Summary: Never ending Truth or Dare
Truth or Dare?
Chapter two
Malik: hahaha! They got to take my cell phone away! Now I can call those fangirls and torture them!
(Calls)
Emmy: hello?
Malik: Hi
Emmy: HI Malik!
Malik: say me and the rest of us are playing truth or dare do you add Tru want o come?
Emmy: Well I'm in Tru do you want to?
Tru: YES! Malik, we'll be there as fast as we can!
Emmy: and in fangirl talk it means we're going to there in about 5 minutes.
Malik: okay and Tru you made my ears bleed, f*ck Akefia coming! I got to go now be here!
Emmy: k (hangs up)
Akefia: ARE YOUS TILL SURGER HIGH!
Malik: no I'm not now let me the hell out!
Akefia: Fine (opens door)
Malik: (runs out) Thank god!
Akefia: come let's get back to the game!
Malik: no shit!
Akefia: we're back...OMG why are all the yami's drunk?
Yugi:...they miss judged our innocents
Ryou: pretty much..
Akefia: what're you gonna do to me?
Malik:*evil smile* oh, WE'RE not gonna do anything... but I did promise a couple of friends that they could have you.
Akefia: you don't mean...*pales*
Ryou: may the gods have mercy on your soul
Malik: they should be here any momen-
*door bell rings*
Malik: and their here
(Answers door)
Emmy: Hi Mali!
Tru: Hi! Hi! Malik
Malik: Hi Emmy and Hi Tru glad you could make it
Akefia: O_O shit its them! WHY!
Emmy: Akie-chan do you really hate me that much?
Akefia: last time I saw you, you got me drunk so I passed out, then you stole all my clothes and left me with a frilly Gothic Lolita dress
Emmy: and I am still proud of myself
Tru: The dress was mine idea!
Malik lets all get to playing the game now...with all the drunk yami's...
Tru: now who first Emmy, the drunk Yami's, or Akefia?
Emmy: Hey Akie-chan..F*CK!
Akefia:*runs away*
Malik: Tru sick 'em
Tru:*evil smile then runs after*
Malik: so Emmy, how've you been?
Emmy: oh I've been good, you do doing what fangirls do.
Yugi:*from other room* sounds like there here; guys come over here and see our
yamis!
*Malik and Emmy walk over by Yugi and Ryou*
Malik: whoa, impressive, but did you really need to gag them and tie them to
chairs?
Ryou: well, I don't see a reason not to
Emmy: plus seeing such of hot guys in bondage is always fun.
Tru: I caught Kefia!
Malik: -_- great she's in that mood…
Emmy: oh don't worry I'm feeling evil today we're going to have fun right guys
Bakura: OH F*CK SHE"S HERE AND TRU! SAVE ME! SOME ONE SAVE ME!
Yugi: why aren't you drunk still?
Bakura: me drunk?...doesn't last long
Emmy: Hey just makes it that much more fun
Tru: A lot more fun
Emmy: so I'll go 1st…Bakura truth or dare?
Bakura: I'll never say dare for you so truth!
Yugi: Bakura you have to take clothes off every time someone chooses truth though.
Emmy: no late he can't change his mind! Yugi remove his sock! And Bakura is it true that you sometimes let Yugi be seme?
Yugi: (takes off one of Kura's socks)
Bakura: ….yes, and f*ck you!
Tru: your turn 'Kura-kun
Bakura: alright, Malik truth or dare
Malik: Truth
Bakura: f*ck you!
*Yugi takes off his other sock*
Tru: not long till your just in your boxers 'Kura
Emmy: yes it's just your pants, and that's what
Bakura: why did you bring these, these THINGS here?
Malik:*smirks* Revenge. Now...Emmy truth or dare?
Emmy: I say truth, but the last truth for Kura is only for Yugi, I hope everyone under stands that (evil smirk)
Malik: yes I do say he all right to it…and anyways is it true that Zorc doesn't let fangirl go to the shadow realm being even he is scared of them?
Emmy: oh please don't hates me now Zorcy-poo, but yes it is true, he just quakes in affair by us
Tru: it sucks because the sexiest villains go to the shadow realm
Malik: well….that's nice….
Emmy: indeed it is
Tru: you just went Emmy, it's my turn! So Ryou truth or dare?
Ryou: it's not like Emmy gave me much choice so dare.
Tru: I dare you to... Put your hand in your pants and sit on it till your next
turn!
Emmy: (laughs insanely) NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE CHOOSE RYOU! (Laughs more)
Ryou: umm okay*does dare* this is kind of awkward...
Tru: Hehhe
Ryou: ummm Yugi truth or dare?
Yugi: why Ryou you know its truth! (Goes over to Bakura and pulls his boxers off)
Ryou: well is it true that…you...(Smirks) on second thought tell all of us what you love so much about "play time" with Bakura?
