I feel as though I updated this too quickly. Nyeh, I still can't find my DVD's –cries- so I asked a friend to explain what happened to me in the first episode. She was going by memory as well, so some things may have been skipped or left out. Ah well, thanks for the help anyways Nanto. :D Anyhow, this chapter has your general randomness, innuendo, and mikosex. Haha… no there's not really any mikosex in this chapter, sorry. But there may be. Later on. Or never. Who knows? And thank you to everyone who left a review! –Hands out crackers- :D You all pwn. Well anyways, hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: If I owned Kannazuki no Miko…I probably would have made Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora Kaon and Himiko centric. Unfortunately, I don't own Kannazuki no Miko. –Tear-
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"Ohh, I'm going to miss it!!" Himeko sprinted down the academy's steps, panting heavily all the while. She ran out of the school's front gates and saw the bus she was running for parked about half a block away. "W-Wait for me bus!!"
The bus paid no attention to the girls pleading cries and drove off, because busses are very rude vehicles. Himeko skidded to a stop and tried to catch her breath. "I-I guess I should have listen to Grandpa Squarepants when he told me to never run for a bus…but Chikane-chan's birthday is tomorrow, and if I don't get to the mall in the next twenty minutes it'll close and then I won't be able to buy her anything, and if I don't buy her anything she won't be my friend anymore, and if we're not friends anymore I'll be stuck with…Mako-chan! Oh the humanity! Why am I talking to myself?!" Himeko let out a frustrated groan and sat on the sidewalk, pouting.
Souma, who had just happened to be passing by on his motorcycle, spotted Himeko on the street corner and parked in front of her. "Hey Himeko," He pulled his helmet off and gave Himeko a dazzling bishie smile. "What're you doing on a street corner?"
Himeko didn't catch the dazzling bishie smile, for she was too busy pouting. "I'm pouting because I missed the bus, and now I can't get to the mall to buy a birthday present for Chikane-chan!"
"That's unfortunate." Souma ran a hand through his chestnut locks, and bishie sparkles flew everywhere. "I can give you a lift." The blonde girl's face lit right up. "Really Oogami-kun?! Thank you so much!" Himeko climbed on the back of the bike, and off they went.
Neither of them had said a single word since they left the bus stop. Souma eventually grew tired of the awkward silence and decided to strike up a conversation. "Hey Himeko…remember that time we were biking around the sea when we were little kids?"
"Yeah... you were paying so much attention to the sea that you crashed into a tree. Four times. After the fourth tree, you got pulled over by a policeman and got 2 months for DUI, right?" Souma glanced back at her with a completely baffled expression plastered on his face. "What?! Me, Oogami Souma, the most perfect guy ever, in jail? Good lord Himeko, I know you're not the brightest crayon in the box but that's just preposterous."
The future solar miko shook her head vigorously in protest. "I was there Oogami-kun and I saw everything! I even have copies of your mug shots in my photo album!"
"I was five years old at the time!! Five year old children do not have access to alcohol!"
At this point the awkward silence had found its way back, and it stayed until the pair finally reached the mall. Himeko entered the crowded building and made her way to the bookstore to pick up the copy of "How To Become An Evilyuri Rapist In Three Easy Steps" she had ordered for Chikane's birthday. Once that was taken care of, she made her way back to Souma's bike.
"I'm finished!" She announced happily. "Thank you for waiting Oogami-kun! Now then, shall we go?" Souma nodded his head absentmindedly; he was too busy playing cell phone Tetris to pay attention to the object of his affections. Himeko climbed on the back of the bike and waited for her bishie friend to finish up his game. Once Souma lost at level eight, he started the motorcycle and drove off, humming the Tetris theme all the way home.
