Last time, Flare was redecorating Bowser's Castle by putting Daisy posters all over the castle, Red told him he should stop, but he didn't listen, Flare told Red that Bowser understood what he was trying to do. Now Bowser have returned to his castle, what will he do when he finds out what Flare did to his castle and what about Dimentio, is he really gonna use Luigi and Kammy to make a new Chaos Heart. Well just read today's chapter. Chapter 2: Bowser's Ultimate Nightmare.

A/N: Thanks for the reviews, I'll make sure to make this chapter as funnier than the last chapter, so be a pal and review this chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo related if I did I wouldn't be writing Fanfictions, oh yeah, before I forget, I do own my OCs Flare and Dimentio's mom Aura.

Chapter 2: Bowser's Ultimate Nightmare

Bowser Jr. jumped in front of his Papa flailing his arms and legs around. "Papa, wha…What're doing home so early." Bowser Jr. said as he tried to keep Bowser for going inside the ruining castle. "I thought you was out at Mama Peach's house trying to kidnap her again." Bowser Jr. then watched as Bowser spitted a huge rock outta his mouth. "Whoa, what happen to you, Papa?!"

Bowser moaned as he folded his arms. "I would of got Peach if it wasn't for a certain red plumber and his dim-witted cowardly brother, arrrr, damn those Mario Bros. there always getting in my way." Bowser then started back walking toward his castle. "Well at least I can still admire my beautiful Princess Peach posters." Bowser Jr. quickly stepped in front of him. "Gra huh, what are you up to, Junior?!"

Bowser Jr. tried giving Bowser his most innocent expression. "I'm sorry you couldn't bring back Mama Peach, Papa, but I think you'll be able to do it next time." Bowser just stood there staring annoyingly at his son. "…Um, is there something wrong, Papa?"

Bowser huffed as he slowly walked around his clueless son. "You're damn right there's something wrong."

Bowser Jr. scratched his head. "Wha…What is it, was it Mario, or was it his nerdy brother, tell me, tell me?!?!" Bowser Jr. asked as he watched Bowser continued pacing around him.

Bowser pointed an accusing finger at Bowser Jr. as he walked in front of his son. "It was partly your fault why I couldn't kidnap her!" the tone of Bowser's voice almost seem like he was roaring.

Bowser Jr. stood there mystified as he said. "What're you talking about, how could it be my fault, I wasn't even there when you tried and failed kidnapping her!!!!!!!" Bowser Jr. snarled as he turned his head as he walked in front of his papa. "I'm appalled, I can't believe you actually tried blaming me for your own fail attempt at kidnapping Mama Peach."

Bowser snarled back as he walked back in front of Bowser Jr. "Don't even try playing dumb with me Junior, you WAS there when we got our shells handed to by Mario, his cowardly brother and their baby fan club members that look exactly like them." Bowser then placed his hand on his chin. "Hmmm…Which really got me thinking, how did you beat me back to the castle?"

Bowser Jr. just stood there with his mouth wide open. "What in the world are you talking about, I never fought any babies that looks like Mario and his brother, and I already told you, I wasn't there." Bowser Jr. then remember the time portal his idiot father came out of. "You came outta that time thingy over there, right?"

Bowser shrugged as he looked down at Bowser Jr. "Yeah, so what?!" he then folded at his arms as he bend down getting at Bowser Jr. eye level. "Where are you going with this, Junior?!"

Bowser Jr. then started snickering to himself. "Ok, Papa, this is what I think that probably happen back when you were in the past, I'm not saying that I'm right, this is just a hunch." Bowser Jr. then leapt on Bowser's back and said. "When you was in the past must of met your younger-self, now tell me if I'm going in the right direction so far, anyways after forming some kinda idiotic partnership you two tried attacking Mario, his brother, and their younger selves, now tell me, am I in the ballpark, have I just hit a grand slam, and won the whole game, no, okay then, just let me finish, after getting beat down into the ground; like always, you must of fell back though that time thingy and came back to our time period." Bowser Jr. then did patented snickering. "Eheheheh, Ehhhh, Yeah, that sounds like something that would happen to you, Papa, with you being an idiot and all." Bowser just stood there staring at Bowser Jr. "I'm sorry Papa, but that's just pathetic, even with your younger-self you still couldn't beat The Mario Bros., and that's not the worst thing, the worst part was that you actually thought I was your younger-self."

