Author's Note: Weeeee! Really short part. Forgive me about thaaaaaaaaaat but there ganna be another part a little shorter than this...Just so ya know.
Scene Two:
Kakashi, Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke are in a doctor's examining room. Naruto and Sasuke are sitting on the weird chair that has that paper on it while Sakura is sitting in a chair as close as possible to Sasuke. Kakashi is reading a Teen Scene magazine.
Kakashi: Hey, did you guys know that putting honey on pimples will get rid of them in one night. [A/N: True fact.
Doctor: -slams door openeveryone jumps- Well, I'm back with those tests. And I've got to tell you, you're luck sucks.
Kakashi: -flips page in magazine- Why?
Doctor: Well, they're both going to need surgery. The blond has to have his tonsils out and the black-haired one has appendicitis.
Naruto: What? No way am I doing that!
Sasuke: -looks relatively pissed off-
Doctor: -ignoring Naruto-Turns to Kakashi- Am I to assume that you will be the one paying for this, sir?
Kakashi: -sighs and puts down the magazine- It seems so…Ok boys, you get a free surgery for the ramen.
Naruto: -gags-
Kakashi: -turns to the Doctor- If Naruto and Sasuke come in on the same day can I have a two-for-one deal on the surgeries.
Doctor: I don't know…-scratches chin- What about a buy-one-get-one-50-off?
Kakashi: That's still steep. Buy-one-get-one-70-off.
Doctor: Sold!
Sakura: ;-o-; We're talking about humans here!
Doctor: Don't worry, young lady, children do better with moral support.
Sakura: -.-
Inner Sakura: That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about, you dolt.
Doctor: -to Kakashi- Sir, if you act now, you can get these boys in for an even lower price!
-Doctor and Kakashi leave discussing surgery prices-
Sakura: I'm going to come and visit you everyday. I'll bring big bouquet of flowers and tons of home cooked foods for you to eat. -big googly eyes- You don't have to worry about a thing.
Naruto: -scratching the back of his head and blushing- Gee, Sakura, I didn't know you cared so much. You don't know how much this means—
Sakura: Not you! Sasuke! The poor thing's in pain! -leaps and attaches herself onto his chest area-
Sasuke: -yowls of pain- Damn it, Sakura! -Sakura backs off looking like a beaten dog-
Naruto: Don't you think I'm in pain?!
Sakura: Of course you are! But how bad can a sore throat be? Really?
Naruto: First swallow a whole bag of red hots, then a bag of needles, then throw it all back up for me then tell me how bad a sore throat can feel.
Sakura: Okay, maybe…
Inner Sakura: Whiner.
-Kakashi pops in (seemingly unnoticed)-
Kakashi: Okay, Sakura, say bye-bye to the big boys! They're staying here tonight and being cut open tomorrow bright and early! -clamps his hand around her arm-
Sakura: No, but he needs me here for moral support! ;-; -is bodily dragged from the room-
Kakashi: That's why he and Naruto are staying together. -waves- Have fun!
[A/N: The pressure inside my left nostril feels like it's about to make my head explode. T-T