Yugi: (blushes but goes into all the morbid details of his and Bakura sex life)
Emmy: f*ck yes I'm shipping that! (Takes out lap out and starts typing)
*malik and Ryou turn away*
Tru: *stares at Bakura with a stupid grin*
Bakura: Can somebody get her away from me?
Yugi: Tru, you're my friend and all, but Bakura's my man.
Tru: oh you wanna go little man?
Yugi: I don't think you wanna get between me and Kura
Tru: Alright then let's- WAIT *overly dramatic pause* On second thought, I think 'Akefia's getting lonely *turns to Akefia who is still tied up* Hehhe
Emmy: (goes to Akefia with Tru) Hey I've obsessed over this guy since I was little, so I'm coming to
Yugi: you can have him-
Akefia: YUGI!
Yugi:-but Bakura's MINE
Tru: Hehhe
Malik: Yugi, isn't it your turn?
Yugi: yeah... hey Bakura I dare you to...*whispers the rest in his ear*
Bakura:*pales*
Yugi: *Evil smirk then drags Bakura out of room*
Emmy: something tells me they won't be back for while…(goes to spy on them…comes back with video tape) Its black mail for later (innocent smile)
Ryou: can I take my turn now?
Emmy: NO!
Marik: well since I have gotten a turn in while…Tru truth or are
Tru: dare
Marik: I dare you to make out with the pharaoh.
Ryou: isn't he your boyfriend?
Marik: does it look it like care.
Tru: that's alright with me, its Emmy that hates the Pharaoh not me.*walks
innocently over to the pharaoh* He's no Akefia, but I wont argue.*evil smirk*
Hehhe *starts making out with the passed out Pharaoh*
Emmy: (looks away so I don't vomit) The pharaoh should just die! He is the one using the puzzle that is made out Akie-Chan's family and loved ones!
Ryou: looks like it might be a while, I'll go, Malik Truth or dare?
Malik: Truth
Ryou: Is it true that you and Marik got so wasted once that you both mistook
each other for your boyfriends and almost made love?
Marik: THE HELL! WHO TOLD YOU!
Ryou: so I'll take that as a yes and Emmy told me
Emmy: (laughs more insanely than any yami could hope to do) it's no big deal right? You let Tru make out with your boyfriend (voices void of sanity)
Marik:*glares*
Akefia: Sh*t I don't think she took her meds today!
Emmy: so what if I didn't…Akefia I say it's your turn so go.
Akefia: (tries to get out chair but cant) SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL! THINK OF MALIK ON A SURGER HIGH BUT 100 TIMES WORSE!
Emmy: they come near me…now take your turn
Akefia: okay Yami truth or dare
Yami: (watching Tru make out with Atem) ummm dare…
Akefia: I dare you…we dot do much since we're tied to chairs…so just jack off them (laughs)
Yami: what the hell!
Akefia: just do no one cares if you cream your pants…
Yami: (does dare and doesn't look at anyone afterwards)
Emmy: why didn't he take a penalty?
Yami: Sh*t I forgot about that…can I change my pants?
Emmy: no you'll just run away.
Malik: You could always just take them off, give Tru something to look at so
she won't suffocate Atem.
Tru: *gasp* DONE! *smiles then hugs Atem*
Yami: jeez she can hold her breath a long time... Atem isn't dead is he?
Tru: Pretty sure...I'll check *starts kissing him again*
Atem: *wakes up to see Tru kissing him* GAAH!
Tru: See, he's still alive!
Atem: what happened, OH GODS NOT YOU TWO!
Emmy: don't worry I won't try and kill you…yet
Tru: MY TURN!
Yami: No way! I just-
Tru: *glares*
Yami:... it's my-
Tru:*growls*
Yami:*pales*...it's your turn.
Tru:*immediately becomes happy again* Yay!
Yami:*looks at Emmy*
Emmy:*shrugs* Hey you just don't mess with fangirl, and you should also just gives what we want its safer for you that way.
Tru: Malik truth or dare?
Malik: Dare
Tru: I dare you to... go buy a pizza, I'm getting hungry.
Malik: okay, uhh I'll go order one *leaves to go call pizza place*
Yugi: okay well Kura did his dare…
Emmy: so where is he?
Yugi: passed out (innocent smile)
Emmy: good job Yugi (high fives him)
Tru: Hehhe I always knew he was the uke!
Yugi: so who's turn? Lol, he's not Uke though (laughs nervously)
Malik: back! And mine... (Hands Tru pizza)
Tru: YES PIZZA! I LOVE YOU MALIK!*opens box and eats slice* OW HOT! IT BURNED MY TOUNGE! *keeps eating anyways* anybody want a piece?
Malik: So…Atem truth or dare?
Atem: dare!
