Hi everyone! I just finished this chapter today and I hope you like it! P.S. I published the first chapter of the New Moon Parody yesterday! If you've read it already or are going to read it, I hope you find it funny!

Disclaimer: My friend and I do not own Twilight. I have never (and probably will never) own Twilight. I know I should never say never, but I don't think Stephenie Meyer wants to give up Edward just yet. -Sighs-

~ Charlie ~

Bella walks off the plane without hurting herself or the people around her. The plane trip is a whole other story. Bella tripped 5 times just walking to her seat (while the plane wasn't moving) and, well, lets just say she hurt 3 other people around her while walking around the plane when it was in motion.

Bella spots Charlie and walks up to him.

Charlie: Oh, Kelsey, there you are!

Bella: Umm, Char-Dad, my name is Bella.

Charlie: …Riiight… Anyway, let's go home. And by the way, I really don't want to have to look after you instead of going to work tomorrow, so you're going to school! –Evil laugh-

Bella is freaked out so she runs away to Charlie's car.

Bella thinks: Oh great, A police car. It's going to take forever to get anywhere while being driven in that!

~ At Home ~

Charlie: Guess what!?

Bella: …what?

Announcer from a game show says: Charlie bought you a new car!!!!!

Cheering from an 'audience' starts.

Bella and Charlie are confused. They look around for the 'Voice' but see no one...

Bella: Okayyyyy…so what kind of car is it?

Announcer: It's a 1953' Chevy Truck. Billy Black was the last owner and your Dad is so cheap he only paid $200 for it!

Bella and Charlie look around again. No one was around.

Bella: Ok, then. Thanks for the car Dad.

~ The next day ~

Bella was barely able to sleep that night because she heard dogs howling during the early hours of the morning. (AN: Lolz! I wonder who that was.)

Bella went straight to school because her unreliable-Police-Chief-father forgot to mention the fact that she would have to get up earlier because of her truck.

~ At Forks High School, during lunchtime ~

Bella thought: This school is so small, I'll never be able to fit in here! I never had any friends in Phoenix and now it's going to be the same here!

While Bella was thinking of how she's going to be friendless forever, something happened. – GASP! -

The Cullens walked into the cafeteria and sat 3 tables away from Bella. She noticed how hot they were. She made a VERY long description of every person at the table and wrote it down in her notebook. She was trying to decide who was hotter: The Barbie doll-look-a-like or the real-life-Adonis.

Apparently, the table Bella was sitting at was Jessica's posse's table, so Jessica and all her friends introduced themselves and starting talking to her. (But they only did so to get attention from the other students.)

Bella: Who are those guys' names? – points to the Cullens-

Jessica: Those are the Cullens. They moved down here from Alaska, like, two years ago. They're all together, except for Edward. He doesn't date. Every girl here wishes he would. –She whispered-

'Edward' looked straight at Bella. But Bella was scared by how he, apparently, heard Jessica, so she looked away quickly. Jessica noticed.

Bella: Is that Edward?

Jessica: Um, yeah. –She was still dazzled by looking at Edward-

Bella: Ok, then. What are their other names?

-Jessica pointed to everyone when she said their name-: That's Emmett, Rosalie, Alice and Jasper. Jasper and Alice are together as well as Emmett and Rosalie. Rosalie and Jasper are twins. Alice and Edward are in the same grade as us, but the older Cullens are in their senior year.

Bella: Wow. That's a lot to remember. How do you remember that?

Jessica just shrugs.

The bell rings, signaling the end of lunch.

(A/N Yay! The second chapter of the Twilight Parody is done and, obviously, published! Wow, it was longer than the last chapter! See, reviews do help with writing stories! Thank you so much for reading! Please review and tell my friend and me what you think!)