GUARDIANS OF GA'HOOLE SPOOFS
#2. The Dance Party
OWLS POOF IN A CLUB ALL ALONE
Kludd: What the heck... were are we?
Gylfie: BURGER KING!
Nyra: Oh no!
Soren: MUSIC!
Twilight: I believe i can fly, i got shot by the FBI and all i wanted was a chicken wing!
Digger: New Poem?
Twilight: Nope. I saw it on YouTube.
WE R WHO WE R STARTS PLAYING
Nyra: I love this song!
Otulissa: THIS IS APPALLING!
Gylfie: GOT THAT GLITTER ON MY BEAK
Soren: What's glitter?
Kludd: *throws glitter on Soren*
Soren: *gasps* ITS PRETTY! *rolls in glitter.
Otulissa: WHAT AM I DOING? *starts dancing*
Nyra: Come on you can do it! DANCE!
Kludd: NOOOO!
Gylfie: Whooooo DANCE PARTY!
Soren: I want a bomb...
Gylfie: I WANT APPLE FRIES!
Otulissa: This is so stupid.
Nyra: Oh My Glaux...
Otulissa: What?
Nyra: THIS ISNT STUPID!
Gylfie: COME ON DIGGY DANCE!
Digger: Fine. *dances*
Soren: I got nobody to dance with.
Nyra: You can dance with me! Kludd doesnt want to...
Soren: ID RATHER DANCE WITH TWILIGHT!
Twilight: Is that a statement?
Weird Owl: YOU ONLY WISH!
*everything blows up*
Soren: I LOVE BOMBS!
Gylfie: Where are we?
Nyra: WE ARE IN GLAUMORA!
Gylfie: You two would be in Hagsmire.
Weird Owl: YOU ARE IN A CASTLE
Gylfie: Who are you?
Soren: ITS THE... *shivers* The you only wish.
Nyra: Omg Omg Omg
Soren: What?
Nyra: I blew up. *blows up*
Soren: WHAT! *blows up*
Gylfie: APPLE FRIES! *blows up*
Twilight: Racdrops. *blows up*
Kludd: SPRINK! *blows up*
Digger: She called me Diggy? *blows up*
Otulissa: Simply Appalling! *blows up*
Weird Owl: THE NEW BIG TIME RUSH IS ON! *turns on TV and watches*
AT THE GA'HOOLE TREE
Soren: Oh it was just a dream.
Gylfie: It wasn't...
Twilight: Oh Glaux...
Gylfie: I still want my apple fries!
Digger: SHE CALLED ME DIGGY! Ewwwwwww
Gylfie: Shut up Diggy.
Otulissa: NYRA!
Nyra: CHICKEN WINGS!
Soren: DIAPERS!
Kludd: TYTO?
Gylfie: APPLEFRIES!
Otulissa: Appalling.
Kludd: Lets go Nyra...
Nyra: Yea... *both fly away*
Gylfie: Diggy...
Digger: THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE! *flys away screaming*
Soren: Dun Dun Dun
Gylfie: Dont start
Weird Owl: CAUSE U GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME!
Gylfie: That show is just amazing.
Otulissa: Big Time Rush is appalling!
Gylfie: *cries*
Soren: I WANT A BOMB!
The End Of Spoof #2 The Dance Party
To be coninued...
I OWN NOTHING
-Wolfstar123