Malik: I dare you to read all of Emmy's fan fictions
Atem: hell no!
Emmy: why the hell not?
Atem: Because you're evil! And you don't ship anything but Cross, Bound, and KleptoShipping
Emmy: not true I did one Puzzleshipping..
Atem yug killed yami in that!
Emmy: HA! So you did read one at least
Atem: sh*t Fine I'll do the damn dare… (read all the fanfics)
Malik: I'll go. Ryou truth or dare?
Ryou: Dare
Malik: I dare you to finish *evil grin* purposely mess something up.
Ryou: nooo! Why you monster?
Malik: Just do the dare.
Ryou: fine *walks over to coat rack and pushed it over* there happy now?*almost crying*
Malik: very actually. Now because it your turn, you can finally stop sitting on your hand... that was just getting weird.
Ryou: oh yeah!*takes hand out of pants* my hand fell asleep…anyways Yugi truth or dare?
Yugi: Well Bakura can strip anymore…so dare
Ryou: I dare you to pick up the coat rack
Yugi: really…..
Ryou: yes!
Yugi: Geez fine (picks up) there happy now?
Ryou: Very.
Bakura: (grabs yugi by the back of his shirt) You think you can MAKE me do THAT and I'll just let you walk away?
Yugi: (gulps) H-h-hello Kura fancy seeing you here…
Bakura: no your cuteness won't help you here (drags him make to bedroom)
Akefia: Well…I'll just take my turn now…Tru truth or dare
Tru: Dare
Akefia: I dare you to untie me
Ryou: how do we know you won't just run away?
Akefia: If i try to run away you'll probably just sick those two on me*points to Emmy and Tru* and plus, I just want to be able to enjoy the Pharaohs and marik tied up.
Ryou: I dunno
Akefia: I might regret this but... Tru if you untie me, I'll let you kiss me.
Tru: *physco grin* okay! *unties him*
Emmy: I wanna kiss him to!
Akefia:*stands up but is glommed by Tru*
Tru:*kisses Akefia*
Yami: While they do that, I'll go…
Emmy: (pushes Tru away from Akefia and kisses him too)
Tru: (line)
Yami: okay …..Ummm Atem truth or dare?
Atem:…hmm truth?
Yami: Damnit….is it true that…you wear women's underwear?
Atem: (blushes) ummm
Marik: yes it is
Atem: f*ck you!
Marik: no I f*ck you (smirks)
Akefia: SOME SAVE ME!
Bakura:…he let fangirls kiss him didn't he?
Yami & Atem: yep…
Bakura: he'll never learn, oh well (goes back to room)
Atem: Sooooo Malik, Truth or dare?
Malik: dare
Atem: I dare you to... sneak into Bakura and Yugi's room and dump a bucket of
water on them
Malik: *jaw drops* you're not serious
Atem: 'fraid so
Ryou: so are you gonna do it?
Malik: yeah... yeah I'm gonna do it.*goes to kitchen and gets bucket of water*
'kay heres the bucket, *gulp* here i go.
*Malik leaves and one minute later Yugi and Bakura scream*
Bakura: WHO THE FU-
*Malik runs back into room*
Marik: don't worry; we'll blame it on Akefia.
Ryou: yeah not like Bakura and Yugi can kill him. Not if Tru and Emmy have
anything to say about it
Emmy: Malik did it!
Tru: you touch 'Kefia, you die
Malik: Gee thanks a lot
Emmy: you're welcome.
Bakura: Malik!
Malik: Yes Bakura?
Bakura: (grabs him by shirt and drags him tom basement where all tools of torture are kept.)
Malik: (screams, and screams and scream)
Emmy: I'm taking his turn, Akefia truth or dare?
Akefia: truth
Emmy: who kisses better me or Tru?
Akefia: I take the penalty
Emmy: (growls) fine you have you put ur tong on a hot stove top burn for a minute!
Akefia: Hello no!
Emmy: yes!
Emmy:*drags Akefia to the kitchen for his penalty*
Tru:... so Marik Truth or Dare?
Marik: uhh seeing as I'm tied up... Truth
Tru: your no fun, fine... Even though your Atem's boyfriend, are you atracted
to Yami at all?
Marik:...
Tru: come on, I mean, they have almost the same body, and practically the same
personality!
Marik: yes okay i do will that satisfy you sick little fangirl wants?
Tru: no
*Akefia screams*
Ryou: *innocent smile* sounds like the penalty has started
Yami: yep…so if she didn't let Bakura hurt him why does she get to hurt him?
Malik: because she's a freak?
Tru: (line)
Yami: Hehhe…okay Marik take your turn
Marik: okay…(sees Bakura coming back up stays with almost dead, but still going to live Malik being grabbed behind him) BAKURA TRUTH OR DARE!