"You see, Junior, that right there, that's the kind of disrespect I was talking about when we were back in the past." Bowser slowly took Bowser Jr. off the his back and placed him on the ground, he then walked toward the castle door yelling. "You see, I was right when I told you that you wouldn't amount to anything, and I was right, DAMMIT!!!!!"

Bowser Jr. was still laughing as he walked behind Bowser. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure you told that to yourself." he started eyeballing him up and down. "And by the looks of it, you were right, Eheheheh, Ehhhhhh." Bowser Jr. was so caught up in laughter that he didn't realize that they had already entered the castle.

Bowser then moaned out of annoyance. "Dammit, Junior, if you keep on disrespecting me, I'm gonna be all on that ass when we get in the castle."

"Wait, did you just say you're gonna be ALL on my ass when we get inside the castle?!" Bowser Jr. then fell on the ground as he started laughing uncontrollable. "Papa…You gay!!!!" Bowser Jr. then quickly hoped back on Bowser's shell.

Bowser just moaned as he walked inside his castle, he then quickly noticed the posters with pictures of Daisy on them, they were all over his castle's wall. Bowser stood there with his mouth wide open. "GRA, HUH?!?!"

Bowser Jr. then noticed that Bowser had stop moving. "Huh, what's wrong, Papa?" Bowser Jr. looked up and noticed that they were standing in the hallway of the castle. "…Shit…" Bowser Jr. uttered as he slowly climbed off Bowser's shell and creep toward the kitchen.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!" Bowser roared as he spun around the large room staring at the pictures of Princess Daisy. "Who put these Daisy poster up, what happen to all my PEACH POSTER?!?!" Bowser screeched as ran through the main hallway while clawing most of the Daisy posters up in pieces. "When I find the person who hung up all these pictures of Daisy I'm gonna clawing him out so hard that he'll wish he never would of brought these DAMN posters to my CASTLE."
Bowser Jr. crept all the way into the kitchen without Bowser noticing him. "Uhhhh…" Bowser Jr. sighed as he fell down on the floor. "My Papa's all steamed up, he's not gonna stop rampaging until he finds the person who put the posters of Daisy up." Bowser Jr. then lifted his head and saw Red, he was taking a box of Cracker Jacks out the refrigerator. "Wait, Red knows the person who put the posters up." Bowser Jr. ran over to Red slapping the box of Cracker Jacks out of his hands.

Red looked at his box of Cracker Jacks on floor, he then looked Bowser Jr. with his mouth wide open. "Dude, manners, have you ever heard of them, you really need to start using them." he then snapped his fingers and pointed at Bowser Jr. "Besides, I'm not one of your minions, I'm Uncle B's minions."

Bowser Jr. totally ignored Red and asked. "Hey do you remember that Flare guy you was telling me about earlier, do you know where he is?!"

Red casually walked over to the table as he picked up his box of Cracker Jacks. "Dude, what do I look like, his babysitter or something." Red then motioned with his hands telling Bowser Jr. to go away. "Shoot, he's probably off building a shrine of that Daisy chick he's so obsess with." Red then opened another box of Cracker Jacks. "Beside, I've got better things to do than worry about somebody I'm way better than." Red then gave Bowser Jr. a slick smirk while giving his the thumbs up. "Here Dude, take this." he then handed Bowser Jr. an envelope.

Bowser Jr. looked at the envelope and then at Red. "Wha, what is this, it better not be anything stupid, Red."

Red then smirked while giving Bowser Jr. the thumbs up. "Dude, don't worry, when did I, Red, ever do anything that was stupid?!"

Bowser Jr. then started mumbling as he tore apart the envelope. "Maybe being born for one thing…" Bowser Jr. then pulled a piece paper out of the envelope, it was a picture of Red with his autograph signed at the bottom. Bowser Jr. looked at the picture and the at Red, he was doing the exact pose as in the picture. "You moron, what the hell is a picture of your stupid ass gonna do to help us." Bowser Jr. snarled as he balled up the autograph and threw it back in Red's face.

Red smirked as he slowly lifted his head up. "Dude, don't you know the sight of my face can soothe even the most savage of beasts."

Bowser Jr. then grabbed Red by his shoulders. "Red, I don't have time for any of your stupid sarcasm." Bowser Jr. then slammed Red's head into the wall. "Do you hear that, that's the sound of my idiotic father blinded by rage." he then lifted him up. "So, either you tell me where he's at…" Bowser Jr. then placed his little claw on Red's neck. "Or I'll rip out your vocal cords."

