Disclaimer: This story is written purely for entertainment. A lot of the content is just silly, stupid stuff intended to make readers laugh or smile. Or maybe think that it's stupid. (I'm not very good at writing humorous things?) Anyway, most of this story is highly unrealistic- but it's intended unrealism. So if you're looking for a serious story... I suggest checking out my other Spitfire story- Beyond the Limit. A story by another author works too, there are plenty of good authors on this website :) Anyway, I'll stop babbling and let you move on to the story! I hope you enjoy it! (I probably could've just cut this disclaimer short by saying "I don't own Young Justice". Oh well.)

I. Foreign Affairs

Wally

"Prince Wallace! Your father's been looking everywhere for you!" a random castle servant said to the prince.

He couldn't bother to keep up with everyone's names since servants were constantly being fired and hired and moved to work in different parts of the castle. But as long as he knew which servant did what, he was fine. The one time he messed up by accidentally telling the chambermaid to cook him some venison to eat, and she stared at him blankly making him feel embarrassed, which isn't very princely, so he decided from then on he'd pay more attention to who did what.

He followed the random castle servant to the dining hall and entered, not expecting to see the dining table completely filled with a bunch of strangers and some familiar faces. He scanned the room and noticed that the Duke, Bruce Wayne, and his son, Richard were there as well as Lady Diana, his uncle Prince Barry, aunt Princess Iris, his parents, and a Baron, Baroness, and a few more lords and ladies.

"Ah, my son Prince Wallace has arrived. Princess Linda, I'd like you to meet him. He is my one and only heir," the king announced.

Wally looked at the girl that the king was talking too, and immediately his heart stopped. No, he wasn't feeling any love, or anything of that sort. It was more like he'd just realized why he'd been so rudely beckoned away from his afternoon run to come meet a princess they probably expected him to marry. But on the other hand, she was pretty with long dark hair and blue eyes. Still.

Wally took his place at the table and everyone started to make conversation politely. Princess Linda turned to talk to another girl on her right a lot, a girl with pale skin, freckles, brown eyes, and red hair. She was kind of pretty. Wally on the other hand, tried to use hand signals to communicate with his best friend, the Duke's son. Richard Grayson Wayne was rumored to be the illegitimate son of Duke Bruce Wayne and some lady who must've died otherwise she'd take care of the kid. But the truth was, his parents had died at a circus the Duke had attended, so he took the kid in and Wally immediately made friends with him.

So far the hand signal thing wasn't working out well though. All Wally saw was spastic hand movements until the Duke looked worriedly at his son and whispered something, making Richard immediately immobile. Wally slumped his shoulders, giving up on communicating with his friend and instead focusing on his food. It was extra fancy today since there were foreign royalty visiting. Which was pretty awesome.

So Wally ate four slices of prime rib, two rolls of bread, three crab legs, and drank a bowl of soup until he remembered the princess and immediately felt self-conscious. He looked up and caught eye contact with her. Then he hastily turned away, accidentally knocking his glass of water down and spilling it onto the Baron's lap. Wally sheepishly looked at his dad and finally decided to keep his eyes down the rest of the meal.

"You completely embarrassed yourself in front of the princess!" Richard teased Wally.

Wally glared and continued walking forward, still undecided where he was going exactly as his best friend followed him.

"And she was pretty too!" Richard continued.

Wally huffed and suddenly stopped. He turned and looked out at the square, where the knights were training. He wanted to be a knight once, but that was a distant dream. Besides, he still got to learn sword-fighting as a prince… but it was more for show than actual combat.

"Look! There's Sir Roy, and Sir Clark, and Sir Oliver! Sir Clark is the best knight! He's been on so many quests and everyone says that he finally found a girl to marry. Sir Roy's the newest knight, he was trained by Sir Oliver, who's married to Dinah," Richard explained.

Somehow, that kid always seemed to know everything going on at the castle and everyone at the castle. Maybe he was better fit to be prince than Wally ever would be.

"Hey do you want to see if we can go find Conner? Then maybe we can go find the girls and take them on a walk," Richard suggested.

Conner was a squire, a knight in training, and one of their closest friends. Actually, Sir Clark was training him… supposedly. There was a rumor that Conner was his illegitimate son and therefore he wanted as little to do with the kid as possible.

It wasn't that hard to find Conner. He was petting a lost puppy at the west gate of the castle. He seemed to like animals. He turned and saw the prince and the duke's son, and got up hastily and bowed.

"You don't have to you know, you're our friend. Besides, no one's here to make sure you're bowing or anything," Wally told him, feeling more important than he wanted to.

"We just want to see if you want to go meet the princess and her lady in waiting," Richard added.

So Conner decided to follow them having nothing else to do. He came under one condition though: the puppy got to come too.

Characters: Wally, Wally's parents, Bruce Wayne (Batman), Linda (Wally's wife in comics), Megan (Miss Martian), Richard Grayson (Robin), Roy (Red Arrow), Clark (Superman), Oliver (Green Arrow), Dinah (Black Canary), Conner (Superboy), puppy (AU version of Wolf), Barry Allen (Flash), Iris Allen (Flash's wife), Diana (Wonder Woman)

-Safirel