Bakura: Dare
Marik: go save Akefia from Emmy, I can her laughing from here and well…
Bakura: fine (in over room) EMMY STOP YOU"LL BURN HJIS TONG OFF! (Comes back dragging Emmy and Akefia)
Akefia: SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!
Emmy: so what?
Tru: Oh 'Kefia! She didn't hurt you to badly did she?*hugs Akefia*
Emmy: well…I didn't mean to (innocent smile)
Yami: Akefia why don't you go, you haven't had a turn in while
Akefia: okay, Ryou Truth or dare?
Ryou: Truth
Akefia: Where'd you get the rope to tie them up so quickly before?*points to
the Yamis that are still tied up*
Ryou:... well if thought an opportunity like that might have come up so I
brought some just in case.
*the Yamis stare at him the insane freak he is*
Akefia: little sorry I asked
Ryou: So….(sees Yugi limp out of bedroom) Hey Yugi truth or dare?
Yugi:…truth…
Ryou: who do think is more innocent? Tru or Emmy?
Yugi: I don't even know if fangirls can be innocent
Emmy: HEY!
Tru: Yugi has a point. BUT, Ryou did say MORE innocent, not actually innocent.
Atem: Akefia Truth or Dare
Akefia: Dare
Atem: dare you to get your clothes back from Ryou and put them on (A/N
remember the dare where they switched outfits?)
Akefia: thank the gods I can finally get out of these stupid clothes, no
offence Ryou *drags him away to change clothes*
Marik: well I'm taking my turn Truth or dare?
Tru: Dare
Marik:….hmmm I dare you to….make out with Bakura and try not have Yugi kill =D
Tru: *evil grin* a wonderful challenge.I accept!
Emmy: I think I'm going to make sure my friends don't kill each other for real (follows Tru)
Tru:*leaves*
Yami: I wonder how that'll go.
Marik: you could always watch with your mind link
*loud crashes and yells from the other room*
Yami: okay *pales* those two are monsters... first Tru declared it a fight to the death, but when Bakura tried to sneak out... they tied him up and are trying to decide a new way to decide things while Bakura is cowering in the corner.
Akefia: I'm just happy its not me in there with those two
Ryou: My turn! Yami truth or dare?
Malik: Dare
Ryou: I dare you...*whispers dare in ear*
Malik: *gasp*
Ryou: *drags Malik out of room*
Yami: I'm surprised Ryou did that.
Akefia: I'm surprised it took Ryou that long to do that.
Atem: I'll take my turn then…Yami truth or dare?
Yami: dare
Atem: you shall only be in ur boxers for the rest of the game
Yami: F*ck you! (Gets dressed down to only boxers which happen to be hello kitty)
Emmy: (comes back with both Tru and Yugi tied up)
Akefia: how the hell did you tie them BOTH up?
Emmy: you don't want to know….
Tru: Yugi I still dont see what your so angry about, you should take the fact
that I tried to kiss Bakura as a compliment
Yugi: how is trying to kiss my boyfriend a compliment?
Tru: it is because that means you have a boyfriend that hundred of girls only
dream about, wish to have, and write very descriptive yaoi about.
Yugi: I still don't se-
Marik: My turn. Akefia truth or dare
Akefia: dare
Marik: I dare you to untie me *facing Emmy* I promise I won't run away
Akefia: Whatever.*unties him*
Marik: thank gods. I think I got rope burn.
Akefia: stop being such a pansy anyways it my turn now…hmm Yugi truth or dare?
Yugi: dare….
Akefia: (laughing insanely) I dare you and Bakura to stop your sadomasochirtism for a month…
Yugi: I-I'll take the penalty
Akefia: O-o I CANT BELEIVE YOU LIKE THAT SICK AND TWISTED THINGS HE DOES TO YOU!
Yugi: penalty?
Akefia: okay….you ummm cant choose truth for the rest of the game
Yugi:…..okay….
Emmy: (see Marik trying to run, chains him up)
Marik: What the F*ck! I made sure you weren't looking!
Tru: i hope you weren't trying for real Marik, 'cuz that would be kinda sad
Emmy: Oh well, no big deal chains work better then ropes anyways, plus my secrets are just that.
Yugi: So then, Tru, truth or dare?
Tru: you think you got anything I can't handle? Dare.
Yugi: I dare you to... watch me and Bakura Make-out for ten minutes.
Tru: you evil, little SON OF A BI-
Yugi: *loudly* or would you like to tke the penalty?
Tru:... what would the penalty be?
Yugi: that you have to leave Bakura alone for the rest of the game.
Tru: YOU SON OF A BI-
Yugi: do you accept the dare?
Tru:*growls* fine *mumbles something about revenge on the runt while Yugi
leaves to get Bakura from the other room*
Well that's the end of this chapter please review =D