Red stared stupidity at Bowser Jr. as he asked. "Dude, if you rip out my vocal cords, how am I suppose to tell you where Flare is?"

Bowser Jr. was beginning to become really annoyed as he lifted Red up and started jerking him. "You idiot, shut up and just tell me where that Flare guy at!!!!!!!!!!"

Red was beginning to feel really nauseate. "Okay, okay, I'll tell you where I last saw him, just stop shaking me." Red then covered his mouth. "Ah, Dude, I shouldn't ate those Cracker Jacks, I think I'm gonna be sick." Bowser Jr. then stop shaking Red. "…Uh, thank you, Dude, I really needed that." Bowser Jr. then slammed Red on the ground. "Dude, Ouch, what was that for?!" Red said as he slowly rubbed his bottom. "That was my ass, my ass, Dude."

Bowser Jr. stood over Red with his hand on his hips. "Well, what're waiting for, show me where he's at, you asshole."

Red slowly lifted himself up and muttered. "I'm just saying, Dude, it wasn't your ass that just hit the floor, the only thing I'm just asking for is a little respect, and that's all, not a lot, just a little."

Bowser Jr. stood there glaring at Red. "I'm waiting, DUDE."

Red walked over to Bowser Jr. pointing toward Bowser's throne room. "Last time I saw him he was heading toward Uncle B's royal chambers." Red then started scratching his head. "Dude, I sworn I already told you this in the last chapter."

Bowser Jr. eyes almost burst out of his head. "WHAT, HE'S IN MY PAPA'S CHAMBERS?!?!" Bowser Jr. then ran out of the kitchen and was heading toward Bowser's throne room.

Red muttered as he dust himself off. "What, no your welcomes." Red then sighed as he ran behind Bowser Jr. "Dude, seriously, you really need to work on them manners of your."

Bowser ran though the castle screaming like a lunatic, until he finally made it to his throne room. "Gra, Gra, Gra…" Bowser moaned while breathing heavily. "There's no way that maniac could even thought of disrespecting my own room." Bowser slowly opened his door, when he entered his room he noticed pictures of Daisy everywhere, he then saw huge picture of Daisy winking while doing the peace sign. "That son of a bitch, how dare he disgrace my room with these pictures of DAISY!!!!!!" Bowser then shot fireballs at many posters, he then withdrew in his shell and started buzz sawing through the huge poster of Daisy using the spikes on the top of his shell. Bowser then looked over toward his bed. "I hope that bastard didn't touch my limited edition Peach bedspread that I had to wait in the rain for SIX HOURS!!!!!" Bowser then pulled back his covers. "No…" Bowser uttered as he stared at a Daisy bedspread. "THAT BASTARD!!!!!!!" Bowser roared as he shot a huge fireball toward his own bed obliterating the whole thing. "GRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Bowser yelled as he burst out of his room heading back outside.

Kammy was in her room still swooning over Dimentio. "Oh my demented jester, where are you, why haven't you been replying to me...I knew I shouldn't sent a picture of my real self, what was I thinking?" All of Bowser's yelling caught Kammy's attention and so she came rushing out of her room. "Oh my goodness, what's all the commotion." Kammy turned around and saw Bowser running outside. "Your Nastiness, what's going on?!" Bowser was long gone, he didn't hear a word what Kammy just said. "Wait for me Lord Bowser, maybe I can help you!!!!" Kammy said as she followed behind Bowser, unaware that she was still wearing her slutty nightgown.

When Bowser made it back outside he couldn't believe what he looking at, it was statues of Daisy everywhere. "What the…Fudge…" It seems like every time Bowser would take a step he would just see another Daisy statue…It was like a horrible, horrible version of the Twilight Zone. "My, my beautiful courtyard." Bowser said as he backed up to another huge statue. "Arrrrr…" Bowser growled as he stared at the Daisy Statue, Bowser then noticed that the statue was starting to move and talk. "Wha…What the…" Bowser said out of sheer disbelief.

The Statue winked while bellowing. "HI SWEETIE!!!!!" The statue was so loud that it made the whole courtyard vibrate.

Bowser held his heart as he moaned. "ARRRROOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bowser fell head first in his courtyard and lie there unconscious.

Chapter 2's over, I can't help but to feel bad for Bowser, who'd thought that the most thing he feared was pictures of Princess Daisy. Stay tune for Chapter 3: The Ultimate Punishment.