Hiruzen, I am the Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure, and you young lady are not a Shinobi..." "SANDAIME? Kurama what the hell is this? I thought you removed the genjutsu issue. Why is this man acting like the deceased 'Kami no Shinobi'?...What do you mean he is... what is that supposed to mean... Now listen here you overgrown chakra furball, Start using terms I understand and do it now... jutsu altered time and space, yeah...new dimension?...not MY Konoha...I'M WHAT!" after a few seconds of looking over the Hokage before her she suddenly bolted out of the bed and looked out the window at the Hokage monument. "Oh Fuck my life. You fucking morons actualy gone and done it. This is hell, it has to be. Not 4th or 5th Shinobi wars, No subjugated nations. Not even my Jiji. And they even when and let that jack ass, shit for brains, idiot of a Namikaze father of mine actually be the Yondiame...IM IN HELL"
"If your done with that psychotic outburst. Lets begin with you putting on some clothes , please."
The old hokage looked at the scars all over the small body with a pain in his heart. He was a pervert but not that kind and any one looking at such a map of pain and suffing on a child would be devastated. She saw some underware and pants and a hospital gown on the bed. And did as told. "So If Kurama is telling me right I am not where or when I belong. I am Uzumaki Naruko, The Uzuzmaki Devil, The Daughter of the Yellow Flash and the Red Death of Knonha, Subjugator of the Bijuu, Hero of the 4th and 5th Shinobi war under the leadership of MY Yondiame, who is also my Jiji,...And as you may know of this seal, I am also the Keeper of the Kyubii no Kitsune." She looked sad for a bit till she sensed a familiar chakra near the door. She quickly kneeled infront of the man who entered with a confused look on his face. Her voice nearly broke with all the different emotions she held. "Hokage Danzo-sama.. it is good to see you are well Jiji"