Levi was working on autopilot as he bent down to pick up the pieces of the cup that he had dropped. He gingerly picked up the ceramic and dumped them in the trashcan to the side of the counter. Turning towards the supply closet he pulled out a broom and mop, then proceeded to clean the spill of coffee.

Then the whole floor, counters and living room. The drone of static from the television filled the room and only then did Levi realize that this was really happening.

It was the end of the world.

Levi grabbed a bottle of wine and preceded to down the whole thing while sitting on his ottoman. He couldn't stay here, but he didn't know where else to go. While Levi was pondering what to do his cell phone began to ring from the bed room.

He picked the phone up and answered it without looking at the caller I.D.

"Levi speaking." He said tersely into the speaker.

"Levi~ Did you hear, did you hear?! The world has officially ENDED! What a scientific wonder. So I sooooo kinda know you're freaking out, so get your ass over here and lets party like it's the Apocalypse." Hanji yelled into the phone, obviously already having started the party long ago, as Lady Gaga could be heard in the background along with many other voices.

"The world is going to shit and you're having a party? Typical. Fine, I'll be there, if only because you'll come here yourself and drag me there if I don't" Levi replied dully.

"AWWW~ You know me so well~ So hurry up!" The dial tone followed her wake as Levi ended the call.

'Well, might as well go out with a bang.' Levi thought as he rummaged through a drawer for a pair of jeans and a black t-shirt with overlapping wings. After that he grabbed his boots and leather jacket, pocketing his keys and locking up.

A black Volvo sat in the parking garage, lights blinking twice as Levi unlocked her. He left the garage and made his way to Hanji's.

Once he arrived he noticed that all the parking spaces were taken around the block and down the main road. Meaning he had to park a block more away and had to walk. Making the trek up to Hanji's was a pain in the ass, seeing as he lived on the top floor and the elevator was broken.

He knew he reached her floor when he could feel the bass in his throat.

He knew not to knock because she'd never hear it over all the noise. He opened the door and was overwhelmed with the smell of alcohol and body odor. Gross. He stuck to the wall to get to an area where there were less people, which meant less touching.

Now don't get the wrong Idea. Levi was a big fan of physical contact, as long as the reason for the contact was sex and the one giving it was gone the next morning. If there was one thing he hated more than filth and shitty brats, it was a one night stand that stuck around. And it was big to do, kicking their ass out.

Levi made it to the refreshment table - AKA the kitchen counters - and relaxed just a bit. he closed his eyes and willed away the worry and pressure that hung around and settled on his shoulders like an unwanted arm. Wait. That was an arm. An arm attached to a hulking man with bulging muscles and a receding hairline. Levi cringed and apparently the man took it as a shudder of pleasure, leaning closer.

"Hey, babe. Wanna spend da nigh' wit a re'l man?" The way the man said wasn't as a question, but as a demand.

"How about you spending the night in the ER, while they try to reattach your dick?" Levi said cold and with a hint of gleeful Malice. It wasn't a threat but a promise and obviously the man caught the gist, leaving with his tail between his legs. Crossing his arms across his chest, Levi leaned against the counter.

'I should have stayed home.' He thought. He pushed off the counter to leave - not just the room, but the party as well- just as someone came in, causing a cup of liquor to drench his shirt and a bit of his pants. His eyes widened then narrowed to slits.

"You shitty brat. You dumped your fucking drink on me." He ground out, looking at his now ruined shirt.

The kid in question was a stuttering ball of nervous energy and half formed sentences. Levi, having enough, lifted his head to tell the kid exactly where he could shove his apologies. But as he looked up, steel blue met emerald green and the words died upon his lips.

The kid had a look -kind of a constipated look really- on his face, as he addressed Levi. His head was tilted slightly, making him look utterly adorable. Adding in the fact that he had tan skin, messy brown hair and a killer smile; this kid could give him a heart attck. But whatever the kid had going for him, there was a downfall. For Levi, he was too young, - seriously he had to be like sixteen - a shitty brat for dumping shit on him and he was fucking taller than Levi himself.

"Well for an old man you sure have slow reflexes. You should watch where your walking, otherwise your gonna get a lot of drinks dumped on ya." The kid said with a smirk. I glared.

"My names Eren, by the way. Eren Jeagar. And you?" I had to let this sink in for a moment. Kids these days moved to damn fast and switched moods,like you switch television channels.

"Levi." Was the simple reply.

"Levi huh? No last name?" He asked shamelessly. Seriously didn't this kid get that I didn't want him around? Obviously not. I kicked him on the leg. Hard. He whined, but had a shit eating grin on his face. And dammit all, I was getting pulled in by it.

"Hey since you obviously don't know anyone here or can't find someone, why not come hang out with me and my friends?" I grimaced at his horrible grammar, but nodded anyway. He gave an award winning smile and wrapped a hand around my wrist pulling me towards the back of the apartment.

I had a feeling that this kid would be the end of me.