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"Like ohmigod!" Chikane's maid, Otoha, let out an excited squeal and held a dress up against her mistress. "I can't believe you're letting me pick outfits out for you and stuff! It's, like, soooo unlike you! Well anyways are you, like, looking forward to tomorrow's party Ojou-sama?" Chikane let out a quaking breath and bit her bottom lip slightly. "I am both looking forward to it and dreading it. This will be no ordinary party Otoha... just thinking about it makes my heart feel as though it will burst right through my chest."
"Um, like, why? It shouldn't be different then any other party the Himemiya family has put on, right?" The maid walked over to her mistresses' closet and examined the suits within it.
Chikane stood in front of the huge picture window in her room while wearing nothing but her undergarments and a pair of thighighs, which made dozens of Chikane stalkers die from blood loss. "Not that party silly. The party Himeko and I will have once all the guests have left." The blue haired beauty let out a dreamy sigh. "It will be a night to remember, for sure…the moon and the sun shall become one, it will be an elegant unison of two bodies, and… aww hell, who am I kidding with all this poetic crap? We're going to have insanely kinky girl on girl mikosex, that's all there is to it."
"Sounds hot. But, like, what makes you think you can get her into your bed so easily?"
"Easy. I'm Himemiya Chikane, and nobody ever says no to Himemiya Chikane. Unwritten rule of yuridom. Besides," Chikane cocked her head to the side, giving Otoha a crooked smile. "Who said anything about getting her into a bed?"
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The day of Chikane and Himeko's birthday finally arrived. However, it was not what it was expected to be. Instead of a day of celebration and mikosex, it was a day filled with panic and uncertainty, for the sky had been dyed a dark shade of purple, and in place of the sun there was a large black hole.
Makoto then rose from her bed, her sleepy gaze rested on the room's only window. "Wha…what the crap?" The short haired girl tried to rub the drowsiness from her eyes and her lips formed into a pout. "Damn weathermen, they're never right! Why do I even bother watching the daily forecasts anyway?!" Himeko let out a very unfeminine grunt and threw a blanket over her head. "Mako-chan, stop talking so loud this early in the morning…"
"But Himeko!" Mako threw her arms up in the air. "It's purple outside! PURPLE!!" One violet eye slid open and peeked out from under the covers. "What are you on about? There's no way the sky can be--" Himeko bolted upright and stared at the plum coloured sky, mouth agape. "Purple?! Is this a solar eclipse or something Mako-chan?!"
"Dunno…sure looks like one. Well, whatever! Scary black hole in the sky or no scary black hole in the sky, we need to get ready for school!" Mako pulled her trusty camera out from underneath her bed and threw Himeko her school uniform. "Hurry, hurry! We need money so we can buy more goldfish crackers and wagon wheels!" Himeko opened her mouth to protest, but she was interrupted by a booming voice that was coming from outside. It seemed as though the black hole was talking.
"THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME…FOR THE OROCHI…TO RULE THIS WORLD!!!"
Someone threw a shoe at the black hole. "Hey, really loud god-like voice! Shut the hell up, some of us are still trying to sleep!!"
"OH, MY BAD." The black hole cleared its nonexistent throat and continued its speech in a quieter tone. "Necks of the Orochi, gather and kill the solar priestess and the lunar priestess!!"
Elsewhere, a cat girl carrying a huge syringe was staring up at the swirling hole in the sky with confusion. "Why do we have to kill them mister scary voice? What did they ever do to us?"
The black hole went quiet.
After a moment of silence, it finally replied with, "Um...they stole our juice boxes and slept with our mothers, that's what they did!"
The cat girl let out a horrified gasp. "Nobody sleeps with mummy but ME!! Don't worry mister scary voice, Nekoko will take care of the sluts for you! Nya!" The cat girl, Nekoko, saluted the black hole and ran off in a random direction. "Quickly, to the syringemobile!!"
To be continued…AGAIN.
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I will finish the first episode eventually! DX All that's left is the part where Souma goes apeshit with his mech I think …Buu. I have other plans for that scene though. Tee-hee. :3 I seriously need to find my DVD's. This would go so much faster if I did.
Review and I'll love you forever. :D